Black People Made Justin Bieber Drink Sizzurp!

Black people already made Justin Bieber smoke weed, so it was only a matter of time until they got him hooked on purple drink because, let’s be realistic here, this boy was delivered to Earth from God himself and groomed to believe he’s the most perfect, lock-popping example of His Heavenly Father’s love, girl. To suggest he did drugs of his own accord because at the end of the day he’s just like any other 18-year-old out there but with billions of dollars is way more racist than conveniently accusing his black friends of corrupting him. How do you even look at yourself? TMZ reports:

The photos show Justin, Lil Za and Lil Twist (we’re told both of whom have smoked pot with Bieber) at a table rolling up blunts. Also on the table — two sets of double cups (a known style of consuming sizzurp which was made popular by Lil Wayne).

Bieber is getting pressure from some of his people who think he’s basically a good kid … but hanging out with Za, Twist and some other dudes are taking him down a bad road.

Fortunately for Belieber Nation out there – *kisses laminated membership card* – Justin has responded on Twitter to these heinous accusations in the most Christian way possible: Lying and pretending it never happened.

- some of these rumors about me are getting a little out of control now. dont believe the bs
– gonna focus on the positive. i understand that rumors come with the territory but im gonna stay me.
– focus on the music. u wanna know what im about…it is all right there. #BELIEVEacoustic

In Bieber’s defense, and possibly in testament to the intrinsic love powers of sizzurp (Always experiment, kids.), everything’s working out because he’s apparently back with Selena Gomez who’s not at all trying to shed her squeaky clean Disney image. She’s probably already saying she dates a “bad boy” now with an almost straight fac- Pfftt! Hahahaha! See? I can’t even do it.

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