Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Are Back Together For The 800th Time

June 17th, 2014 // 30 Comments
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When you’re young, you’re too stupid to realize that there are millions of other people in the world, and you don’t have to immediately chain yourself to the first person you have sex with. Or even the second or third. Animals don’t even do that, and they eat their own shit. Which brings me to Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez who posed for the above Instagram pic over the weekend only to immediately take it down. But now TMZ has video of them clinging to each other at Bootsy Bellows last night after spending the whole day in Malibu because apparently after he’s done banging Adriana Lima, Yovanna Ventura, Chantel Jeffries, and Kylie Jenner you want to give a guy another shot. Clearly, she can change him by morphing into other girls with completely different vaginas every night. Love can do anything!

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  1. At this point, he can go Chris Brown on her and no one would care.

  2. I’m make a joke about it being about time for a Phil Hartman solution to this problem, except that it’s too soon and Bieber is no Phil Hartman. In fact, the whole idea is so tasteless I’m not even going to click “submit” on this posting

  3. Cock Dr

    I’d like to think she’s working for one of our many 3 letter agencies, gathering information to bring down this Canadian scourge that has befallen our fair lands.

  4. Once you go pseudo-black, you can’t go back.

  5. ben dover


  6. Firecrotch McBatshit

    Jokes about whether or not this makes Selena Gomez a lesbian or just bisexual aside…

    This is just sad. It would seem to have been proven several times over that Bieber’s not good for her. She’s likely had family and friends and doctors in rehab tell her it’s essentially a toxic and destructive relationship. Each time she goes back to that well, people lose more respect for her personally and professionally. And she could obviously do better. At this point, it’s going to take him slapping the shit out of her for her to get it through her head, and by that time, she might very well have become a battered wife.

    Now, granted, I doubt Bieber could truly slap the shit out of anything, but you get my point.

    • Swearin

      I think the primary problem, as the video at TMZ shows, their social circle is full of all of the same people. They keep crossing paths at clubs and parties and shit, but also at award shows and music/media events, and then the fact they’re like, 20 yrs old and were the first sex partners for each other and all the stupid just takes over her brain.

  7. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    That’s it, Selina darling. Lull him into a false sense of security, get out the big knife and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!

    Thank you, dear. No one in the US will press charges. In fact, we’ll pass the hat in gratitude

  8. Short Round

    Except for bikini shots I couldn’t give a flying fuck about her. So, let’s hope they’re stupid enough to make a sex tape.

  9. anonymous

    Who cares? It would actually be funny if he has videos of him being racist towards Mexicans.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    If women didn’t sleep with men they’re too good for, they’d all be lesbians.

  11. Lol

    Fish y so bitter? This girl is clearly brainless, why do you like her so much????

  12. anonym

    selena deserves whatever the fuck she gets from this.

    would be sad if she ended up like the other Selena.

  13. With all the dumb relationship choices people make, I wouldn’t be 20 again with a gun to my head.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      If you you can look back at your 20s without cringing, you’re still lacking some fundamental sense of self-awareness.

  14. I heard Selena Gomez host a radio show once and I was stunned at how *professional* and smooth she was.

    But she had no personality.

    Selena is like Britney Spears: another programmed Disneybot who has been rendered incapable of good judgment because her entire life has consisted of hitting her mark and performing in front of a crowd or a television or film crew. She doesn’t know much of the real world and, come to that, neither does Beiber.

    That’s why both of them are making bad choices in their lives. Hers is worse than his.

    As an old man on a street corner once told me, “You don’t need no help to act stupid.”

    Selena just got help.

  15. Tired of this dumb bitch, unless she goes naked stop posting her. She claims she has lupus, but I think she is really semi-retarded. She is however 100% pathetic.

  16. That’s it. I’m writing her off. I’m putting her in the same category with Kim Kardashian now. She’s obviously too stupid for her own good. I really don’t give a fuck about her or Beiber now.

  17. buzz

    So did JB get shit on his dick from Miley and never called her back? Why the hell is Miley pissed off at Selena? Fuck it, I don’t care.

  18. Chris

    I think Selena has some kind of mental disorder like Autism or Down syndrome. Some thing about her is just not clicking right.

    • you can see it in her face. Plus, I do not know why everyone thinks she is out of his league. Last I checked she is average looking, threatening to go fat on us and has no talent to speak of. And it has to be said, she is a Hispanic girl and they are really pathetic when it comes to men. Desperado.

  19. She’s taking another bite off the same turd? As Chester A. Riley once said, “What a revoltin’ development this is.

  20. Two individuals attending the same event does NOT mean they had sex with. I think you pose as a hetero but are really homosexual and have a crush on bieber. How else can you explain being delusional enough to think Adriana Lima would have sex with the butt ugly, annoying as shit lesbian? And the pis and vid you showed of said event was proof, she gave him that fake smile mixed with ‘not a chance loser but I am smiling because I’m uncomfortable and I kind of have to acknowledge you considering we had some form of business together earlier but you ended up stalking me all night and I sort of feel sorry for you and I’m sort of insulted you think you would have a chance but I’m hot so Ill take pity while letting you know-back off little asshole’. You don’t know that smile because you have never been rejected by a hot chick because you don’t like chicks!

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