Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Are Back Together For The 800th Time

When you’re young, you’re too stupid to realize that there are millions of other people in the world, and you don’t have to immediately chain yourself to the first person you have sex with. Or even the second or third. Animals don’t even do that, and they eat their own shit. Which brings me to Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez who posed for the above Instagram pic over the weekend only to immediately take it down. But now TMZ has video of them clinging to each other at Bootsy Bellows last night after spending the whole day in Malibu because apparently after he’s done banging Adriana Lima, Yovanna Ventura, Chantel Jeffries, and Kylie Jenner you want to give a guy another shot. Clearly, she can change him by morphing into other girls with completely different vaginas every night. Love can do anything!

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