Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
MAY
Do I seriously need to explain how this one was a top post? Here are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez so blatantly on sex-cation in Hawaii, you can practically hear Selena say, “Stick it in, you little maple bitch,” through clenched teeth in every single shot. How she figured out his weakness is water, I’ll never know, but I bet it involved promises of gummy bears if not a skateboard. “Aw, no way, it has Batman on it and everything. Wait, why I can see your secret cave the Devil lives in? I NEED AN ADULT!”
Posted: 5.27.2011
Original Post: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Had Sex Last Night
Photo: Flynet, Splash News
justin you need fuck your dog!!!lol:)
fuck fuck you jB an sg:):)
FYI he is not kissing her boob and do u notice him touching her crotch??? lol ahah this is kinda strange but i dont care because i LOVE JELENAAAA!!!!!!
Mmm. Bony, white bi-ceps. Just what every woman wants.
Why is it any surprise that these kids “have sex”… kids are very promiscuous these days, of course they have sex. SO WHAT?! He can’t probably keep it up for very long anyways.
I hat eit when Justin keep o lookin at my breast
your not Selena Gomez and if you are wth r u dating the gay guy?
justin loves selena so much that he wants 2 marry her
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww awwwwwwwwwwwwwww thay r so cute 2 gether awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Well that gal ain’t got no tits she’s just dam fake hungry fame MONSTAR
Selena looks like shes a good fuck
it is so nasty that they love each other like that get a room.
Just coz nobody and i mean nobody loves you dont be hatin on everybody that has love
hey all my peoples dont yall think selena gomez and justin bieber should have sex all day and night
did yall see the grammees the other night nikky manaj look like a dummy. she needs to write better songs and needs to stop wearing ugly bclothes if i were her i’d dress awesome better than any one that was on the grammees.
He getin it too
Selena is not a whore and justin is UGLY
iS HE TRYING TO PULL HER BOTTOM OFF
HE LICKIN HER
that is so groooooooossssss….. he has no thing……
… “had sex last night”…
You mean: “with each other” or did Justine Bieber had secs and Selena had sex with someone?
hey i am glad that u both luv eachother but what u guys are doing is wrong and selena i know u had sex with miley cyrus
Mai feetlor care tot comentati de Miley!Da poate vreau sa pozez sexy sa ma droghez si sa fac dragoste ca asa face ea!Eu nu sunt de acord cu relatia lor si punct.
HELL YEAH, i was never a beiber fan, but now after THIS, that lil boys tha man!! My respect for him is through the roof. Justin should really get her to Clap that Ass
I fell bad for you guys if they wont to be together just let them be together if they are happy let them be that is all
@lenny the same exact thing happened to me
@bluebell u are frickin retarded ur such a dumbass this is all business and popularity
looks like hes an ass kinda guy
JUSTIN!!! u little dickens….
Justin Bieber does not deserve Selena Gomez she is to pretty for him and she can do way better.
What a pleasure to meet someone who thniks so clearly
nice playing in the sea
what ass?? tht bitch has a ass of a snake -___- lol
I don’t know selena for real but i think she and justin are made for each other cuz: they love themselves,they cherish themselves and there’s a bond between the two so there’s need for them to love cuz love is just a word bu a strong feeling you can find in two! so my point is that: i want them to be 2gether forever,get married and have kids!!! and I LOVE U JB ANDD SELENA OMEZ(SG)
in a relationship, age does not matter but what matters is LOVE when there’s love, there’s nothing to worry about and by the way,… who cares if selena started dating justin when he was 16 and who cares if she’s older maybe you might but i don’t !! two love birds can not be seperated cuz the bloody world says so! To hel with haterz selena and justin they both have the demn rights to love who so ever they choose to love but apperantly, faith both them to themselves so people plzzz back off and mind ur own buisinessand plszzzzzzzz stay off their backs stop being jalious and leave them both alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
faith brought them to themselves
Wow… You guys are pathetic… They’re doing NOTHING wrong. It’s called horseplay, not sex.
Wow, He was about to tackle her into the water, You can obviously tell that, She’s 19 for gods sake, & they’ve been dating for what? 9-10 Months Haha, Are the girls on here are ridiculously jealous of her, Because she’s gorgeous.& Stop commenting if you’re illiterate. -___-
And he isn’t “Kissing her boob” That’s below her boobs. LMFAO wow
Filthy little slut.
Wow, should all of these 12 and 13 year olds even be on this site?
justin bieber n selena gomez they have sex
oh selena fuck u n bitch
selena gomez ur so btich n fuck u
I love justin bieber n i not like selena gomez why not like selena gomez will bitch n fuck her
fuck u selena
wtf. your comments make no sense.. proper english please?
i wish justin bieber break up with selena gomez why bitch n fuck u p.s fuck u selena n ur mom know that u have sex with justin bieber in hawaii n cabo n mexico again have sex ur bf again sex again sex n bitch n fuck u selena gomez
someone jealous
Someone is freaken jealous. JB and Sel can freaken grow up to 100 and be a married couple and love eother. Wow , jeez !
u go girl ! she has no right saying these things bout sel.
u awesome girl i wish i can stand up like u do to that devil.
Little Fan Huh Aww Look Some One Is MAd Btw THe Devil Is Selena I Remember HEr As A Child And Now Look At HEr This Is Some Shit Id Hate To Be Her Id Rather Be A Bum
yup u r 100% right selena balarez.
hell no why justin fuck hell fuck bitch ass wow lol n bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck her n bitch n fuck her bitch fuck her bitch fuuck her bitch fuck her bitch fuck u selena gomez n fuck her bitch
oh selena stop fucking kissing him bitch fuck
yeaaaaaah bitch fuck stop sex oh ok
fuck no n hell yeah oh justin bieber stop sex selena gomez oh tell her bitch n fuck u
fuck no wow look her boobs all boys look her boobs i know
justin bieber hell no n stop
wow lol justin break up bitch
fuck no n i wish selena gomez dead