Justin Bieber Wants To Be A Young Dad

So, remember all those times I joked about Justin Bieber knocking Selena Gomez up? Haha! About that… Women’s Wear Daily reports:

WWD: Where do you see yourself five years from now?
JB: [Visibly counting] Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. I want to be a young dad.

A horny 17-year-old who really wants kids. That should end well. But at least he’s not being dressed by a grown man. Oh, wait:

Usher’s real cool. He knows way more about fashion than I do. I’m learning from him. He helps me put stuff together and find different designers who I’ve never heard of.

So for the record, it was Usher who looked at Justin Bieber and went, “You know what you need? An all-purple jacket with glasses. You’ll be like Urkel, and I’ll be the cheese. Ha! Get it? Because Urkel always wants cheese? Ah, just take your pants off. Lousy teenagers…”

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