So, remember all those times I joked about Justin Bieber knocking Selena Gomez up? Haha! About that… Women’s Wear Daily reports:
WWD: Where do you see yourself five years from now?
JB: [Visibly counting] Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. I want to be a young dad.
A horny 17-year-old who really wants kids. That should end well. But at least he’s not being dressed by a grown man. Oh, wait:
Usher’s real cool. He knows way more about fashion than I do. I’m learning from him. He helps me put stuff together and find different designers who I’ve never heard of.
So for the record, it was Usher who looked at Justin Bieber and went, “You know what you need? An all-purple jacket with glasses. You’ll be like Urkel, and I’ll be the cheese. Ha! Get it? Because Urkel always wants cheese? Ah, just take your pants off. Lousy teenagers…”
Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
He drew that with his penis.
…straight up, this mega-hot, no-talent bitch is using the bieber to further her career
Well, now we all know that Selena Gomez gets “The Shocker”.
“Justin Bieber wants to be a young, lesbian mom”, from the looks of that get-up.
Yes she does.
I still dont get why young girls like boys who look like girls…
justin bieber sucks
sucks at math that’s for one. five years from 17 is not 25-26. not that guys are ever ready for kids before their mid 30s. she should have just said getting buttfucked
Sam Ronson has really cleaned up. But why is she throwing the “shocker”?
Oh my gosh! Is that Ushers new girlfriend?? Wow, she is really cute! Just look at the way she is clinging to Usher, how precious.
U r rediculous! he is a man and not gay so shut up and stop hating
with his money he can hire a fleet of nannies. that’s child raising, singer style
He’s gonna need to learn that anal wont make babies. But it will get you new cars and “fashion tips”.
“Tips” of another kind, too – as in, “I promise that’s all I’ll put in”.
Oh Justin. The boy gets to be the daddy. You’ll have to be the mommy.
Has anyone else noticed he looks a lot like that actress that was in “Gladiator”—Connie Nielsen? Now whenever I see him, I have a mental image of Joaquin Phoenix trying to hit that…
wow….you’ve got some grade A highly potent meth my friend
It’s laced with maple syrup. But seriously, google pictures of her with short hair. It’s uncanny.
Don’t—DO NOT—ruin Connie Nielsen for me. I don’t want to think about Justin Bieber when I see her naked in The Devil’s Advocate. Or when I think about the only memorable part of Permanent Midnight, when her German character is bedded by Ben Stiller and she cries out, “I’m being fucked by a JEW!”
TomFrank–Sorry, man. I hate to ruin Connie Nielsen for you. She is a beautiful woman. And so is Justin Bieber…
That’s some mighty douchetastic dancing going on there.
Hes having fun…ever heard of it…probably not
This my friends, is what is known as a Double Stuf Oreo cookie.
There’s not enough white in the middle for it to be considered doub—ohhhh, I see what you did.
Justin’s got a tattoo on his ass, it says “Usher”. She needs to wash them filthy hands.
Moment of full penetration.
My Trapper Keeper said it first, BITCH!
Well, I’ve got a great idea: “Justin and Kate Plus 8″. He gets to be a young father, and Kate gets to continue being a fame-whore. Its a win-win situation!
That sum being eight and a half.
Um, don’t we all lose in that situation?
So….”to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. I want to be a young dad.”
Does that mean he’s going to become one of the many celebrities travelling to third world countries and adopting random children?
There are lots of kids in this country stuck in the foster care system who would be happy in a home full of nannies and private tutors.
Yah, but adopting locals has been out of style since Phillip Drummond adopted Arnold and Willis Jackson.
I think the only real question here is, will Chaz take Justin’s last name, or will Justin take Chaz’s last name?
That poor child doesn’t truly understand the words he/she is mouthing.
They were put in there by mommy and maybe his PR people.
Boy does have a pretty mouth; makes me wonder what Usher put in there.
It os the other way around. Selena has a soild acting career while Bieber’s 15 miutes hopefully are up soon.
your so dreaming…his 15 minutes..will be a lifetime in the spotlight…hence his millions of fans..his many awards and achievements…seriously stop hating!
Good thing that is only a Henna tattoo.
What the Hell are you smoking? That’s not henna it’s a Sharpie drawing lol.
I bet her hand is stuck in that position.
Odd.. She hangs around with Justin Bieber but in her show, her brothers name is Justin as well.
Dem Mexicans sure do like sex no matter who it’s with.
Selena can then breast feed him and the baby. He’s Canadian, so He’s used to getting his milk in bags.
as is tradition
or at least for free….
Is that Marcy, from “Married With Children”?
Typical lame attempt at a “beard” PR stunt. He isn’t fooling anyone. Ricky Martin and Lance Bass likely said the same thing, back in the late 90′s.
Maybe he could do a porno with Kate or Casey or Octomom. That would be fucking hilarious. VH1 could make a reality show out of it. They could give it a snappy, yet subtle title like, “Justin and the Vacuous Cunts of Infamy.”
This little bitch needs to get a set of bolt-ons, already. As far as throwing hand gestures goes, does he really think it means anything or is it just a spur-of-the-moment spastic hand movement? Also: Usher has this kid dressing this way in order to not outdo Usher’s look.
Jesus, you’d think one of his “yes men/stylists/hangers-on” would have told this kid to lose the Swifty Lazar glasses already! He looks ridiculous.
She shouldn’t use those UV lights in her concerts without having cleaned all the semen under the armpits region.
He’s hoping Usher gets him pregnant
Please don’t let him reproduce!!!!
Good thing Christians don’t believe in science, ’cause last I checked, you can’t get a girl pregnant with The Shocker.
What’s up with the shocker? Even Christians are doing it?
God damn, that kid is going to be hanging in the Castro, doing poppers and waking up naked in the arms of men named Bruce before he hits the age of 20.
STFU and stop hating he is not gay,,,,so stop wishing he turns gay so u can have him…haha never gonna happen
Safe to assume your one of many jb tween stalkers… or a 50 year old pedo
His career collapse will prevent his from having kids. He will end up like Lindsey Lohan, on (allegedly) drugs and in a homosexual relationship with someone butch.
What’s with the Barney jacket?
Look at Selena, you would want to knock her up too.
She is badass.
Plus, there is absolutely no way she is having sex with him.
She might get one of her friends to give him a mercy hand job from time to time, but she definitely does not touch him naked.
Combined celebtard name, “Just in Blowmez.”
Hahaha he likes big black things in his mouth.
STFU!!! he is not gay,,,
Jesus Christ, lose the gay already kid. (Not that there’s anything wrong with it)
But could this kid be styled any more rated-G?
The hair, the glasses, the jackets with the collar turned up, the ultra bright old-school high tops…every single picture. This kid is gonna be pissed when he grows up to be Vanilla Ice.
Douche Bag just admit your gay and get it over with, plus those glasses look like shit.
I would say you look gay but a gay guy wouldn’t wear the shit you wear,
dude Usher is punking you if he told you to wear that
You gotta admire Beiber’s courage… flashing that sign that means “I like 12 inch black cock” must not have been easy for him.
Mommy likes “The Shocker”
“Two in the pink, one in the stink! I’m ready for Sinead!”
All dykes use this sign…why would this ugly bitch be any different?
Hey, it was the USA that pushed Free Trade… we would’ve been just as happy without it. And here we thought it was for our fresh water and Poutine. We can play hardball too! Enjoy our Bieber.
You’re welcome :)
Seriously, fuck you. Like Celine Dion wasn’t enough? We should sue you in the Hague for human rights violations.
I’m getting tired of this. This kid is dumb as a stump. I’ve told him time and time again in order to father children (biologically speaking, of course) you would need to have TESTICLES. Preferably two, and totally descended.
Of course he does and I’m sure he and his partner will adopt beautiful children fcrom some poor country no one cares about, like Canada, or have some fat cow surrogate that shit. On that note I do not get women who are professional baby factories. I guess you get a lot of money for 9 months of sitting on your ass, okay I get it now, but still you couldn’t pay me enough money for that shit.
Also I would like to point out that all the bible thumping little loosers I’ve met wanted to be young parents. TRANSLATION: they are normal humans who just want to FUCK, but since their dumbass little religion says that you have to wait for marriage and that sex is only for procreation not pleasure they all think they want a shitload of kids. No morons you just want to get laid but your fucking humanity has been brainwashed right out of your little dicks.
He better watch out; Skarsgard read this as “Justin Bieber Wants a Daddy” and is currently in Canada hunting him down.