Justin Bieber Thinks Relationships Are All About Honesty. HAHAHAHA! Silly Christ Child

March 29th, 2012 // 43 Comments

In a recent radio interview, Justin Bieber set himself up to learn a valuable lesson about relationships after alerting his insane murderous teen fanbase that he’s in no rush to marry Selena Gomez so keep those underage vaginas running. Via Hollywood Life:

“I’m not getting married anytime soon, ladies!” Justin said in a March 27 interview when a DJ asked if he’s going to put a ring on it.
As for the secret to making their relationship work, he said, “I don’t think anyone has a secret. I think it’s about just being honest with one another. I’m still young — you never know — but I’m happy right now.

I don’t care how open and honest you naively think your relationship is, it is never, never a good idea to openly say, “Well, I’m young so we could break up at any minute.” Yes, it’s the truth, but really not a good idea when your girlfriend’s running around Florida with James Franco dressed like Kevin Federline who we all know is goddamn Spanish fly to Disney chicks. She’s probably already pregnant.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Ed G.

    fuck you fish for that “punked” ad. I’m gone. I can just go to TMZ

    • Richard McBeef

      Outside of the time I got tricked into jerking off a trucker at a rest stop, that post is the most terrible trick anyone has ever pulled off on me. Five seconds of my life…. straight down the shitter.

    • The Royal Penis

      Why not just go ahead and do it? Why bother even saying anything? Is it because you’re an attention seeking whore that will still come here anyway?

  2. Ed G.

    That “punked” ad sucked ass. I’m done here and I’m just going to go to TMZ.

  3. I love how this site just advertised the new Punk’d show (the Situation is Snooki’s baby’s dad thing) featuring this kid and then rips into him as to say

    “Yes, we know we dishonestly presented a headline as real then enticing you to click through the jump for cash in our pocket. We’ll even disable the comments. Now like the retarded teenagers we are, we’re going to rip on the benefactor to reestablish our street cred to show we really don’t like Maple Christ. Haha! It’s all for fun guys! …Not in the face!”

    • Welcome To The End

      Hey Willie you do know that Ashton Kutcher has your IP address, your home address, your cell phone number and all your contacts you have on your cell phone don’t you? If you didn’t know that he did then you probably should find out what it is you’re reading right now. Don’t try to deny what you do not fully understand, it’s too late for you because you’re already part of the problem.

  4. Justin Bieber
    Buddy the Elf
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    Can this fullofhimself little pillow-biter even tie a shoe?

    What’s with the untied stupid high tops in every gay outfit of his.
    One, black Usher is enough for the world kid.

  5. Cock Dr

    I wish the Williams sisters would make a sandwich out of this lipstick lesbian.

  6. When your secret is about being born with both boy and girl parts, you’re kind of forced to be honest

  7. Had To Be Said

    It’s his choice not to live the playboy lifestyle. 10 blowjobs a day from hot young eager fans isn’t as satisfying as you’d think it would be. Just because a woman fantasizes about fucking you every night of her life doesn’t mean you’re obligated to cum in her mouth. Not every man needs to fuck millions of women. I’m sure his girl takes care of him anyway, who needs all those blow jobs.

    • Yeah

      Anddddddddd you know all this how?……..

    • Richard McBeef

      No man ‘needs’ to fuck millions of women. But every man wants to. If your man says, ‘Oh baby, you’re all I ever need’ they are really saying, ‘Given my lack of fame and fortune, I will settle with fucking just you, at least for a while’

  8. Justin Bieber
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    Just a spoonful of sugar makes the Bieber bend over…

  9. Please let this douche disappear soon; like last week maybe?

  10. Bonky

    Not getting married any time soon ? The gay community should put out a new magazine called “CLOSET” (the opposite of OUT). Justin could be their first cover girl.

  11. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    You are right as ever, he is an idiot for saying that. As a woman, you never want your man to say ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

  12. Dick

    Woudl love to see him knocked the fuck out one day. Im sure we will.

    • commander bloop

      If you haven’t seen the clip of him getting nailed in the head by a bottle during one of his lip-syncing, twig-n-berries grabbing ‘performances,’ well sir you need to…he doesn’t get knocked out, but it’s damned funny…and satisfying!

  13. Justin Bieber
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    Isn’t this that chick that was banging Lindsay Lohan?

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    Justin Bieber wanted to make Taylor Swift cry with his ’Punk’d’ prank


  15. Burt

    He’s a BS artist in more ways than one.

  16. Justin Bieber
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    I’m pretty sure her hat’s on backwards.

  17. dee cee

    worried Selena is really not that into him and his continual annoying bs

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