Justin Bieber Thinks Relationships Are All About Honesty. HAHAHAHA! Silly Christ Child

In a recent radio interview, Justin Bieber set himself up to learn a valuable lesson about relationships after alerting his insane murderous teen fanbase that he’s in no rush to marry Selena Gomez so keep those underage vaginas running. Via Hollywood Life:

“I’m not getting married anytime soon, ladies!” Justin said in a March 27 interview when a DJ asked if he’s going to put a ring on it.
As for the secret to making their relationship work, he said, “I don’t think anyone has a secret. I think it’s about just being honest with one another. I’m still young — you never know — but I’m happy right now.

I don’t care how open and honest you naively think your relationship is, it is never, never a good idea to openly say, “Well, I’m young so we could break up at any minute.” Yes, it’s the truth, but really not a good idea when your girlfriend’s running around Florida with James Franco dressed like Kevin Federline who we all know is goddamn Spanish fly to Disney chicks. She’s probably already pregnant.

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