Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Had Sex Last Night

And possibly right now.

Here’s a very affectionate Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez continuing their Hawaiian vacation in Maui yesterday, and if this doesn’t look like a kid who got laid last night, I don’t know how else you explain this photo of them playing pat-a-cake. Show me a couple who doesn’t do that first thing in the morning after having heterosexual intercourse and I’ll show you two liars lying their lying faces off.

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