Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Had Sex Last Night

May 27th, 2011 // 1,122 Comments

And possibly right now.

Here’s a very affectionate Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez continuing their Hawaiian vacation in Maui yesterday, and if this doesn’t look like a kid who got laid last night, I don’t know how else you explain this photo of them playing pat-a-cake. Show me a couple who doesn’t do that first thing in the morning after having heterosexual intercourse and I’ll show you two liars lying their lying faces off.

Photo: Flynet, Splash News

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  1. not enough pics of just selena. but thanks for getting at least one ass shot :D
    is beaver a goy or jew? tats aren’t kosher

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    that’s a bangin bod… which.. i’d like to bang

    • Suge

      “Bangin bod”? Really? She looks like a little girl. Don’t you prefer a more womanly body? I means she still has a little of her baby fat left. She looks like a typical CHILD in a bathing suit. Some of you guys are just plain pedophiles. There’s a reason why her boyfriend is only 17. CUZ THEY ARE BOTH CHILDREN. You’re fucking sick.

      • WOW

        did you not know that selena gomez is over 18? where is the child in that?

      • Suge

        She is BARELY over 18 but still looks like she’s in Jr. High school, including her figure. Any guy over the age of 25 who finds her sexually attractive is a complete pervert.

      • FUCKYA

        shes 19 almost 20 i dont call that “barely”

      • Lols

        she’s 19 and she does have a woman’s body. just because yours looks like the body of an old hag doesn’t you have to criticize a younger woman’s body.

      • Cassidy

        I agree with Suge. my aunt thought she was 14

      • Dustbin Gayber = Justin Beiber

        U Guys Love Justin Beiber Even Though He Has A BabyFace But We Selena Gomez Coz Shez Sexy And U Know It

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    shan danger
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    they probably have sex on a top of money whilst justin sings “baby, baby, baby OHHHHH”

  4. grobpilot

    They had sex? What, did they grind vaginas all night? Doesn’t seem too satisfying.

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    How's my roughing? call (718)915-0476
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    sonnavabitch. He did tap that ass.

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    Mandi
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    What the hell is tattooed on his tiny sunburned body?

  7. L

    In the main picture, it sorta looks like his hand is headed under her thigh. Is it, or am I just more sleep-deprived than I thought?

  8. vitobonespur

    She is certainly a tasty little morsel, but what’s up with the Bieb? Has he even reached puberty yet?

    Either way, they are soooo cute. They almost look like real people.

  9. I’m still not buying it. I will never believe it unless I see video of the intercourse. Untill then, he still gay.

    • ME!

      me too!! its so fake!

      • Big Ass Bunny Feet

        I am pretty sure he has to keep up the corny act to keep the fan base of 10 yr old girls. If no one was watching i bet he would be getting bjs and drinking all night. I think he’s straight just scrawny. Aren’t a lot of guys pretty scrawny at that age?

      • KAITIE

        HE IS NOT GAY !! AND FOR UR INFO I AM 11!! YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY! AND WHAT ACT U KNOW WHAT I THINK U HAVE AN ACT FOR ACTING LIKE A ITY** OH SCUES ME FOR SAYING ACT CAUSE THERE IS NO ACT U JUST ARE1 ! THAT GOSES FOR U BIG ASS BUNNY FEET AND FORU BIG ASS!!

      • Xx-RedMist-Xx

        Yo bunny this ain’t for you.
        Katie STFU go get a fucking life. What the fuck are you doing using profanity at your age?
        I mean he didn’t even adress your stupid ass.
        You just came in talking shit “OH IM 11 I CAN TALK SHIT ALL I WANT!” Oh but I bet if you had a gun up to your fucking head you wouldn’t say shit as you were sexually assaulted.
        I bet if Justin sexually assaulted Selena it wouldn’t be shit. If he assaulted you it would be all over the fucking news.
        Moral, think next time before you talk shit. If you do I will say some other shit to your ass. I have this site bookmarked bitch.

    • Big Balls

      BIEBER is trying to fool ‘em all, he likes girls! When JERRY “The Fairy” Brown was California governor, he brought HANOI JANE along, on a vacation trip to Africa. They slept apart in 2 seperate tents, More so, instead of living in the governor’s mansion, BROWN lived in an apt across the street from the Capitol and no one but YOUNG MEN were ever seen enterring. If I was in BIEBER’S shoes, under these circumstances, I’d be having a HUGE boner, popping a valve w/streams of love juice. THE FUCKER’S GAY

      • s'up bitches

        A. Do your homework. It was Linda Ronsdat (sic) he took to Africa, not Jane Fonda. It was also on his own dime.

        B. Jerry Brown has been known, since the seventies, to live on a tight budget.

        C. So what is your problem. You now have a governor that actually gives a shit about fiscal responsibility? If that’s the case, get the fuck out of Cali, it will be better off without assholes like you.

    • Dustbin Gayber = Justin Beiber

      Justin Beiber Is Not A Gay …………………………………………..Bcoz To Be A Gay He Needs To Be A MAN First……………………………..

  10. cc

    Did he get a tattoo? Oh for God’s sake.
    In any event, if after all that close contact he doesn’t get laid, then he must be finding a lot of excuses to sneak off and engage in the time honored teenage-boy practice of jerking off 6x a day.

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    jayef
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    Just a hint of toe.

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    Log O' Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he not have armpit hair? At age 17?

  13. whiskeyafternoon

    and by “sex”, you mean that he’s assisting her with her 10 inch black dildo? I thought all creatures of the Bieber race were without genitals?

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    Elle
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, I put it there? “

  15. Rape Rape!

    I wonder if statuatory rape charge will be coming…she’s 19 and he’s 17….

    Either way someone is going to have to do a cavity search and test for fluids-who wants to be the Biebster’s sloppy seconds?

    I hope they make a sex video….it would be fun to see how many of us become “child pornography” criminals.

    • Yeah what does she see in him? Considering girls mature way faster than boys, Selena dating a boy two yrs younger is gross to me.

    • TomFrank

      The age of consent in Hawaii is 16, so…no, not statutory rape. As a matter of fact, only about a dozen states have an age of consent of 18, and most of those have “close in age” exemptions if the “victim” is 17. Also not statutory rape of a Canadian national, as the age of consent there is also 16. (My thanks to Wikipedia for this.)

    • Artofwar

      …When a person is 17 years of age, and having sexual relations with someone that is not more than 3 years their senior, regardless of gender, it is not considered statutory rape.

      Unless of course there is a knife, or a lead pipe involved, and then it would just be considered forcible rape, age not withstanding….Artofwar

  16. I am imagining that the main pic and pic#1 is her orgasm face. God I would love to hit Selena’s young sexy ass. That body looks good.

  17. Five bucks says his “Apollo Rocket of Love blew up all over the launch pad”.

  18. JC

    No way they had sex. If they did, all the pictures would show Bieber curled up in his hotel room, shaking and mumbling, “She has a scary mouth….DOWN THERE!”

  19. Elle

    Anyone else feel like they should go to confession after looking at these? No, wait, bad idea…

  20. Family Guy

    Bieber: That’s never happened to me before.
    Gomez: What, the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?
    Bieber: Both.

  21. God is Black

    I’m assuming he got that stupid tattoo so he has some street credentials with Selena, u know Latino gang shit…Clearly duffus can’t read the body language of Selena- Dude, she really likes you(i.e. lets make babies)

  22. Eddy

    Good for him, maybe his testicles will fully drop and start looking like a man.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “mmmrmm mrrrmrm bbbbrrrrrmmmmmm”

  24. i don’t think jesus would approve of this…

  25. Crabby Old Guy

    You know, if a yummy young thing was mounting me in the surf I’d have a tent pitched that she could sit on for hours. Him, obviously not so much. Curious.

  26. the captain

    don’t you bad language, will ya?
    …..HIS MOTHER IS STILL AROUND!!

  27. Coyote

    So Gomez was the only available beard that looks like a Dude

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    MM
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    Cute pics, they look happy and relaxed. She has really really nice legs. He could use some gym time.

  29. It had to be said

    Hate all you want, but I’d hit Selena’s ass too, if I got the chance. For the one and only time, go Bieber, go.

    • Xx-RedMist-Xx

      I wouldn’t do it when she was 10 and 11 -She was uglay-
      But now I would rip her insides up like a Left 4 Dead Hunter on top of Zoey

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    M3Essential
    Commented on this photo:

    what are they? 11? I am so outta here.

  31. LJ

    Well, he did better than I did last night.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They look really cute together & are probably feeling very much in love.
    Young lipstick lesbian action is so hot.
    Unfortunate that the one girl is so lacking in tittage.

  33. Deacon Jones

    man…I used to FUCK girls that looked like this in college. My frat used to have massive outdoor parties spring/fall wih 300, 400 people around a bonfie the size of a car. The freshmen gilrs were puddy in our hands.

    Now I get excited when I see a new tomato cage at Home Depot.

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    celylj
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    this little chicano is way hot…goddamn bieber.

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    celylj
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    he just HAS to rub it in.

  36. Ina the belieber

    I’m happy for them.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Since they’re still “kissing” like it’s a contractual obligation, I somehow doubt sex was on the menu last night.

  38. celylj

    oh to be 18 again and in young love. they look so happy. this little broad is going to be WAY hot in 5 years.

  39. I just don’t see it. The body of a 10 year old boy is just not sexy to me. Bieber is nothing to look at either.

    • anonymous

      if you think she has the body of a 10 year old boy; you need to quit hanging out with a bunch of fat 10 year old boys. they are the only ones I can think of with b-cups.

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    Irskeclovek
    Commented on this photo:

    Well it’s good to know that kids these days still watch Roger Rabbit

  41. Venom

    S.O.B. might be actually banger her.
    Goddamn it.

    If she is a beard then she is a way better one than that Julianne Hough. At least she lets him touch her ass. I have never seen Gaycrest do that with Julianne.

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    sam
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    Puppy love is so cute.

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    Bryan
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    So close to a nip-slip. Shoot!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They be fuckin’ for sure.
    If he’s gay & she’s the beard then they both deserve Academy Awards for their acting skills.

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    theboner
    Commented on this photo:

    this proves it…fish was right, they did have sex

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    aulray
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    “let me see…. yup. usher’s is way better.”

  47. Burt

    Right, and the photographer just happened to be there. Don’t tell they weren’t hamming it up for the cameras.

  48. AlexK

    Oh, and his only redeeming quality is his girlfriend.

  49. just say'n

    I’m not buying any of this. He’s as queer as a 3 dollar bill, just look at his trunks.

    Sorry guys, this is all just for show.
    On the bright side we all get to see Selena romping in a bikini.

    • Chupacabra

      That kid may not be gay – he might actually be a girl. :)

    • Croo

      Unfortunately he’s not gay or a girl. FORTUNATELY the fact that he was castrated at birth means that she’ll stop liking him when she starts going into intense heat.

  50. Turd Ferguson

    Cute girl, good for him.
    Maybe the little homo will come out of this more masculine.

    haha, as if.

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