Justin Bieber Can’t Decide Between Banging Selena Gomez Or Models Die Just Die

November 13th, 2012 // 37 Comments
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Yesterday, reports claimed that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were all set to reunite last night except things apparently went south when Justin admitted that performing at just one Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has already given him a taste for malnourished Hungarian blood, you understand. TMZ reports:

Sources connected with the former couple tell TMZ … they met to talk about the conflict that caused them to break up — the sources wouldn’t ante up specifics but we’re told it was Selena who pulled the plug.
We’re told nothing was resolved and they have NOT gotten back together.
And, we’re told, Justin is privately conflicted about getting back with Selena — he’s still into her, but he also likes the idea of messing around, and he’s saying the supermodels he’s been hanging out with are tempting.

So remember when I joked that one day this kid would use his vast wealth and supernatural powers over women to make David Copperfield‘s rape island look like a romantic evening of delectable truffles and The Notebook? Everyone with a vagina get under my bed! Quick, before he smells your fear!

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Some chicks just are not built for the whole lesbian thing so I commend Selena for ending it with Justin instead of continuing to live a lie.

  2. I see he’s still hard at work to convince everyone he hates roosters…. just so you know roosters is cocks, as in dicks

  3. Techman

    And what the hell would a supermodel want with Justin Bieber?

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      with gold comes gold diggers.

      • cc

        True, but like I said before…if you are a VS model you can find rich AND good looking AND masculine. You don’t have to settle for a androgynous teenager. Seriously, how many fuckin’ guys could these women NOT pick up if they wanted to?

      • salllywally

        VS angels make millions themselves so i doubt that has anything to do with it.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        them third string VS bitches don’t make shit compared to Bieber’s $100mil.

  4. Cher X

    I would think a supermodel wouldn’t want to stand next to him. He would just make them look “older.”

  5. A mutual bearding relationship is hard for both people. Maybe she can let him go so he can bang Victor’s Secret models and she can go after Victoria’s. It’s not easy living a lie.

  6. Annie

    I’m a girl, but if I were an 18 year old boy with all this money and access to supermodels I would NOT stay in a relationship, like WTF… would you? No. It’s not like it will last or it will go somewhere, so just end it and have some fun. At 18 you SHOULD be having fun not settling down with a girl who has no ass, boobs or waist and who honestly seems kinda bitchy.

    Then again Bieber is such a little douche, nobody wins.

  7. So I guess that Selena didn’t buy into the “I’ll just have sex with only you, but I’ll get BJs from other girls while were apart cause that’s not real sex…and my balls hurt after a concert.” line.

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    She was born in 1993… I feel old.

  9. Rico Jones

    I came here to comment about Justin Bieber being gay and that stories like this were total bullshit but I see many have already beat me to it. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    Mario Starr
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    How can Justine Beaver even fuck if he/she doesn’t have a cock? On a side note, I’d wreck that chick.

  11. nicole

    People are Blaming Justin but its not completely his fault! Selena has been taking pics with her muscualr co stars so it might make justin jealous. And he was just watching a movie with the VS model no big deal.. guys and girls cant hang out alone these days without having people say that theres something goign on between them

  12. kery

    justin have fun with the model she is prettier than selena :p

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    One eye looks bigger than the other and there is something funky going on with her mouth. I need to learn not to zoom sometimes.

  14. seriouslynow

    The color of his lipstick really matches the red-eye effect in his eyes.

    I don’t know how anyone can look at this kid wearing more makeup than the model and not automatically assume that he loves the cock.

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    zed
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    Even Bruno is checkin out dat ass

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    whomsoever
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    Great thighs. Shut up Joe.

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    Town Cock
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    But Bieber sucks little, young dicks…

  18. Drew

    omg people have you ever thought about that bieber might be a charming person with charisma? otherwise he wouldnt be able to get so far.

  19. Cover the hair and tell me which is which.

  20. Sheppy

    To be fair, I have also just recently developed a taste for malnourished Hungarian blood.

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    Mar
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    I’m all about a healthy figure….but VC went from a negative 0 to a 8 or 10 (size wise). Those thighs would be nice if they were muscle. She will smash him in bed!

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    mr prisoner
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    Bieber is gay man prison meat

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    Elton J.
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    If she tells you shes 26 and looks 26 shes damn near 40

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