Justin Bieber Can’t Decide Between Banging Selena Gomez Or Models Die Just Die

Yesterday, reports claimed that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were all set to reunite last night except things apparently went south when Justin admitted that performing at just one Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show has already given him a taste for malnourished Hungarian blood, you understand. TMZ reports:

Sources connected with the former couple tell TMZ … they met to talk about the conflict that caused them to break up — the sources wouldn’t ante up specifics but we’re told it was Selena who pulled the plug.
We’re told nothing was resolved and they have NOT gotten back together.
And, we’re told, Justin is privately conflicted about getting back with Selena — he’s still into her, but he also likes the idea of messing around, and he’s saying the supermodels he’s been hanging out with are tempting.

So remember when I joked that one day this kid would use his vast wealth and supernatural powers over women to make David Copperfield’s rape island look like a romantic evening of delectable truffles and The Notebook? Everyone with a vagina get under my bed! Quick, before he smells your fear!

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