Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez At The AMAs

November 21st, 2011 // 119 Comments

After putting this whole paternity test in his reahview (I have no idea why I used that reference.), a triumphant Justin Bieber brought Selena Gomez to the American Music Awards last night where he’d earlier serenaded her during rehearsals which apparently works well with women because she practically banged him in the front row during the show. Otherwise, we have to consider the fact his Maple powers work like roofies now and none of you are safe. (I wear lead underwear. FACE.) Anyway, Selena Gomez rocked a ton of skin because I guess she really wants people to know how grown up and mature she is even though her date looks like an eight-year-old wearing his dad’s tux and probably has Micro Machines in his pockets. “Moms says long as I don’t bring the ones that make noise, it’s okay.”

Photo: Getty, Splash News

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  1. it'smeain't?

    Why does anybody care about these two retarded pieces of shit with not talent?

    • Michael

      We got teens running the country.

      • Randal

        Justin and Selena are the biggest selling artists at the moment and will continue to be for quite some time. Having talent at such a young age is hard to find in the music industry and when they do come along, it’s worth respecting, even if you don’t care for the music.

        Randal

  2. Johnny Cochran's Tumor

    Aww, how cute! The kids are playing dress-up!

  3. direchef

    Nice to see he’s draped himself in velvet, He’s dandy.

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    Taco McSmacko
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    It really looks like they just let anyone into that place, must have had a buffet!

  5. D-chi

    He looks like a Ken doll.

  6. kimmykimkim

    Hahaha! That hair! That jacket! Hahaha! Oh man!

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    Looks like he’s about to get a quick tug.

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    Cock Dr
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    She is SUCH a good beard. Look at that technique; look at that dedication.

    • The Most Interesting

      Selena Gomez’s hand on the inside of his thigh, and no tent pitched by a teenage boy?

      Beard.

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    me
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    they look like a lesbian couple, girly and not so manly

  10. “She’s got tape on her boobs to hold up her dress. Hehehehe.”

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    papastryfe
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    upskirt in 3…2…1….

  12. Damien Karras

    They look like a lesbian couple.

  13. K.D. Lang sure has herself a hot piece these days….

  14. CourtneyStodden

    The faint whisper of a pube stache above his lip…blech!!

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    The Most Interesting
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    WTF? Did Hef get reincarnated as a Canadian fairy?

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    Arizona Ken
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    Not pictured: Large tub of popcorn with boy-boner hidden inside.

  17. Mandi

    What the HELL is she doing with him? She is like 1000 times out of his league.

    • Derp

      I fail to see how Justin Beiber, whom is significantly more successful and popular than she is, is somehow out of her league.

      I mean, I don’t like the kid, but I don’t like a lack of common sense more.

      • Venom

        She is extremely hot and quite frankly is A list man hot level, think Brad Pitt, not a little bitch looking dude that looks like a chick.

        She will figure it out eventually and move on, and he will be doing mall concerts with the Backstreet Boys and the Jonas Brothers in 5 years.

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    The Most Interesting
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    That was very clever, Taylor. Knocking her purse to the ground like that…

  19. rough's entry strategy

    I missed the AMA’s? Sure looks nice and perky this year…

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    Alex
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    Nah. That’s a classic guy look: “I’m getting la-la-la-la-laid tonight!” Nothing puts ladies in the mood faster than a theater. Well, maybe Skarsgard. But that’s it.

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    The Most Interesting
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    “Yeah, we’re totally excited! We’re hoping that by next Christmas, my balls will drop!”

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    eviscerated
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    I love the face the chick behind the beaver is making.

  23. jumpin_j

    Justin Bieber = Macaulay Culkin with eyebrow threading or am I the only one who sees this sham?

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    Plurp
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    So this kids handlers couldn’t find him a suit that fits and a real bow tie? And who did his hair?

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    K-tron
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    My god- he can’t even wear a clip-on tie properly!

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    Tricky_Fish
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    Justin’s looking a little puffy around the middle.
    I’m waiting for the inevitable pregnancy rumours because, as we all know, he has a vagina.

    Is it too early to suggest the baby is Usher’s?

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    mcdoubler
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    Nice photobomb by that one will smith kid

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    mcdoubler
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    My sentiment exactly random black lady.

  29. r

    they really look odd together!

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    “Fucking contractual obligations. . .’This is how Disney girls get big houses, this is how Disney girls get big houses’. . .”

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    Snack pack
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    The bitch scale in this photo is off the charts!!! One is saying “Get her out of my frame. I’M America’s sweetheart.” The other is saying “Ha! You’re such an old hag.”

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    whaa...
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    the woman in the background with her eyes closed “pretend you’re somewhere else, it’ll be over soon”.

  33. DeucePickle

    If this picture were in black and white, you’d swear it’s from 1947

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    Seat Filler
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    Ha Ha Taylor Swift had to set in the kids aisle

  35. chinto

    looks like he had that jacket made from the Tara collection

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    Mickey01232000
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    When Justin Beiber is done with this tux he can donate it to a gas station where they can get a starving artist to frame it and paint a picture of Elvis on the beautiful crushed velvet.

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    sleeptobepretty
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    eww…overcompensate much?

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    Venom
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    I need more money for doing this shit.

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    Venom
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    The beginning of one of the most awesome threesomes ever.

  40. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
    Venom
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    Quick get me out of here, A Rod is right behind me and he creeps me out.

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    Venom
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    Best beard ever in Hollywood.

  42. riptide

    I barely know who Selena Gomez is. But her wrapped in that silk dress is AWESOME!

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    How much velvet was crushed to death to make his “suit”, its disgusting! the suit not the crushing of velvet :P

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    Maloney
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    How did Big Boots over there get in the kids section?

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    Photobomb!

  46. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez AMAs
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    Damn she has some big feet

  47. Archies_Leach

    Too bad justin bieber never visited Jerry Sandusky at Penn State locker rooms… or did he/she?

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    BAHAH
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    What is Selena doing with a douche like this? I’m a girl but I’d rather slit my throat than make relations with Beiber.

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    JMort
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    “Nope. Still can’t grow hair here.”

  50. dani

    “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable”.

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