Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Adopted a Puppy. Together.

Before having sex at a hockey game in Winnipeg, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez stopped by an animal rescue shelter when Selena started missing her five rescue dogs at home. And what better way to show someone you miss them by entirely replacing them. (See, all my exes? I did it because I have so much love.) People reports:

“I wasn’t expecting her to adopt a dog while she was on tour and has a busy schedule,” Johnston says. Gomez went through the standard screening process and was able to leave with the puppy, which she named Baylor, that day.
“Baylor probably would have had a bad life or a very short life,” Johnston says. “But he got rescued and brought to our shelter and is now going to live a very good life.”

… You’re gonna make me be the one to say they did this because she had a miscarriage, aren’t you? Goddammit.

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