Justin Bieber To Prince William: ‘Yo, Why You Bald?’
In case you were wondering how the Justin Bieber “I’m A Little Shithead” tour is going, he’s now moved on to insulting British royalty for going bald because apparently everyone should have finely coiffed, Canadian Maple Christ hair, that probably softens to the touch and smells of cinnamon and gummy bears. Or so I hear. TMZ reports:
Bieber went after the Prince to Rollercoaster magazine, a U.K. publication … after the Prince’s disappearing locks became the topic of conversation.
“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia,” Bieber said.
He added, “I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”
WILLIAM: Hello? 007? It’s William. I need you to be a good chap and inject the Bieber boy with enough chemo to turn him into bloody Lex Luthor. There’s a shag with Kate in it for you. — Already plucked her, you say? Good show, old bean, good show.
KATE: William, dear, why are you holding a banana like a mobile?
WILLIAM: Inbreeding, love. Generation upon generation of inbreeding. *returns to banana* A pen that shoots lasers! Bastards never saw it coming, did they? Oh, you have such adventures, James.