In case you were wondering how the Justin Bieber “I’m A Little Shithead” tour is going, he’s now moved on to insulting British royalty for going bald because apparently everyone should have finely coiffed, Canadian Maple Christ hair, that probably softens to the touch and smells of cinnamon and gummy bears. Or so I hear. TMZ reports:
Bieber went after the Prince to Rollercoaster magazine, a U.K. publication … after the Prince’s disappearing locks became the topic of conversation.
“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia,” Bieber said.
He added, “I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”
WILLIAM: Hello? 007? It’s William. I need you to be a good chap and inject the Bieber boy with enough chemo to turn him into bloody Lex Luthor. There’s a shag with Kate in it for you. — Already plucked her, you say? Good show, old bean, good show.
KATE: William, dear, why are you holding a banana like a mobile?
WILLIAM: Inbreeding, love. Generation upon generation of inbreeding. *returns to banana* A pen that shoots lasers! Bastards never saw it coming, did they? Oh, you have such adventures, James.
Photos: Getty
I’d rather be going bald and look like a man than have perfect hair and look like a pansy-assed female. Just sayin.
If forced to choose I’d rather be a richer than god pansy ass than have to scrape by on a royal allowance.
lol oh yeah, Wills in really on the poverty line LMAO.
Oh dear Winnie… you poor thing. That allowance you speak of, its backed by one of the richest institutions on the planet. Not only could Wills buy out Bieber like he was buying gum, he could buy out Canada with his family’s money without breaking a sweat. Not a fan of either but sometimes you need to give someone a cold, hard reality check
Yep, the natural reply to Bieber is:
“Yea, you know, there’s weightrooms and stuff that can take care of that problem you have with masculinity”.
hahaha so true!
A bald Prince William is cooler than Justin Bieber will ever be.
Coincidentally, “Bald Prince” is the Bieb’s nickname for Usher’s penis.
And that’s why I make sure to read all the comments.
And seeing as how William isn’t particularly cool, that’s saying something about Bieber.
i love all the above comments but i’m not allowed to “like” them.
I like how six people apparently either think William is just the bee’s knees or that Bieber is cooler than him…I’m mildly curious as to which.
Unfortunately the real meaning of ‘Tang Polo’ probably doesn’t resemble the images it conjures.
Bieber is an embarrassment. If I were Prince William, I’d have MI6 assassinate his girly ass.
Stupid young kid with too much free time and disposable income, Bieber can probably drive into a pillar without any help.
If one of us cuts his brake line, does that qualify as “help”?
Also, does anyone know how to get…uh…automotive stains that shall remain nameless out of a dress shirt?
Dry cleaning should take care of the shirt.
I don’t want to leave a trail of evidence. Uh, just in general, y’see, not for, uh, any specific reason.
Seriously William, if you are reading this, make it happen. The world will be a better place for it. Take down the Jersey Shore jackasses and the Kardashians too while you are at it. Leave the Kendall one though.
Let’s hope this little twat never goes into politics. He could cause Canada to be nuked by Tibet.
Are there British Bieber fans? Whose side will THEY be on?
Can’t stand Bieber, but he’s right. William should either fix his hair or shave it completely.
When you’re the future King of England and have a wife like his, looks don’t matter. Fuck the material cunts that spend too much time on how they look and not on how they behave.
He’s trolling the royal family? Wow. For the first time in his life, I’m proud Justin Bieber’s Canadian.
The Most Interesting Man in the World has no time for genetics.
But Willy flies helicopters off of ships.
Bieber flies helicopter off of Usher’s dick.
Bieber does the meat helicopter while on Usher’s dick.
He makes a totally valid point, my middle school math teacher has decent hair plugs in the 90s, there’s no reason an honest to God prince can’t afford a good set of hair plugs and some hair growth creme in 2012…
Because a MAN doesn’t worry about trivial things like thin hair you twat.
Also, both you and Dr. Beiber seem to have no fucking clue that propecia can leave you with permanent erectile dysfunction, decreased libido and moobs. Which is why you DON’T “just take it and your hair grows back”.
He’s an arrogant, ignorant fuckwit, what’s your excuse?
He’s going to be the fucking King of England. He doesn’t need hair.
Real men don’t waste their virility on growing hair. They use it for the lovin’.
I keep trying to love comments, but am denied by Fish. :(
Kids say the darndest things.
The maple grrl is jealous of a newlywed prince who’s obviously awash in testosterone.
So write a stupid song about it and get back to licking the girlfriend, who BTW is starting to come down with a serious case of swollen poochface.
She’s drinking to try to forget her shame for signing the contract to date Bieber.
The ignorance and stupidity of that little puke are astounding. Holy fucking hell.
You should start a poll of your female readers… who would you rather fuck if given the chance?
Also, propecia has such sever side effects, pregnant women are advised to not even touch the stuff. So yea, get on that shit.
I’ll take Prince William any day of the week!
Not a fair question seeing as how I’m not a lesbian ,I’ll have to go with Prince William
Oh Bieber: open mouth, insert purple bedazzled shoe.
Hair Plugs never look natural – we make fun of Travolta and all the other celebs that are afraid to go bald.
I’m not a fan of the comb over but taking a drug with ED side effects and/or getting hair plugs just makes you look silly – it’s the male equivalent of botox. You’re aging – embrace it.
If there is a God in heaven, PLEASE let JB have male pattern baldness in his family. PLEASE!
I hope to God that little prick goes bald. He has it coming
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Someone should shave Bieber’s head…
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… off at the neck.
YEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Except that Propecia causes birth defects…..which I’m sure Wills isnt into now with the royal pressure of a family. Just goes to show that Biebs is a fucking idiot….I hate him!
Not only can it cause birth defects but it also can cause impotence.If I was a man I think I would rather have a hard dick as opposed to hair.
and not just impotence but also genital shrinkage, depression, personality changes, it goes on and on and in some people they can be permanent effects even if you stop taking it. All to sprout a few hairs on your head.
Surprise is on you Bieber, since William’s mug is going to be on your (Canadian) money eventually.
I say Randy Travis should run him over in the ’98 sinwagon.
I’m pretty sure “Tang Polo” is a game Prince Harry plays most weekends, actually.
Fish, that was excellent dialogue, it made my day.
Im gonna go with Cartman on this one and say “Blame Canada!”…
Justine Beaver is a eunich. Enough said.
shut the FUCK up Bieber you overrated snotty little piece of SHIT – lots of us gals LOVE the REAL men who don’t fuck with plugs and combovers when they lose their hair
At least it makes him look like a man Justin you first grade twat.
And here I was thinking that Bieber’s only experience with pharmacy was dodging into one to pick some Trojans to bone Selena. But he knows pharmacology now too! Truly the maple wonder.
He really should shave his head though.
On the other hand, there’s no cure for newly discovered
Beiber-asshole-itus – the brownish, yellow oral discharge is particularly nasty.
Justin Bieber’s dad, Jeremy, is NEVER photographed without a baseball cap, beanie, fedora, or other headgear on.
Next time you see your Dad, Justin, take his hat off, and look into your future.
Whether his dad is bald will have no bearing on whether Justin will be. Male pattern baldness is passed through the mother.
What an ass. After all, that’s what women want, a guy who drugs himself up due to his vanity and self-confidence issues.
That Propecia stuff is poison, they should take it off the market. It has damaged the lives of many young men, which is really sad.
He is a shithead. I’m a girl with alopecia and you can be damn sure out there if there were things to prevent that shit, I’d be fekking taking it too. Asshole. I hope he goes bald this summer.
In my dream fantasy he repeats this to Caroline of Monaco, who once had your problem, and she knees him square in the nuts and then has him tortured and executed.
I sort of look forward to the near future, when all Canadians abroad will claim they’re American simply because of this fuckwad’s idiot mouth.
Once, I would have scoffed that the future you envision would never come to pass, and yet…
I would love to kick Bieber right in his vagina and shit in his mouth, fuckin little douche.
It’s 2012. Time to bic that shit, Billy Boy.
He’s probably to busy being the future King of England and flying rescue helicopters to give a shit about his hair tbh.
Justin Bieber…someone refresh my memory. This is the same pussy that was shitting his tight ass pants while driving 100mph and crying on the phone to the cops because some dude armed with a telephoto lens was following him?
A bald man who doesn’t obsess about his hair (or lack of) is far superior to one who sprays on some possibly side-effect ridden horse crap b/c of vanity. Some of the most masculine men in the world have no hair. The first time I saw that little pussy Bieber, I thought, damn, he looks like a girl!
After Bruce Willis chose to shave his head (he lost his hair) he looks much cooler than before, and a little sexy. I would love to see that little lesbian-looking Bieber mouth off to Bruce Willis about propecia, God I would pay to see that. But it ain’t gonna happen. :(
What is the big deal with baldness? Propecia, Minoxidil or any other of that stuff isn’t 100%. Plus once you start it you can’t stop or you lose it. Transplants look like someone planted corn on your head.
There is no cure.
It can’t be helped. Like being ugly or retarded…Like Bieber.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! William is four years younger than me and here I was worrying about my receeding hairline. I practically look like fucking Chewbacca next to Prince Poofter!
Justine Beaver should have a nice long cock shoved down her throat for that remark. William is loyalty and is way older than JB is. Ever hear the phrase, ” respect your elders”? The way stupid parents are raising their ignorant children these days. *eye rolls.*
Wills > 1000 Justines.
Man, Justin Bieber is one spoilt brat who couldn’t give a SINGLE fuck who he is calling names to. I see turmoil in his not so distant future as he might get executed or die of being gay.
Bieber is asking for more humiliation at the Grammys. His music is god awful trash. He’ll get his comedown, and we’ll all be laughing, including King WIlliam in his palace. Bad news Bieber, your hairstyle requires a lot of hair, and the odds you’re going to lose yours are great indeed.
Balding anyone?