Justin Bieber Paternity Suit Dropped
“I didn’t touch her no-no parts! Yaaaayyy!”
Apparently after Justin Bieber announced he’d not only take a paternity test but sue Mariah Yeater’s face off for alleging he’s the father of her three month old son, TMZ reports she quietly dropped her suit last week which probably has a whole lot to do with her lawyers falling off the face of the earth (They’ve since quit.) after finding out she previously accused her ex of being the father. In related news, MySpace is suing Mariah Yeater for reminding everyone it’s not only still around but is still a treasure trove of barely legal slutty photos. “Have you guys seen this Facebook thing? Pretty neat,” they were quoted as saying.