Justin Bieber: Norway’s Newest Holy Terror
Here’s Justin Bieber in Paris this morning after he was apparently the worst thing to happen to Oslo last night since Anders Behring Breivik. According to TMZ someone in his camp thought it’d be a great idea to offer teenage girls a free concert which, not surprisingly, resulted in a blonde underage riot leaving 63 injured and the city of Oslo in a near state of emergency. Even worse, some French bird touched Justin’s face this morning and almost gave him the cooties. It was goddamn pandemonium.