Justin Bieber Pissed Off Legolas By Bragging About Miranda Kerr

July 30th, 2014 // 26 Comments

Now that Orlando Bloom is the hero the Internet deserves, but not the one it needs right now, here’s what prompted him to take a swing at a lesbian rapper early this morning, according to Page Six:

“Justin was at one table, and Orlando was at another,” a source told us. “But when Bieber and his party were later walking past Bloom’s table, Orlando refused to shake Bieber’s hand.” Then “Bieber said something rude to Orlando, like, ‘She was good.’”

And, of course, Justin’s people have their own spin which surprisingly doesn’t involve him getting baptized:

Another source close to Bieber countered that the pop star didn’t make any rude comment and that “Justin didn’t even know Orlando was there. But when they saw each other, it was Orlando who was just being an a-hole to Justin.”

And you know what? That bullshit might’ve actually worked had Justin Bieber not posted a bikini picture of Miranda Kerr on Instagram immediately after the fight:

Miranda Kerr Justin Bieber Instagram

Keep in mind, he deleted it not even two seconds later because nothing says hardass gangsta like scrubbing your social media account so a British pretty boy won’t get mad at you. I can’t tell you how many times I see that shit out on the streets. “Yo, dawg, you erase them tweets yet? Can’t have no mothafuckin’ elves rollin’ up in here. Their hair’s beautiful.”

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  1. Cock Dr

    I hope the mothafuckin’ elf connected when he swung at that little douchebag.

  2. CK

    I seriously hope this starts a trend, taking swings at a-holes in public. Bitches included.

  3. I still refuse to believe Miranda got with that little douche.

  4. For such a tiny lesbian, Bieber sure is a big dick.

  5. How stupid can a person be to brag to a man’s face about hooking up with his ex-wife while they were still married?! Is this kid for real?

  6. Really...?

    Now I find myself fully endorsing both 2A and Stand Your Ground.

  7. Great. Tupac and Biggie all over again.

  8. BeckR

    The loser in this scenario is Miranda Kerr. Talk about a downgrade…

  9. GodHatesBiebs

    Don’t get with a dumb whore like Miranda Kerr and you’ll never have to be emasculated by a piece of shit like Bieber.

  10. Ian B

    Oh please, both Bloom and Bieber are sissy bitches. If any contact was made by either party, it was a slap. “Pussies fighting Pussies on the next Maury”

  11. Short Round

    Miranda Kerr is an evil, evil woman. If she just wanted to piss of her husband she could have slept with some hot actor. But she chose to sleep with Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber!

  12. Justine Bleeper

    I hope this starts a trend and random people just start punching Bieber in the nuts in public.

  13. satan'srighthand74

    East Coast / West Coast Lite. Strong enough for a man but made for an Elf and Maple Christ

  14. Mr. Bloom just earned himself a lifetime pass. I believe it should be the policy of this website, and all others, to never again criticize any celebrity that throws a punch at Bieber.

  15. I wish he had knocked the obnoxious little asshole out and it was caught on video. I’d create a Youtube channel that just plays that video on a loop.

  16. Maple Midget

    “I have a dream…” Someday little shithead will say something,
    or do something without a team of bodyguards there to protect him.
    I only ask that there will be a camera present, so we can all enjoy
    watching maple dick getting the shit kicked out of him, USA style.

  17. terry

    I don’t know jack shit about any of these people but I’m not surprised by celebrities fucking other people when they are already hooked up to another person. happens to us little folk to. Miranda, IMHO, is most likely a hoe.

  18. Stupid Fucking Liberal

    What tha fuck? A Bieber post and no #BBare?? Barely any ghetto speak?

    smh, fish, smh.

  19. And now this: http://perezhilton.com/2014-07-30-justin-bieber-orlando-bloom-instagram-mock-again-crying-pic#.U9mGEVZYVg0 Justin’s a big man when he’s a few miles away behind a computer screen.

  20. Funny thing is, this involves 3 showbiz cunts.

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