Justin Bieber’s Still F*cking With Orlando Bloom

July 30th, 2014 // 40 Comments
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Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this time there’s a cameo from Leonardo DiCaprio who amazingly didn’t Krav Maga the little bastard. Then again, poison has always been Leo’s game… Us Magazine reports:

“Bieber went to say ‘Hi’ to Leonardo DiCaprio,” an eyewitness tells Us. “Leo was sitting next to Orlando. Bieber reached out his hand to shake Orlando’s hand and Orlando just looked at him and avoided him.”
After getting snubbed by the 37-year-old Pirates of the Caribbean actor, the “Boyfriend” singer, 20, blurted to Bloom, according to the source, “Tell Miranda ‘What’s up.’” …
Bloom apparently did not appreciate Bieber’s comment, and took a swipe at the singer. “Bieber ducked the punch,” says another insider. “He didn’t get hit. Justin’s boys eventually jumped in and got him away.”

Since then, Bieber has posted another taunting photo on Instagram (above) except this one he’s actually leaving up because his bodyguards already checked under the bed for monsters and anyone who wants to give him an ouchie. He’s unstoppable now.

Photos: Splash News


  1. So disappointing that Legolas can take out an oliphaunt, but couldn’t drop a stupid cunt.

  2. Run with it, Orli. That shit’s grounds for murder. No one will judge you. We’ve got your back.

  3. Maple Midget

    I would give two weeks pay, to be there when he gets
    the crap beat out of him, because his roided pay-possie was
    on break. Sooner or later it’s going to get ugly in Maple town.

  4. terry

    What’s that old saying!
    Can’t turn a hoe into housewife.
    Orlando should’ve seen that Miranda was equally as fucked up. Beiber is in it for frills and thrills. He could care less. And Miranda is trash. Move on Orlando!

    • Short Round

      Based on the boat party he had two days ago I’d say he moved on. Or at least found the best way to work out his issues.

  5. The day Justin gets his comeuppance will be fucking epic. I’m mostly disappointed in Miranda here. You let Bieber get it? Out of all people. RUINED!

  6. Short Round

    Fuck someone’s wife and want to shake his hand? Why not poke a hungry bear while at it… Wait! Do it, Justin! It will finally prove to Leo what a badass you are and then he will like you. I promise.

    BTW, what is it with Leo attracting such fucktards all the time? First Jonah, now Bieber.

    • What the hell’s wrong with you with all this “move on, Orlando” and “ho/housewife” shit? Bloom and Kerr have been legally – and by all reports amicably – separated for almost a year with unconfirmed rumors that one of ‘em has formally filed. They probably still have some protective feelings for each other so it’s normal for Bloom to not take Bieber’s disrespecting his kid’s mother. So she’s no more a “ho” than he is for hooking up with people post-split.

      Questionable taste for choosing someone like Bieber is another story – it could be it’s just this little fuckwit bragging about something that never happened.

      DiCaprio, BTW, attracts everyone but weight trainers – if you’re a magnet, metal trash is gonna try to stick to you all on its own.

      • The Mapes Hotel

        Justin supposedly slept with Miranda in 2012, before her and Orlando had split.

      • Yeah, and according to that same blind item she supposedly cheated on him with DiCaprio – who Bloom was hanging out with. That’s the problem with blind items, they’re often so nebulous that even if they’re based in fact a lot of people can fit the bill.

  7. I’m so glad I got to be a regular, poor 20 year old idiot instead of a rich, entitled one that all the world could see. Looking back, I’m think shitty uninterested parents were better than shitty enabling ones.

  8. Bob

    It’s embarrassing for Orlando Bloom. You just don’t get into an argument with a man-child who’s half your age.

    • Who’s truly at fault here? Bieber wanted to shake Bloom’s hand, and Bloom refused. Refusal to shake someone’s hand is still legal and in this case, absolutely understandable. How would YOU feel if a guy half your age boned your (ex)-wife and came up to you and wanted to shake your hand? One can even say that Bieber was taunting Bloom with the handshake offer, as in “I hooked up with your wife, and I’m not scared to approach you, especially with my bodyguards here.”

      • Preach. DiCaprio waved off Bieber’s bodyguard-flanked fawning attempts to get close to him last month at Cannes, and by all accounts he didn’t get the message if he’s still trying to “say hi” to him now. Bloom’s snubbing him should be the phone drop on that earlier wakeup call that no one wants to hang with an ill-behaved infant, but no. Instead of wising up – and cleaning up his act – Bieber took off his soiled baby diaper and tried to wave it in Bloom’s face.

        My hope is that some Make-A-Wish kid steps up for all of us by demanding that Bieber’s bodyguards beat him to death with a sack filled with doorknobs.

  9. Robb7

    My dream scenario is little boy bad gets shot by the Kardashians who then commit family suicide over the loss of Beiber money.

  10. Cock Dr

    I really do not believe that Ms Kerr had sex with that little douchebag but if she did her ex husband should be relieved to be quit of such a ninny. In fact, I believe that that if she had sex with Justine Bieber that could probably be successfully used against her in court by Orlando to gain custody of the baby.

  11. I see some vanilla ice in that bitch kid’s future.

  12. Names

    Holy shit Orlando Bloom’s 37 years old?

  13. Slash

    I’m absolutely OK with anyone punching Bieber repeatedly, but a nearly 40-year-old should not have any kind of “altercation” with a 20-year-old that doesn’t involve a firearm.

    Suck it up, Orlando. The correct response to any “taunt” from a person who’s not yet old enough to drink and is surrounded by bodyguards is a blank stare; then just walk away.

  14. Jeff

    Quick, someone tell Bieber to walk up to Jon Lovitz and insult Phil Hartman. That’ll finally get him the beating that he so rightfully deserves. Just ask Andy Dick.

  15. Miranda Kerr Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Orlando’s cool, Leo’s supercool, Bieber’s an a-hole, Miranda’s a promiscuous slut with a face of a doll.
    Fuck Miranda!

  16. I just looked at his instagram. It’s amazing how hard his fans blow him.

  17. I wonder if Bieber realizes that he is universally hated by almost everyone….his only fanbase is made up of retarded female tweens. you know cuz when you run out of the club and everyone in there starts cheering, that message should get to him…right?

  18. dennis

    Where was all this taunting tough guy when JB’s bitch ass was actually in front of Orlando? He was pretty quick to get behind his people when the punches started.

    Orlando on the other hand needs to take boxing lessons from Buzz Aldrin on how to land a punch.

  19. Visible

    Why fight over someone who cheated on you? Cut your losses, dummy.

  20. lulubell

    were I Miranda Kerr, I’d have died of embarrassment.

  21. anonymous

    Wasn’t Beiber crying crocodile tears of his own when his “kill the blacks” videos were released?

    Last guy in the world that should be working the crybaby angle.

  22. Juano

    Pussy with a capital “P” and that rhymes with “B” and that stands for “Beiber”!

    With apologies to Merideth Wilson.

  23. I don’t know how they do things in Canadaland, but generally when you run away from someone in a fight you lose all rights to mock them.

  24. DoucheBag

    Oh no! Don’t punch Bieber in the face!
    That’s how niggahs get shot!

  25. BryceT

    I imagine Bieber to be like Seth Green in Entourage….when he was giving Eric crap about his girlfriend. “Tell Sloan I said “what up”….”

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