There Are 800 Hours of Justin Bieber Saying N*gger

By: The Superficial / June 5, 2014

Yesterday saw the release of another Justin Bieber video where he sits in front of a camera repeatedly saying the word nigger while not a goddamn person stops him. In one case, it sounds a hell of a lot like his own mom is egging him on which makes sense coming from a woman who couldn’t believe God would send a Jew to manage her little Messiah’s career. Except we’re not even done yet because, according to Page Six, there’s basically an entire movie of Lil Joffrey saying whatever big boy words pop into his head:

But a source tells us that further footage “explicitly shows this was more than just one regrettable joke.”
The source added Bieber is shown making cracks about “black people liking watermelon” and asking a friend whether “his parents are as black as [rapper] Akon.”

In the meantime, TMZ reportedly said they had the footage, but never released it because Justin was so young and impressionable which flies in the face of why TMZ even exists, so naturally Gawker found out they’ve been using the footage to blackmail Justin for years:

“TMZ has been sitting on this video for 3+ years,” one source, who worked with TMZ at the time the video came into the publication’s hands, told us, “and have been using it as essentially ransom so that Bieber and his team would cooperate with them and give them scoops. It was very close to being released initially, but his team was able to convince them not to by giving them access and compliance.” A TMZ spokesperson denied that the company agreed to suppress the tape in exchange for access, calling the allegation “absolutely not true.”
But we’re told that the day after the site reached an agreement with Bieber’s team, Bieber appeared in a TMZ Live in the Studio bit. Bieber, though not as big as he is now, was an incongruous guest for a show that tended to feature low-level reality stars. The then-16-year-old explained away his appearance saying he decided to stop by after running into “my boy Harvey” at a sushi restaurant nearby.

But weepeth not for #BBare for he walks truthfully in the light of the Lord and adorns himself with jewels like that of a bride giving a priest a robe of righteousness to bury babies in Ireland:

Phew. The kid’s reading scripture. Thank God. For a second there, I thought he was going to post some bullshit that entirely excuses every single one of his actions as long as he apologizes to an imaginary friend. Could you imagine how big of a shithead that would make him? We’d all be dead within the hour.

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