Justin Bieber Almost Got Murdered, Castrated

In case you’re wondering what the exact toll Justin Bieber is taking on America, he’s making hardened criminals in prison want to commit more hard crimes when I’m almost positive these individuals were “this” close to turning a corner. They had their whole lives ahead of them and he swaggered it away from them. WILL IT EVER END? TMZ reports:

According to KRQE News, convicted murderer Dana Martin — currently serving two life sentences for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont in 2000 — recruited a fellow inmate at Las Cruces prison [in New Mexico] named Mark Staake to carry out the murder once Staake was released.
It’s unclear when the plot was originally hatched, but Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane — whom Staake had later recruited to help — reportedly planned to execute the murder plan in NYC last month, where Bieber was performing at MSG.
Martin reportedly told police the plan was to kidnap Bieber and his bodyguard and strangle them with paisley ties, Martin’s calling card. Ruane was then going to castrate them.

So how far did their plan get? Try right into the city with a bag full of pruning shears. Except here’s where it gets crazy: Martin, the mastermind who’s apparently obsessed with Bieber and has his face tattooed on his leg, blew the whistle on the whole operation, so just assume that happened after talking things over with his Bieber tattoo:

MARTIN: So, what do you think of my plan, Justin?
BIEBER TATTOO: I’m thinking maybe you don’t kill me and cut off my balls, G.
MARTIN: Why would you care? You’re just a tattoo.
BIEBER TATTOO: Not true, dawg. I have the power to appear wherever my face is painted.
MARTIN: At any time?
MARTIN: So that day in the shower…
BIEBER TATTOO: My mom doesn’t like me to talk about that stuff.
MARTIN: Right, right.

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