Justin Bieber Knocked Up Mariah Yeater

April 23rd, 2012 // 41 Comments
Sorry, Mariah Yeater
Mariah Yeater Baby Justin Bieber
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“Ohmygod, I totally made you carry my baby then made people think it wasn’t mine. You should’ve seen your face!”

There’s an old Hollywood rumor that Kirk Douglas not only brutally raped Natalie Wood when she was a teenager, but laughed at her afterwards and completely got away with it because he was a powerful Hollywood actor at the time. Which is really the only way to transition into Justin Bieber, for God knows what reason, deciding to tweet Mariah Yeater, the young girl who accused him of knocking her up backstage at a concert only to have her story completely discredited in the media, so this was pretty much like beating a dead horse I now fully believe Justin Bieber put a baby in:

Dear mariah yeeter…we have never met…so from the heart i just wanted to say… http://youtu.be/RaPpjTZa9bA

The video (after the jump) is Borat repeatedly going “You’ll never get this, you’ll never get this,” which I’m amazed Justin Bieber’s team hasn’t deleted considering how hard they worked to drop a nuclear bomb on Mariah Yeater’s paternity claim which was almost completely forgotten by now until he went ahead and reminded 20 million+ Twitter followers about it. So either this kid is so drunk on power, he’s laughing Kirk Douglas-style at a chick he just completely obliterated after knocking her up or he’s just a prick. But before you decide, allow me to present these gold high-tops as evidence that it’s both and that he has Selena Gomez‘s family chained in a dungeon so she holds his hand at the mall.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Livinus Nwambe

    Hey man, if it takes a white kid from Stratford, Ont. to point out that bitches be triflin’ in a language that they can understand, I’m all for it.

  2. dooood

    one more year and he’ll be the next macaulay culkin (adult)

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    Is that bulge in the front of his pants a boner or a half eaten pack of certs?
    Probably just some chap stick.

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    ticonderoga
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    what the FUCK

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    “Let’s call our baby Usher Jr, just to fuck with everyone.”

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    Donald Duck
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    lol she has beefier arms than the beebs..

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    maeby
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    mmmm Chick-fil-A

  8. nick

    Gomez, I have no problem with. Bieber…someone needs to take him out of the limelight.

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    Cock Dr
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    A video with 2 pretty lipstick lesbians is bound to be popular no matter what crappy pop song is attached.

  10. If there is any justice in the world, a piece of skylab still stuck in the atmosphere will fall on top of his wee head.

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    Crissy
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    WTF… (Ok, I guess this will be the usual reaction) But, that thing is more manly than Beiber!!! Why is HE trying to seduce her?!!!

  12. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Why does he always have look like a giggling schoolgirl? Hard to picture this ever growing up to look manly in any way. They should just go for the sex change operation now

  13. kimmykimkim

    Damn, this kid is severely stricken with Lesbian Face. Even with his “new” ‘do, he STILL looks like a lesbian! Actually, this haircut has made it even worse. This kid and Bruno Mars, I’m convinced they’re gay women. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” except for when you’re supposed to be a straight man.

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    Crissy
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    And since when did they start casting 30-year-old fugly fans to be in his videos?

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    mary
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    it looks like she is grinding on him…..and it also looks like he’s ok with that.

  16. Crabby Old Guy

    Fuck that Bieber shit – what’s this rumor about Kirk Douglas raping Natalie Wood? Never heard that one – are you sure you’re not thinking of his character from “In Harms Way”? Details, Fish. Details.

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    nick
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    Can’t touch this.

  18. Am I the only one who’s reminded of Joffrey Baratheon by this kid?

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    Donald Duck
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    Cute lesbian couple.

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    Mr.Brightwell
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    WTF is it wearing on it’s feet?

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    Mr.Brightwell
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    Pull your fucking trousers up boy!
    Looks like you’ve had a case of explosive diarrhoea and it’s just sloshing about back there.

  22. somedude

    everyday he is more and more like jeofrey from games of thrones… just sayin

  23. Oh man, @somedude is killin it.
    re: “everyday he is more and more like jeofrey from games of thrones… just sayin”

  24. Sadie

    Yo, it takes 2 to fucking tango, so…just some food for thought

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    What to do when your video-girlfriend has given you an inopportune boner in the middle of a dance.

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    Swearin
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    “Haha, I’m going to pretend-bang my pretend-girlfriend, it’s going to be so funny! Be back in 5!”

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    Swearin
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    One of these things is not like the other…

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    Swearin
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    So this video is about how the whitest kid in North America seemlessly hangs out with black & Latino hipsters, along the way romancing a Fly Girls-era Jennifer Lopez?

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    Billy Ray
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    Looking like Corey Haim here. Hopefully he goes out the same way.

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    ted
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    I’m sure he’s a dick…but not for this, this bitch has it coming. She’s lucky she got off as easy as she did. And why in god’s name would this make you think he knocked her up, can you read?

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    Mr.Brightwell
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    Damn, my scathing comment ruined by an apostrophe.
    I apologise!
    Still think his shoes are a hate crime though.

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    Boo Yah
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    She’s clearly the choreographer. I’m not a fan of the Biebs but c’mon guys.

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    Alaskan Tomato
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    Thumbs Up (if you can) if you just clicked on this article for the pictures of the girls.

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    Nonny Moose
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    Certs. I know I wouldn’t need my hands to hold her up that way.

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    Uncurious George
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    He’s making a video for he song about his boyfriend?

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    JesusBieber
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    Queen Latifah?????

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