And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio “flicked” Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing his lover Riccardo Tisci to invite Bieber to his party, but also convinced him to let the peach fuzz gangsta block Orlando Bloom from getting in. And all he had do was pose for some pictures then have sex with the females without wearing a condom. At least one of them should’ve been ovulating. Mama Kris beat them with a pillowcase full of doorknobs right before the party. That’s just good country medicine.

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