And Now It’s Time To Play ‘How Many Kardashians Did Justin Bieber Bang?’

August 4th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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After the Orlando Bloom incident which apparently all started after Leonardo DiCaprio “flicked” Justin Bieber away, the little shit should be a social pariah for all intents and purposes. But then again, he technically still has money, so naturally the Kardashians not only talked Kanye West into convincing his lover Riccardo Tisci to invite Bieber to his party, but also convinced him to let the peach fuzz gangsta block Orlando Bloom from getting in. And all he had do was pose for some pictures then have sex with the females without wearing a condom. At least one of them should’ve been ovulating. Mama Kris beat them with a pillowcase full of doorknobs right before the party. That’s just good country medicine.

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  1. Shannon5757

    I’m going with “D: All of the Above”.

  2. Jimbo

    I wonder how good of a BJ Kris gives these days?

  3. Justine Bleeper

    So Bieber and the Kardashians were in the same building for a prolonged period of time, and everyone knew about it.

    Talk about a perfect time for a drone strike. DAMN YOU, OBAMA!

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    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    this is not one of those times.

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    This is what Aristotle meant by “The whole is greater than the sum of its parts”.

    The amount of douchebaggery the two of these excrete like so much snail squeezuns, increases exponentially when they are in close proximity. I’m sure science can explain it…probably Satan.

  6. buzz

    Only fitting that the world’s biggest asshole is in the same place with the world’s biggest asses.

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    Q: Which one of these two is the bigger cunt?

    A: Correct.

  8. JC

    So I assume attending this party was the sentence for his DUI? Or was it for his vandalism? It’s definitely a punishment, right?

  9. So much no talent/evil in so little space…imagine a world with no Bieber or Kardashians. We’d all be much better off.

  10. JimBB

    CHEWBACCA DEMAND MATE FOR WOOKIE MATING RITUAL!!!!!

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    Until seeing this picture I would never have thought it possible that a group of people could actually produce a negative IQ number.

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    My only hope is that it is one of the ACME cigars that, when lit, blows half his fucking skull off.

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    “Without the smoke this would be sort of like eating a turd or sucking a dick — my specialty!”

  14. Mama Kash is looking damn near fuckable in this pic. Now the questions would be Are you clean? and OK, how much? Then again, there’s always If I don’t like it is there a refund?

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    Mike Anger
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    “I don’t know whether to suck all his money out through his wang, or whore him out to black athletes! Either way, $$$$$$$$$ !!!”

  16. cc

    Kris Jenner banging Justin Bieber with the intent of having another child, simply for the publlcity, is entirely within the realm of possibility.

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    Nice clip on the end of that torpedo. Rookie.

  18. Justin Bieber Kris Jenner Kendall Kanye Kim Party
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    “WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME TAYLOR SWIFT WOULD BE PHOTOBOMBING MY SHIT??????!!!!!”

  19. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    I’m immediately hearing in my head Bill Hicks screaming, “THE BEAST HAS SPAWNED,” followed by that demonic snorting he used to do so well.

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    she does look good in a dark room…
    *walks to garage….hangs self*

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    ice ice baby…

  22. What’s that saying about supreme entitled fucking cuntiness seeking its own level?

    That’s how it goes, right? Am I close?

  23. kery

    all of them are clowns.

  24. BryceT

    Combined they have the IQ of a door knob….a really dumb door knob.

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