Justin Bieber is Touching Kids

October 18th, 2010 // 60 Comments

Don’t pretend this story didn’t need more sensationalism.

Somehow Justin Bieber getting in a tiff with a kid while playing laser tag over the weekend has turned itself into an epic media event that’s culminated with the recent anti-bullying trend garnering itself a new Canadian prince, according to TMZ:

Bieber was confronted by a 12-year-old boy at a laser arcade — and things got heated after the boy called Bieber “a faggot.” We’re told the boy repeated the comment and then put his hand out toward Bieber and Bieber pushed it away as he left. We’re told Bieber’s rep has told police this story and it is backed up by witnesses.
Bieber is telling friends he had no idea how hurtful these comments could be — but even though he’s a straight teenager, he now wants to take a stand against bullying and homophobia.
We’re told Bieber will be going public — probably within the next week — to lend his support to the anti-bullying campaign.

Setting aside the fact we now know where Michael’s spirit went – The body of a singing, dancing young boy who touches younger boys? Of course! – the important thing to remember here is that 16-year-old Justin Bieber was intimidated by a 12-year-old and wants to call that bullying. Don’t get me wrong, I sincerely understand where this movement is coming from, but I think there needs to be a point where everyone involves takes a deep breath before there’s a PSA on farting on the bus, the silent bully. Otherwise, I’m going have to wedgie these people and/or make them punch themselves. (It’s for your own good.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. icu

    what a pussy this pussy is.

  2. jkhjkh

    the gays have been saved

  3. fester

    I’m not certain getting a handjob from Kim Kardashian makes Justin a “straight teenager.” Might just be a way of ensuring that her ass is pointed in the opposite direction… self preservation, in other words.

  4. jerkchickenhater

    how does a 16 year old get bullied by a 12 year old? I doubt he felt bullied for one instant not with his 300 pound bodyguard there and if he did maybe he should be wearing his own nail polish. I put this down to homeschooling and a kid who really doesnt know how to function in the real world where people dont lick your ass everyday. Its funny how they are trying to spin this as some sort of hate crime when its just kids being kids. Why is this news?

  5. Reality Check

    I avoid JB like I avoid work, is that how he dresses normally?

  6. fred

    Whats funny here is that the kid wasn’t saying that Bieber is gay, he was just saying his music/appearance/everything is “gay” . I think everyone gets that the use of the word “faggot” is not about him being gay. Not that it’s right to bully or even use that term, but the kid wasn’t calling him a homosexual in that respect.

  7. The definition of a “straight teenager” up in Canada must be the opposite of what it is here in America.

  8. The Listener

    Justin can’t win. If he or his bodyguard fights back against the 12 year old, then he looks like a bully. But if he doesn’t fight back, then people say he’s a wimp and the 12 year old becomes the bully. Poor kid’s caught between a rock and a hard place.

    • jerkchickenhater

      You forgot the fact that he’s joining the campaign for anti-bullying etc… He’s basically saying that a 12 year old terrified him. Its just a bad PR decision he needs to fire the guy that came up with this idea and the nail polish idea. He’s building an image whether thats the one he wants or not who knows? But its certainly not the “straight teenager” kind. They could have spun this an entirely different way but they tried to play him up as a victim which was stupid. The only thing we know about this situation is what they have told us. They could have said the kid was calling the bodyguard a “faggot” and that BJ?(spelling) stood up for him. They could have made this story anything they wanted yet this is what they picked.

    • It had to be said

      Actually, if he had bitch smacked the kid across the mouth while yelling “say it again” I would respect him.

      Now I don’t.

  9. “Bieber is telling friends he had no idea how hurtful these comments could be — but even though he’s a straight teenager, he now wants to take a stand against bullying and homophobia.”

    Haha, the old “I’m not gay, but…” defense.

  10. Billy Seatsniffer

    In defense of the “bully”, if that is what Bieber was wearing, I might have called him a faggot myself.

    Not faggot in the “men having sex with men” sense, but in the sense of “you have successfully out-douched the douchebags”.

    Here’s a news flash, people now sometimes use the terms “gay” and “fag” without any relation to homosexuality. Getting your panties up in a bunch about it makes you look like a bunch of queers (see what I did there?)

  11. Roughtastic

    How do you like that? them Ken dolls are modeled after the Biebs, now. How successful can you be as a kid?

  12. Justin Bieber
    chuck d
    Commented on this photo:

    How is a 12 year old so wise?

  13. bo

    Everything about this kid is manufacturered. Even his pretend concern about bullying. Whatever happened to real artists?

  14. grobpilot

    Grow a thicker skin, you little pussy. The world is not a safe place and there won’t always be a lawyer standing behind you, waving an anti-bullying law in the face of they guy who wants to call you a “faggot” and punch your lights out. You’ll need to fight for yourself. Better to learn that sooner, than later.

  15. Ivan

    Who is this hot chick? A little looking like boy with short haircut and flannel shirt. We show her good time in Russia.

  16. grobpilot

    Where the fuck is my comment? Not this one, the other one.

  17. RoboZombie

    Bullying? I think the real problem is his implicit condoning of gang violence. I mean look at Pic #8 where he’s flashing signs!

  18. grobpilot

    Shit, I see it now.

  19. The ONLY Hetero in this Joint

    Holy crap – here it comes: The Fish post decrying the horror of teen boys talking smack and shoving each other.

    Brace yourselves.

    The horror….the horror………..

    The Only Hetero in this Joint and that Includes our Hostess

  20. Anyone else notice the irony that in this photo Bieber is dressed like a lesbian?

  21. Ash Bones

    This is so straight, he got Street Cred now !!!!!

  22. Turd Ferguson

    Waiting for puberty to hit and his balls to drop (voice change) so he goes back to irrelevancy.

  23. You can find me on Facebook

    Fish, great line, “PSA on farting on the bus, the silent bully..” fuckin’ hilarious!

    What a publicity whore this kid is..Seriously? Over lazer tag? WTF?!

  24. FANCY


    • trousers

      When you become a part of a marketing machine like he is involved with you lose all innocence and any right to be a “normal” kid. Blame the mother.

  25. FANCY

    Im reading these comments you fuckers are some real haters and probably got kids,sisters and brothers how would you like them to get knock the f@ck out , ya’ll running ya’ll mouth on here but probably soft as shit and never got into a fight so SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY

  26. stevebeagle

    LOL ! JEEZ ! i mean,, look at this sorry little shit ! of course he’d get fucked with in the real world ! i just cant stop laughing!

  27. Justin Bieber
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Bank your money child. Your face, voice & overall appearance are changing fast.
    Unless you’d like to go the castrato route.

  28. Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin Bieber looks .. So much like he’s trying to imitate Steve Urkel or Will Smith (Fresh Prince of Bel Air) here..

    And funny, he’s miserable because everyone thinks he hasn’t hit puberty yet, so he’s picking on a younger kid! (Funny in a not-so-funny way of course)

  29. That Guy

    Gee Golly Wiz Mister!

  30. shankyouverymuch

    I’ve wanted to punch this little queer in the face before, butt this clinches it- what a gaybait panty-boy, I really wish that big bully 12 year old would have knocked him down & pissed on his face.

  31. dude

    Hate Speech is Gay.

  32. Black

    I love how he said “…had no idea how hurtful these comments could be”.

    It seems that he does very little reading about himself online…

  33. Bunny

    I don’t blame Bieber at all. I would have done the same- I actually think it shows he has some fucking balls. You know those little 12 yr old dicks thought they’d be famous for busting up Bieber.

    This is the most I’ve liked this guy ever… and ever will!

  34. Burt

    That story is BS according to some of the people who worked at the arcade. According to them, he bumped really hard into one of the other players while they were playing. They say there was no bullying or name calling. He supposedly got kicked out of the arcade after the kid complained.

  35. Kat

    Ah ha hahhaaha!!! That is hilarious!! 16 year old bullied by a 12 year old… Michael’s spirit in his body! Waaa hahhaaahaha!! I can’t stop laughing at your commentary!!

  36. icu

    This kid is a Twatwaffle. FANCY,repeat after me, Twatwaffle. Brush your teeth and gargle to get the tangy taste out of your mouth that comes from speaking the truth and repeat again. Justin Bieber is a twatwaffle. Now….go to youtube and look up Jimi Hendrix to see what a real musician is. Look up The Beatles to see what real songs and songwriting is. Look up Elvis to find out what an entertainer is. Then look up JB to see what a TWATWAFFLE is, s/he should be very easy to identify. Homogenized, coffe table dog shit is what you’ll see/hear when you look up JB.

  37. USMC Steve

    Is it just me or does anybody else think he looks like a chick? Wonder if his nuts have dropped yet?

  38. geraldo

    This is what every girl in the world wants? Amazing. You are welcome US.

  39. RasputinsLiver


    This kid’s as limpwristed as Mario “Perez Hilton” Lavender.

    And his Junior Vanilla Ice shtick is so SO nothing.


  40. I feel that my very first possibility to enjoy the JB film might be when it comes to town.

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