NOTE: Yes, I know these pics are from June, but I’d literally have to sell my body and five of yours to afford the exclusive rights of Justin and Selena kissing over the weekend. I mean, I’m willing to do it, but I get first pick of the johns if we’re going to do this. Don’t hate the player.
After seeing photos all over the Internet of her son Justin Bieber kissing Selena Gomez on a yacht in St. Lucia, Pattie Lynn Mallette immediately booked it down there to get her cockblock on. Whether that’s because Christians prefer their Messiahs non-procreative or she legitimately doesn’t want grandkids, we’ll never know. Page Six reports:
The teen stars, who were holidaying with friends, were also seen kissing and cuddling around a private resort on the northern part of the island together. But their cover was blown when a member of their party posted a picture on Twitter. A source told us, “Justin and Selena arrived on a private jet together from Atlanta with friends and his manager. They then took a helicopter together to the resort, where they stayed in two villas and celebrated New Year’s Eve.
Jesus Christ. Private jets? Helicopters? VILLAS? Do you know how I got laid when I was a horny teenager? In a car or right next to a window so I could whip my pants back on if my parents came home early. Shit, I would’ve been ecstatic if someone gave me a half-ripped tent to use, but a secret island? Goddammit.
Someone help me nail this kid to a cross. I think it’s time.
Photos: Splash News
Do you want to hold him down while I get the nails?
I am just so jealous that this chick gets to taste his man juice!! She doesn’t deserve that…
anyway I would be willing to pay for it.
i doubt just bieber has any manjuice
i say i get my lynch rope and everyone else gets pitchforks and torchs and lynch the little brat.
Mama wont allow it because she Mexican or something like that. Thats why Ben Affleck and J. Ho broke up. His white mama said no to the Latino.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
An imposter that uses all caps. The stupidity is strong in this one.
but hes Canadian and Canadians aren`t prejudice against the Latinos, they`re more so against the Asian Invasion as its known.
Cute girl.
True that. I’m just waiting for the ol’ “Disney Downward Spiral” to kick in.
Won’t be long now, she just turned 18.
Justin Bieber walks into an inn, puts a hammer and nails down on the counter and says to the innkeper, “Can you put me up for the night?”
Thank you, I’m here all week. Try the veal.
Mother mary doesn’t like her she-Jesus having any lesbian affairs.
Talk about laying down the Mallette…
Swing and a miss
So, she’s already had a boob job.
Beiber going for the beaver….that a boy!
What have we ever?! Is this all still legal?
As legal as a beagal on a seagull….OMG I’m bored :-(
Selena is of Italian and Mexican descent. Her mother is Italian and her father is Mexican.
I still have to wonder just how much of this story is gossipmonger embellishment since Selena supposed travels just about everywhere with her mom,Mandy and step-dad.
Also it seems weird to me that the images here from June and the ones that are being passed around as being from St Lucia last weekend show Selena in the same bathing suit and it is from her movie, “Capri”.
The very first image which accompanied this story about the getaway in St. Lucia has been proven to be Photoshop’d so whose to say the content of the others aren’t being exaggerated by the gossip sites just to garner hits.
The site that had the total group of images has had them removed by their Host or ISP , who is citing confidential and privacy rules as a reason not to discuss their removal. Sometimes you just have to wonder what is real and what is the unscrupulous attempt by a site owner or other individual to profit from a star’s recognition factor.
Of course, if I were Justin Beiber and a chica like Selena Gomez was hanging around me all friendly like in that bathing suit, I’d be trying my best to separate her from said suit as quickly as humanly possible.Props to the kid for having good taste in women.
OK, but does dating beiber make her a lesbian?
Like he’d actually know what to do with her!
That’s why his mommy is on the way. She’s not giving up any control over the kid, not even learning what his special purpose is for.
Sure he would. They could have a sleepover, chat about boys all night, trade hair and makeup tips….
He doesn’t have to. He’s 16. His penis will do all his thinking for him.
That was meant as a reply to youcandieNOW.
No, like seriously I don’t think his balls have even dropped yet.
youcandieNOW, Justin’s a 16-year-old guy who has his 18-year-old hot Latina girlfriend on a yacht making out with her while they’re travelling to an island. I think it’s fair to assume his balls have dropped.
Old Pattie will be helping him bury dead hookers rolled in shower curtains before he is 20….
LOL , it was exaclty what i was thinking! :-D
Selena’s hot little ass is developing in the perfect anal sex receptacle. I can’t wait till she’s old enough to start wondering how nice it’d feel to slip my penis into her tight little pooper.
She turned 18 on July 22nd, 2010. As of this post, you’ve missed out on 167 days of “…wondering how nice it’d feel to slip my penis into her tight little pooper.”
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but hey, I’m sure you’ve been up to something equally productive. On the plus side, think of all the wear and tear you’ve saved on your right elbow!
Well then I’m happily disappointed. To celebrate, I’ll spend a relaxing evening imagining her plump little butt cheeks wiggling around the base of my weiner while she giggles as she pleasantly talks about her day.
Little Justin is doing his job ……. breaking her in for the rest of us ……
Breaking her in for Samantha Ronson, maybe
you can have justin’s beaver’s sloppy seconds. i prefer to break selena in myself
I would hit it, then go to pedophile hell.. lol
If these pics are from June, then she was still 17. Does it make me a pedophile if I fap off to pics of a 17 year old Gomez if she’s now 18?
I think you’re on solid legal ground. Whack away.
He can do ten times better than this…okay body, really plain face. Justin, if you’ve got a choice of about 2,000,000. Pick the hottest freakin’ chick you’ve ever seen in your life, you idiot.
Looks aren’t everything to this little pixie. It’s about finding that special girl who can really peg a boy as hard & deep as an angry rugby team, yet who is still willing to play dress-up & share her nail polish.
She’s out there somewhere. Hope she’s got a decent video camera.
I think Selena is pretty, not plain. I use the word plain to describe girls who are not ugly, but not quite pretty either. IMO she’s pretty, and since she doesn’t need a lot of makeup she doesn’t wear a lot of makeup. If a female wears a lot of makeup I become suspicious that she must have a pretty ugly face to need so much to cover it.
Her breast cup size is either a B or C cup. Either is fine with me. Unless a female is making money as a stripper, a D cup is not necessary to me.
B cup, for sure… god men suck at judging tit size.
hay what ups jusint bieber
whats up with her toes.. like dinosaur claws
ahh prolly a pattern or something in the flip flops
First question…. If it wasnt for the machine the mouse built would we even know his name. Second question…. who cares?
First question…. If it wasnt for the machine the mouse built would we even know his name. Second question…. who cares?
If by “the mouse” you’re referring to the Disney company which has Mickey Mouse as one of its early trademark characters, Justin is not affiliated with Disney unless you count the fact he’s dating Selena who acts on one of it’s programs. If that’s not what you meant by “the mouse” please explain.
Only pre-teen and teenage girls care. They go crazy over this kid. Heck, Selena’s getting death threats on Twitter for dating him.
She’s 18 right? So the cops won’t come after me if I have these photos enhanced with bikini removal software.
She has no curves, her body is really plain, pretty girl tho.
Why do guys think with their penis?
because that’s where blood flows the most.
’cause there’s not enough blood in the body for both heads to work at the same time.
They just use the one that fills first.
Because thinking with our brain is why there will eventually be robots smart enough to launch those nukes we made with our brains at us…
I wouldn’t do her… even if she’s legal (just feel wrong, that’s all i’m saying)
i wouldnt bang her either…now that shes legal…wheres the fun now?
She’s lookin kinda pudgy…damn. I see skinner girls at my local beaches and pools. What up with the disney starletts looking like this? They can afford pilates!
I fucking blind she has a nice body!! How the hell is she pudgy? She looks really thin to me.
Considering some of the other women that the celebrity community offers Patti should be grateful she is hanging with Selena Gomez. So far her mother has been hands on with her and she is actually mature and very well centered for her age.
She is not smoking bongs, getting into fights or just a total waste like Lohan.
Yet… yet… muhahahaha!
Seriously, she’s Disney. It’s just a matter of time.
not all of those kids crash and bomb, only like half of them. You had your Aigulera and you had your Spears, half of that equation bombed hard.
Does this mean Selena is a LESBIAN too!!!
I do think patti will be the one who will probably either end this relationship or end up causing it to end with her soccercow bitchiness.
i hope that heffer ends it…i kinda wanna see selena date that creepy old guy from youtube
Does no one else notice her gigantic water head? It’s like a pumpkin, surprised she doesn’t tip over. And that mole on her boob is gross.
I’ll hammer!
Who knew Beiber was a chubby chaser! Alright man! go get that cow!
are you fucking kidding me? I think you should google chubby and see what image results you get.
no need for google..looking at this pic caused me to get one
dayum. i’d go to jail for those young titties. mmmm
it’s very rare, BUT SOME WOMEN ARE P*EDOPHILES!!
damm, that is one sweeetttt ass
Yeah right that is one flat butt!
Pedophile is a banned word here?
its only cool when we say it
I’ll get the spear, hammer, and the pitchforks and torches so we can go get him
I wanna fuck selena gomez!!!!
YOU AR A DINSUARIS CHYNASCLIT