Justin Bieber’s Hooker Says He’s Great At Sex

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2013

If we know one thing for certain about Justin Bieber it’s that he’s not black and never will be. We also know that the women he pays to have sex with are handsomely compensated to talk about how awesome he is at it. A move we’ve already seen with Milyn Jensen, and now with Tati Neeves the Brazilian hooker who filmed him sleeping. Via Gawker:

Neves began her post-coital press tour on Saturday, giving an interview to Brazilian network Globo TV’s Fantastico program where she coyly admitted to sharing a bed with Bieber, but not to having sex with him.
But in an exclusive interview published with The Sun on Monday, Neves, who also said she’s separated from her husband, admitted that the couple did more than sleep. She even said that when she left Bieber’s room in the morning, she got a voicemail from him asking her to come back, but that she couldn’t return because she was “too exhausted.” She then praised Justin for his “stamina” and “energy” and said he “looked great” naked. Gross.

As for how much it costs to make a woman not tell everyone you cried and spent the whole time trying to slap your penis into an erection, I’d love to know. For research, of course, strictly research. I take all my posts very seriously. “Information is the seed that comes out of every dick joke!” I’m always being told not to say out loud.

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