Justin Bieber’s Hooker Says He’s Great At Sex

November 12th, 2013 // 43 Comments
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If we know one thing for certain about Justin Bieber it’s that he’s not black and never will be. We also know that the women he pays to have sex with are handsomely compensated to talk about how awesome he is at it. A move we’ve already seen with Milyn Jensen, and now with Tati Neeves the Brazilian hooker who filmed him sleeping. Via Gawker:

Neves began her post-coital press tour on Saturday, giving an interview to Brazilian network Globo TV’s Fantastico program where she coyly admitted to sharing a bed with Bieber, but not to having sex with him.
But in an exclusive interview published with The Sun on Monday, Neves, who also said she’s separated from her husband, admitted that the couple did more than sleep. She even said that when she left Bieber’s room in the morning, she got a voicemail from him asking her to come back, but that she couldn’t return because she was “too exhausted.” She then praised Justin for his “stamina” and “energy” and said he “looked great” naked. Gross.

As for how much it costs to make a woman not tell everyone you cried and spent the whole time trying to slap your penis into an erection, I’d love to know. For research, of course, strictly research. I take all my posts very seriously. “Information is the seed that comes out of every dick joke!” I’m always being told not to say out loud.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. I’m guessing his bodyguards waterboarded her. Any takers?

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    Dox
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    “She”… and I use that term hesitantly, has a very strong chin, and chiseled cheekbones…..

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    Dox
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    This needs to be said…
    Justin. You make millions of dollars. You have (god help us) fame, and fortune. If you are going to pay for sex, for the love of god, stop picking up the chick that looks like she’s a post op out of the Riker’s gang unit, that’s taking a five minute break in between 2 dollar blow jobs behind the Wendy’s dumpster.

    I mean for the love of god, you went from Selena Gomez to this? I mean really, Don doesn’t even think she’s hot. (Don’t make me a liar Don.)

    Just… step away from the nasty coochie. Put it down man… it’s not worth it.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Tranny or strap-on. I haven’t decided which.

  5. BlinkyTheFish

    So on one hand, he’s banged Selena, Miranda and Barbara Palvin, and on the other hand, that Mariah with the non Bieber baby and this tranny. The mind boggles slightly.

  6. Perhaps he knew the square peg doesn’t go into the round hole and therefore it ended up being a good night for all?

  7. Tati Neves Upskirt Panty Flash Sexy Magazine Party
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    In every picture of a manly Justin Bieber hooker, there’s a woman he ignored saying it all by looking female.

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    Eejut
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    Too feminine for A-Rod.

  9. Let’s give this hooker the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she witnessed Justin Bieber getting anally raped by one of his entourage buddies and decided, “Hey, I guess you could say Justin is great at sex.”

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    Tom Jones
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    Separated from her husband!? Or maybe she is the husband post-op? Either way whatever sex a Tati is, its gross.

    “She had man hands…the hands of a man. It’s like a creature out of Greek Mythology, I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast” – Jerry Seinfeld

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    Deacon Jones
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    Wow….there’s busted up faces, and then there’s literally busted up faces!

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    She had “man hands.” involuntary shake.

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    That is the look of a cunty Tranny. Stay away, even Chris Brown could/would not try abusing that unless he enjoys the ER in Brazil.

  14. Pat C.

    Aren’t a lot of THE SUN exclusive interviews simply made up in the office by the writers?

  15. I don’t understand why this girl wasn’t scattered across a half dozen suitcases to get her out of the hotel room and then left in a Rio dumpster. She’s a third world hooker. It’s practically legal to permanently shut them up after you done.

  16. Paid to talk good about him, also, come on, we all know this is or used to be a man.

  17. another way of summarizing this article: “person I paid a shitload of cash to do whatever I want says I’m good at thing I told her to say I was good at”

  18. Scarredforlife

    I believe it. He once told me he has had many threesomes while wearing shorts down to his ankles. #truestory #whatadouchebag

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    Vile; X’s 2!

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    Brazilian women~~’cept the supermodels–90%+ are skeezy lookin’ Cholas!

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    God, she is rancid. I could buy a hell of a hooker with Bieber’s money.

  22. Tati Neves Upskirt Panty Flash Sexy Magazine Party
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    Said with utter honesty, and not a hint of obsessional hope of a high-paying return visit.

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    cc
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    The last time I had a view like this I was driving a chuckwagon.

  24. Inner Retard

    Hookers don’t lie. EVER. I refuse to believe it. I DO have a big penis and I AM great in bed. Because she told me and hookers don’t lie.

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    Annnnnnnd… gross!

  26. watwat

    more bieber’s shit:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEW37Vn32M8#t=48
    kicking and sweeping argentina’s flag

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    HughGRection
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    It’s nice to see that little lesbian is trying to branch out to having sex with men. At least it helps all believe she’s straight……

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    Tom Jones
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    Ummm….excuse me sir, your balls are showing.

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    She is seriously hideous. There wasn’t a better looking girl there?

  30. juanhunglow

    of course she likes him he taught her how to suck penis.

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