Justin Bieber’s A Fine, Upstanding Christian Boy

January 29th, 2013 // 44 Comments
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Back in April, I was already convinced Justin Bieber definitely raped Mariah Yeater and completely ducked being responsible for the child that resulted from it. But just in case some of you aren’t master detectives like myself, here he is just straight groping a fan’s breasts at a Miami meet and greet this week that – wait for it – he also posted to his official fan club. Which, on top of being caught smoking pot, is another incredible win for the team that’s supposed to be following this kid around and keeping him out of trouble. For their next trick, they’ll probably just let him walk around with a bloody knife and a shirt that reads, “Your daughter wanted it.” Ha! This kid and his ideas. I’m tellin’ ya…

h/t ONTD

Photos: Bieber Fever, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily

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  1. Cock Dr

    I’m sure that Jesus grasped and caressed his followers in just such a manner.
    The apostles just neglected to write that part down in the sacred texts.

  2. Interesting that the girl he groped kinda looks like Selena. Well—two Selenas smushed together, anyway.

  3. EricLr

    Meanwhile, a young rap star just shot two people and no one said a thing about it.

  4. Justin Bieber Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    Love how hip Gen X is with walking around with pants down to your thighs look. Gives me more time to roll off your mum after a good fuck……

  5. Justin Bieber Underwear
    PunkSpunk
    Commented on this photo:

    This fucking punk is doomed in life. He’ll be rich, but he’s fucked! I’m gonna’ predicted suicide or overdose in the end.

    • LOL geez I wish I was so doomed. Kid made more money before lunch than you made all year!

      • PunkSpunk

        He may make more in one day then I make in 10 years, but the drift has started. Too much, too fast. Look at many of the kids stars of the 70′s, 80′s and 90′s – both musical and TV / film. How many are dead or meth addicts now? How many are dead broke fucking loser dope heads and drunks? When the fame fades, and you know it will… stuff the end of the gun in your mouth, cock, BANG!!

      • Dudicles

        Or, he could skip the gun and just stuff a cock into his mouth and BANG..

  6. “Agggh, it’s squishy and weird.Takethepicture takethepicture takethe picture!!”

  7. Oh man, Biebs is gonna have maple dreams tonight.

  8. Karma's Bastard Child

    So, just look at a girl in a mall and she screams sexual harassment. But grope and kiss them without warning and they just smile. Even if it’s a skinny little weasel. With mixed signals like this our species’ survival is a testament to men’s patience and horniness. (Follow up comments brought to you by angry feminists.)

  9. Jocko Johnson

    Is it just me or is he looking a little Vanilla Icy these days?
    Yo molested fan: ditch that zero and get wit a hero.

  10. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    I’m sure it’s a harmless mistake. Biebs thought his fan was a tall man and he was cupping his balls.

  11. Edvard Munch

    Its somewhat reassuring to know Bieber will be in jail for some sort of sex crime in the future.

  12. CK

    Take your fucking sunglasses and ass-hat off when kissing a lady!! I guess your mama never taught you anything.

  13. Bonky

    It begins.

  14. Isn’t this supposed to be the first girl you feel up BEFORE you got famous?

  15. Bieber is grabbing that firm young boob with all the passion of a young girl poking a slug with a stick.

  16. Justin Bieber Underwear
    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    “Check out deese abs, foo’. I hard from life on da street, yo.

  17. As much as I hate to defend this kid, have you ever read the shit Bieber fans say? She probably asked to have a photo of him doing it, or at the very least said he could do so. I can’t say she looks very upset.

  18. Justin Bieber Underwear
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Please keep scribbling those random tats all over.
    The cumulative result will be stunning, best viewed on the pale pudgy body of a washed up boy pop idol.

  19. Whatever

    The last thing I want to do is defend this over-privileged piece of shit but that doesn’t look like him.

  20. Anyone who thinks this girl doesn’t want Biebs to do that is pure. moron. on. feet. OK. on feet.

  21. I feel sorry for teachers. How do you get students to listen and tell them studying and going to college is worth it when useless pieces of shit like him, Rihanna, Chris Brown, The Kardashians etc etc are making millions of dollars? You can be a fucking idiot Teen Mom on TV and rake in more than a doctor or dentist. WTF

  22. mike

    Oh, come on. Plenty of fine, upstanding Christians grope teenagers.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Hey we Christians love to fuck why do you think there are so many of us.

  24. She looks so into it.

  25. ah, court evidence. lovely of the Maple Christ to document it.

  26. TaT

    She looks nothing like Selena, the only cute thing about her is her dimples.

  27. Nice work if you can get it.

  28. BIEBER: “Oops…sorry!
    FAN: “Oh, that’s OK. Do it again. And then do it between my legs and on my bottom.”

  29. A lot of old, stupid people on this board!

  30. Mario Starr

    Aren’t there any fact checkers at The Superficial?
    “Justin Bieber’s A Fine, Upstanding Christian Boy”
    Justine Beaver is certainly not fine, upstanding, Christian, or a boy.

  31. Justin Bieber Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    very hot and sexy body Justin!! You are one awesome guy!!

  32. Justin Bieber Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    hmmm.looks like we are about to have some fun with Justin!! Just sayin!!

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