Justin Bieber’s A Fine, Upstanding Christian Boy

The Superficial / January 29, 2013

Back in April, I was already convinced Justin Bieber definitely raped Mariah Yeater and completely ducked being responsible for the child that resulted from it. But just in case some of you aren’t master detectives like myself, here he is just straight groping a fan’s breasts at a Miami meet and greet this week that – wait for it – he also posted to his official fan club. Which, on top of being caught smoking pot, is another incredible win for the team that’s supposed to be following this kid around and keeping him out of trouble. For their next trick, they’ll probably just let him walk around with a bloody knife and a shirt that reads, “Your daughter wanted it.” Ha! This kid and his ideas. I’m tellin’ ya…

h/t ONTD

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