Let me start off by saying, I don’t even know how you can tell this is Justin Bieber in the video (after the jump) and this screencap from The Justin Bieber Shrine does absolutely nothing to clear things up. So that said, let’s just all assume it’s true because verifiable facts are for wieners.
What you’re about to see is Justin on a Valentine’s Day date with Selena Gomez at Disneyland where probably the most annoying girls in the world decided to follow him around like the crazy stalkers his fans are eventually prompting him to flip them off and allegedly yell “Fuck you, you fucking assholes.” Again, I really can’t tell cause everyone sounds like a 15-year-old girl. Anyway, these girls are that goddamn obnoxious that the fact Justin managed to stay this cool truly proves he’s the Son of God because he would’ve been completely justified in firing a gun indiscriminately at them while honking Selena Gomez’s breasts which would’ve been my reaction. “What’s that, girl? I clipped a baby? My dad upstairs’ll give it a good home. Honky honk honk.”
Via Hollywood Life
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