Because he clearly wants Selena Gomez‘s breasts to revenge-bounce their way into my hands (It’s the only way he’ll learn.), Justin Bieber apparently thought the Victoria’s Secret Angels were impressed by him being more interested in the toys dangling from their outfits than their bodies because he spent the entire evening hitting on them despite most of them being married and/or recently shatting out babies two months ago. Page Six reports:
According to several sources, Bieber was “asking for phone numbers from the girls” throughout taping of the show and at the party.
“He was hitting on the girls all day,” added one witness. “He was asking for their numbers.”
Bieber, 18, may have had limited success because some of the ladies are married with children and came to the party with their significant others, including VS angel Lily Aldridge, who just had a baby, Dixie, with her husband, Kings of Leon rocker Caleb Followill.
Then again, Erin Heatherton was there and on the rebound from Leonardo DiCaprio, so let’s help her start the healing by quietly nodding our heads in agreement that she definitely had sex with Justin Bieber last night who can’t wait to laugh hysterically when his management team makes it look like another baby isn’t his. It’s the whole reason he got into music in the first place.