Justin Bieber Tried To Hit On The Victoria’s Secret Models, All Of Them

November 9th, 2012 // 62 Comments
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Because he clearly wants Selena Gomez‘s breasts to revenge-bounce their way into my hands (It’s the only way he’ll learn.), Justin Bieber apparently thought the Victoria’s Secret Angels were impressed by him being more interested in the toys dangling from their outfits than their bodies because he spent the entire evening hitting on them despite most of them being married and/or recently shatting out babies two months ago. Page Six reports:

According to several sources, Bieber was “asking for phone numbers from the girls” throughout taping of the show and at the party.
“He was hitting on the girls all day,” added one witness. “He was asking for their numbers.”
Bieber, 18, may have had limited success because some of the ladies are married with children and came to the party with their significant others, including VS angel Lily Aldridge, who just had a baby, Dixie, with her husband, Kings of Leon rocker Caleb Followill.

Then again, Erin Heatherton was there and on the rebound from Leonardo DiCaprio, so let’s help her start the healing by quietly nodding our heads in agreement that she definitely had sex with Justin Bieber last night who can’t wait to laugh hysterically when his management team makes it look like another baby isn’t his. It’s the whole reason he got into music in the first place.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News


  1. grobpilot

    The girls felt icky being hit on by an 11-year old hermaphrodite

  2. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    We know he doesn’t like pussy so she must scare him to death.

  3. FYou

    What’s his pickup line? “Ive got a pussy like you?”

  4. Cock Dr

    I think he was just pestering them for hair and makeup technique tips.

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    Gigantic bank accounts aside, I’ve got a better shot at them bitches than Beiber…. assuming they aren’t into pussy kids from suburban Toronto that talk like they are from Detroit projects, dawg.

    • devilsrain

      I think its safe to say any one of us would have a better shot

    • zombiechic

      I think it’s safe to say these ladies wouldn’t be into 30yo men who have shitty office jobs and live in their mom’s basements wacking off to hot models on the internet. And the Biebs is already dating Barbara Palvin

    • thespiral

      Unless you pulled over $55 mil this year, you’re living in a fairy tale. These girls run with greasy old Danny DeVito looking ass fools with Bugattis, so I doubt they’d be repulsed by some tiny rich Canadian fairy.

    • Burt

      Is he even from Toronto? I thought he grew up out in the sticks.

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    Why is she wearing the tragedy that is harem pants circa 1990?

  7. Despite the hair style, that lesbian(Bieber) is quite dainty and effeminate. Note the soft, tender, soft skin. She would definitely be the Lipstick lesbian if dating any bi-sexual supermodels?

  8. Kodos

    Even those skinny sticked, poofy-lipped VS models would eat the Beebs alive…

    You are out of your league, you sissy. Go trolling for girls over at Nickelodeon.

  9. mismy

    Figured he’d sell out to the illuminati eventually, cool tattoo shithead

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    Miley Cyrus was there too? Neat-o.

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    Despite all the absurd outfits she has ever had to wear; the constant dieting and occasional purging; the flights all over the world reducing her personal relationships to the level of depth involved in your average facebook status update; that face she’s making tells me this is the first moment shes looked at her life and thought,”What the Fuck am I doing?”

  12. Deacon Jones

    What about Swanepeol, Swanepeol damnit!

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    So Beiber performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show. It is almost like they are marketing underwear to prepubesc… wait THE ARE marketing underwear to prepubescent girls!!!

  14. rickybobby

    I have this great vision of the biebs silently getting his head patted by model after model after he asked them for thier numbers. I’m here for you Selena, I’m a great rebound for you.

  15. catapostrophe

    Tom Cruise and John Travolta were also spotted shamelessly hitting on many of the Victoria’s Secret models. They didn’t seem to care that many onlookers witnessed their over-the-top advances.

  16. EricLr

    Poor girls missed out on the best 15 seconds of maple syrup they would ever have.

  17. Freebie

    Slap a fancy bra on him and he would be just as pretty as the VS models.

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    Nonny Moose
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    “Oh, COOL!!! I wonder if I can get Selena to wear one of those?”

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    Nonny Moose
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    Usher? Is that you?

  20. cc

    So, would this have been a perfect occasion for a violently jealous boyfriend or what?

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    This proves that Justin Bieber is, an eighteen year old male.

  22. Jack London's sober moment

    what’s hilarious is that he thinks anyone over the age of 8 finds him attractive (excluding Priests and Usher)

  23. Josie

    So he’s not dating selena gomez anymore?! If so its time that she got a real man in her life…

  24. Buddy The Elf

    Damn, the Owl tatt on his forearm couldnt close the deal??!

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    ..right!……..he actually believes this is going to make us think he likes girls?….

  26. Hugh Evers

    Dude has badass written all over himself. Tell me you want to meet the biebs in a dark alley. Homeboy could have done all them bitches.

    He might want to go with a different shade of lipstick – after he gives Ellen her vest back. Metro-prissy is the new manly. Thanks Jared Leto and Zac Efron.

  27. Can’t think of anything even remotely amusing that hasn’t already been said. So my only comment is: “What a dick!”

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    It’s funny that she’s a slim & fit model, yet her tights are still bigger then the 18-years old young man. It says a lot about that “man”.

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    First time I’ve ever seen him looking in the right place. Maybe there’s hope for this kid yet.

  30. FriendOfBieber

    I heard if you take a Victoria’s Secret supermodel to go see the Lion King, they put out on the first date.

  31. Professor Chaos

    I know it’s kind of the easy insult to go to but he really does look like a little kid still. None of these girls would even look his way if he didn’t have millions and millions of dollars. It’s hilarious how these women are a good foot and a half taller than this kid while he prances around in front of them looking like he has a load of shit in his pants.

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    a foreign guy
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    It is like watching kid-toys wrapped around a body.
    inflatable arm floats
    party straws and windflowers ?
    What age?

  33. Burt

    Him hitting on those women? I think if he did, it’s so his manager can put out the story that he did. They are trying so really hard to make him seem less testosterone deficient.

  34. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    We know now he knew Selena was about to dump his ass, so he was in a hurray to acquire a new beard before the news became official.

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    I’m not buying what he’s trying to sell us… also I don’t think it’s possible that he could look like more of a tool

    • Schmidtler

      One possibility is one of the girls’ boyfriends/husbands sinks his fist into Bieber’s skull for hitting on his gf or wife, sending Bieber into a hysterical pants wetting / crying fit where all his makeup starts running. Short of that, yeah, the poofy greased up hairdo, gay ass sleeveless vest and low rider pants that look like he shit himself is tool-er-ific.

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    This seriously is fashion? Look objectively at what they are both wearing and then try to hold back the laughter.

    • Schmidtler

      She’s getting paid shit tons to wear that ridiculous outfit – he’s wearing his gay apparel because he thinks it looks good. This is one of those rare occasions when I respect the whore for being whorey.

  37. True

    VS show is a joke. Nothing in it’s about lingerie.

    It’s a circus. Very BORING. Girls are all covered up due to FCC & Idiot conservative groups. CBS sucks!

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    He looks like a 14-year-old girl dressing up as Vanilla Ice.

  39. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Damn, girl! You gots tinker toys all over yo’self! Do you know how much I like me some tinker toys? Do you know????

  40. Justin Bieber Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    “No way! Tinker Toys. Yeah girl, I got some tinker toys back in my crib. Can I show you after this?”
    “You mean, at your crib.”
    “No. In my crib.”

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    It figures he would be more interested in the tinker toys.

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    Oh boy here comes eddie murphy

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