Justin Bieber Actually Told The Cops He Was High On Weed, Pills, And Booze

January 23rd, 2014 // 61 Comments
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Let me break you off a little something you probably don’t know about B-Bare: Motherfucker’s so balla, he’ll snitch on his self. TMZ reports:

Officials held a news conference and said, “[Justin] made statements he had consumed some alcohol, been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication.”

But don’t be frontin’ like B-Bare didn’t try and fight them po-po. Mothafucka got popped for resisting arrest without violence, son. He’s straight out Ontario! First Canadian who ain’t even polite. All ‘riginal, bitch.

According to the police report — obtained by TMZ — cops approached Bieber’s car and they instantly realized he reeked of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes. He had a “stupor” look on his face.
The police report says … Bieber was defiant from the get-go, yelling at the cops, “Why the f**k are you doing this?” He also yelled, “What the f**k did I do. Why did you stop me?”
When the officer tried to perform a routine pat down, Bieber said, “I ain’t got no f**king weapons, why do you have to search me? What the f**k is this about?” Bieber claimed he wasn’t drunk and coming back from recording music. That’s not true, because we knew he was at a club.
Now the basis for the resisting arrest charge — Before the pat down, as Bieber got out of the car, he “kept going into his pants pocket.” The cop ordered him to put his hands on the vehicle, and Bieber initially complied but soon took his hands off the car, turned and then cussed out the cop. The cop then grabbed Justin by the right arm, Justin pulled his arm away, and said, “What the f**k are you doing?”

My boy’s hardcore. So hardcore, his daddy was there facilitatin’ and regulatin’. You heard me, y’all. Jeremy Bieber himself all up in that hizzy getting girls ready to spread the B-Bare name and dem streets ready for the B-Bare racin’. One love, P-Walk. *pours out 40*

Sources familiar with the situation tell us … 38-year-old Jeremy Bieber was not only present when Justin was arrested early Thursday morning … he was one of the people who helped block off the residential street so his son could drag race.
It’s even worse … Jeremy was in SET nightclub just before the arrest with Justin and was around him all day, when the self-confessed little pothead was smoking weed.

Aw, shit, now you gonna tell me a father can’t spend time with his son? These are churchfolk, y’all, with Jesus tattoos and everythang. Last I checked this here’s a Godly nation where through him all blessings flow, yo. Why y’all hatin’ on spirituality? Glory be to the most highest and all that. That’s how B-Bare rolls till he dies. OG Maple Christ findin’ them fishes and spreadin’ them with his loaf. Run tell that.

Photos: WSVN-TV / TMZ.com


  1. C’mon Bieber. Don’t you have enough money to build a race track at your house so you can drive your Lambo recklessly while drunk? Public street racing is for poors and minorities.

  2. Say What

    From a legal standpoint, it’s finally a good day to live in South Florida

  3. Cock Dr

    There’s nothing like a young woman’s first mug shot.
    Is that smile a result of the careful & thorough body cavity search Ms Bieber was subjected to during her booking?

  4. Someone give Superfish a drink, I imagine he needs it after writing that in the style of…I don’t even know what that is called, but man…man…*slow golf clap*



  6. Well, he definitely has the prettiest celebrity mugshot of all time.

  7. renotastic

    “Where mah snapback ‘n shades, beyotch?!”

  8. What a fucking dipshit. Please go die now.

  9. Greenie

    He’s smiling because being arrested for drinking and driving helps his “street cred” more than than being arrested for egging some rich dudes house.

  10. Where's Dildo

    In Beibs’ defense, he’s from Canada and they get our shows later, so it’s only natural that he literally copies himself after Grandmaster B from Married with Children.

    • Dick Fingers

      Ya. Us Canadian’s want shows that American’s rip off from the U.K. or other countries. Sure. Whatever.

  11. Whatever

    fucking christ, even beeb’s dad is younger than me.. I give up. old sucks

    • anonymous

      Being old doesn’t suck.

      Blocking off a road so your teenage son can drag race while drunk and on prescription drugs possibly endangering himself and/or others….that sucks.

      Time to deport both their asses.

  12. Oh, I recognize her from “Orange is the new black”

  13. When Keeping it real goes wrong- Brenda Bieber

  14. JC

    DUI plus street racing plus resisting arrest has to be pushing into felony terrority, so…is deportation too much to hope for?

  15. Dox

    You guys are looking at this all wrong.
    He’s happy because he thinks he finally got street cred. Now we are going to have hear about how he did “hard” time.

    “Yo Warden, what the fuck is up with this steak? I said Medium Rare!”

    If we are lucky, this ends in deportation.
    Please. Let it end in deportation.

    • BigOkie

      Hate to disagree, Dox… but Bieber would NEVER order a steak medium-rare… Chicks like him normally like them at least medium or more.

  16. carlos

    The Police Report says Citizenship USA… they should correct that.
    I did not know Bieber was a resident of Georgia, from where the Expired License was from…

  17. Blottter

    So he was in Florida, reaching into his pockets while he was being arrested, and then did not obey a direct order from the cops, and he wasn’t shot?! What is he, white?

  18. Greg

    I guess I’ve never understood why Black guys and White Wannabe rappers feel the need to take their shirt off inside clubs and bars….. … Looks so redonkulous.

  19. BigOkie

    He had a “stupor” look on his face.
    The police report says …

    Yeah, cuz he’s practically trademarked “stupor face” so that really doesn’t mean much in this situation.

  20. Meshuggah Tits

    Pro-Active can fire Adam Levine now.

  21. Where's Dildo

    “Mr. Bieber, you’re being booked on illegal use of a motor-vehicle for street-racing and dangerous speeds in excess of the posted limit, driving under the influence, interfering with a police officer, and resisting arrest.”

    “Yo, dis how Chicken n’ Waffles look.”

  22. coljack

    “Why am I smiling? Because this photo’s going to sell me an extra million records. Baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhh!”

    • cmonreally

      Yep – cue all Bieliebers (I can’t…) buying all of his albums to stand in solidarity with this idiot.

  23. Nice to see Miley prettying herself up for her next video.

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    Professional whore smiling because she knows she is going to set you up and call the cops on you so she can get famous.

  25. Beer Baron

    Congrats everyone! This is the day we were all waiting for since Day 1! I want to thank Fish and the entire gang of crazy idiots! This isn’t over, this is just the beginning!!! We can’t stop until he’s deported or locked up!

  26. Undoubtedly justin bitchboy also said to the polleece in a very lohanesque: “do you know who I am!”

  27. Beltliner

    Are we sure the child wasn’t pulled over because his car seat was facing the wrong way?

  28. j-sin

    He looks like a female Marine.

  29. Jade

    I’m waiting for the affluenza defense.

  30. Sheppy

    Looks like he’s been crying.

  31. Lord Helmet

    Can’t decide if it’s fear or excitement I see in his eyes over the impending ass rape… I’m gonna go with denial.

  32. Drunken Master Paul

    Lindsay Lohan must be laughing her ass off right about now

  33. OhMighty

    Bieber looks too happy. Somebody photoshop a gold chain and stupid mug on his face.

  34. jackson

    “He’s straight out Ontario! First Canadian who ain’t even polite.”

    Obviously Fish has never been to southern Florida and had to deal with the rude snow birds. Canadians are some of the most obnoxious bunch in the state.

  35. All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit.

    … Yeah, I came up with this myself! Hey, don’t Leboeuf-ed me! I’m being real! That’s MY TRUTH!!!

  36. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Wait, he needed weed, pills and booze in order to drive while impaired? Amateur.

  37. Bob

    Love the mug-shot:
    “I’m cool now! Right guys?!”

  38. goodwolfe21

    ..yea, he’s smiling now, but wait till he finds out that you can’t take your bodyguards with you to jail….he won’t act so gangsta then….

  39. Happy with your newfound cred, Biebs? Cool. But you know what gangstas *really* admire? Gunshot wounds. I can help you with that. Call me.

  40. Isaac Levy

    He slept in the cell with four Mike Tyson clones.

  41. Reddog

    Just jerk his panties down and give him a good spanking and send him on his way!

  42. Justin Bieber DUI Club Model Miami
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    no shirt? wow that surprises me.

  43. Justin Bieber DUI Club Model Miami
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    sigh can’t we just send him to jail so he can ass raped by all the “actual’ bad asses.

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