Justin Bieber Took The DNA Test
Seen here wearing pink underwear while taking Selena Gomez to a romantic lunch at IHOP yesterday – God, this kid has moves. – Justin Bieber has graciously supplied a lab with his DNA, last seen glowing maplely in a Petri dish before feeding 5,000 people pancakes with smiley faces just the way you like ‘em, girl. TMZ reports:
We’ve learned … Justin took the test at a lab under “very controlled circumstances.” We’re told there is a solid chain of custody, so it’s going to be hard for Mariah Yeater or her lawyer to challenge it.
As we first reported, Justin’s team will NOT settle or even discuss settlement with Yeater or her lawyer. It’s now up to her to provide DNA results from Mariah’s baby.
Justin has vowed to sue Mariah and her lawyers once he establishes he’s not the daddy.
I know I’m not the only one hoping that, by some sort of miracle, this baby still turns out to be his. Mostly just to see him explain to his lawyers why he agreed to a DNA test instead of quietly making this go away. “So, wait. Semen gets girls pregnant? But Usher told me it’s just a sundae topping…”