Seen here wearing pink underwear while taking Selena Gomez to a romantic lunch at IHOP yesterday – God, this kid has moves. – Justin Bieber has graciously supplied a lab with his DNA, last seen glowing maplely in a Petri dish before feeding 5,000 people pancakes with smiley faces just the way you like ‘em, girl. TMZ reports:
We’ve learned … Justin took the test at a lab under “very controlled circumstances.” We’re told there is a solid chain of custody, so it’s going to be hard for Mariah Yeater or her lawyer to challenge it.
As we first reported, Justin’s team will NOT settle or even discuss settlement with Yeater or her lawyer. It’s now up to her to provide DNA results from Mariah’s baby.
Justin has vowed to sue Mariah and her lawyers once he establishes he’s not the daddy.
I know I’m not the only one hoping that, by some sort of miracle, this baby still turns out to be his. Mostly just to see him explain to his lawyers why he agreed to a DNA test instead of quietly making this go away. “So, wait. Semen gets girls pregnant? But Usher told me it’s just a sundae topping…”
Photos: Flynet
nice pink panties, you fucking pussy. And pull your pants up, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Because inside every Justin Bieber… is a princess trying to get out.
Love him, he is a true patriot and hero. I would let him date my daughter and doctorpeoplemeet was amazing.
Forbes reported that he made 53 million dollars last year… You know, I’m not a Bieber hater but if that report is only even half true, then that is maybe the most depressing news I’ve heard all year! :O(
Maybe Bieber sporting the droopy pants look will finally make it uncool after about 20 years. I can’t believe I’ve been seeing it that long.
I just read this, and the only thing I took away is that I’m going to make pancakes now.
Yeah, but think of how many people WON’T be having sundaes after reading this.
I will join your for those pancakes.
*you
Welp, can’t undo that.
PULL UP YOUR PANTS FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!! Why do young guys think this look’s good. you look like you shit your pants and you don’t want the crap to touch your ass. it’s not fashion. guys who wear their pants like that are followers not leaders. why do you want to dress like some uneducated gang banger?
Granted I dont like the look either, but you sound 80
He’s like, “I already gave Mariah a LOT of DNA that day but if it helps people somehow I’ll be glad to donate some more.”
“Justin Bieber Took The DNA Test” – Turns out we were all right. He is a she and she is pregnant with Usher’s baby.
And Sandusky just came
Well there you have it, she’s got no balls.
What a fucking tool he’s turned into.
Turned into? Haven’t you been paying attention?
Well, it depends on how long a span of time you look at. In his youtube era, he seemed reasonably tolerable. However, I will agree that his descent into toolishness has been dramatic, to say the least.
he so gangsta–NOT!
OK, seriously?
those must be his period panties.
Will the D.A. take away Sandusky’s PC privileges please? Yes I just propose that. No need for a second look.
Pants on the ground…pants on the ground…lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground…
Dammit! Now my gramma is in my head, shouting “PULL UP YOUR PANTS, BOY, AIN’T NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT!!”
eventually she’ll find out what a penis feels like. and so will he.
He’s safe. If they did the standard cheek swab, they will get another guy’s DNA.
Oh, that is good. You’re good. LOL.
Selena Gomez must peg dat ass so hard….
Honey, you can do better (not richer or more famous maybe but better).
For the DNA test, did they get a sample directly from Biber, or just swab Usher’s dick?
i’d say that cat is outta the bag…Selena is a lesbian.
is this legal to publish?
So who gets to wear wool boxers in the relationship?
either way, we win. some white trash bitch gets sued out of existence, OR this limp-wristed kid with the pink underoos is totally hosed. USA! USA!!!
What happened to the “mystery girl” from a week or so back?
White, homeless, chris brown.
I couldnt have said it better myself.
Sagging which was developed by gay men in prison and then wearing pink underwear too? There is no doubt in my mind he is gay now. Thank God that means he has never defiled Selena.
gross
Fuel meet fire.
In a desperate bid to save face, Two Mile Charity has hired Justin Bieber as their new celebrity spokesperson. What could possibly go wrong?
Hey, he’s 17 and at the least, getting BJs from Selena Gomez.
I’d wear pink boxers if it got me a BJ from Selena Gomez.
Does he realize the tool he is?
I hope that after the DNA test comes back negative that he sues and takes whatever mobile home this crazy bitch is living in and every future home too.
I hope he buries her ass in attorney’s fees and puts her on the street with her infant for being a damn tease to all us Bieber haters who wanted the whole thing to be true so desperately.
Now I get to watch McDouche put his bug fucking needle dick in every 2 bit teenage skank with fame over and over again while drowning in a pile of cash. The Christians are right, this truly is a broken world.
Just trying to keep it fresh for when Usher wants it.
So…is there a reason why young men can’t pull up their pants and respect themselves?
justin u look so cute
I heard that guys who wanted sex in prison would pull their pants down past their ass to show they were willing. Hmmm >.> Food for thought.