Apparently you can just rent this kid for the night. If only Michael were alive to see this…
Justin Bieber recently recorded a song with Youth Pastors in Eyeliner Rascall Flatts which necessitated his attendance at last night’s CMT Awards, so of course, he showed up looking like a white kid trying to fit in at the BET Awards which should go over awesome with the target audience. Listen, I know country music listeners, I’m goddamn surrounded by them, and if one of their daughters’ brought this kid home, they’d send her to a convent for bringing a “homasexual” into their house. Not to mention he’s Canadian and took a (justified) dump on our health care system, so I can only wonder was Obama busy last night? It’s like the producers sat around trying to think of ways to piss off everyone watching at home. I mean, Christ, Ludacris was there! And not ironically. Did LeVar Burton walk onstage and promote literacy? Because I feel like that’s going to be the next photo.
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nice earrings homo.
^this.
Look at those soft pink lips & lush lashes.
I’ll bet she smells like strawberries.
Yea, this Lotso looking kid definitely looks like a cute dyke.
*is glad he doesn’t have female-ish facial features*
thanks shania, but no more canuks in country please.
they tookur djurbs!
Fish…no country fan would ever be upset by his/her daughter bringing a homosexual into their home…..they’d never call the little fruit a homosexual.
The big question of the night regarding Fruitface was: “Where is your “beard”, Selena, so you can stage some more phony groping pictures for the paparazzi?”
I had no idea she was so attractive.
Omigod, you mean I could have seen “The Bieb” on tv last night? And to think I watched something entertaining instead. Oh dopey me!
Actually I can’t stand that little piece of shit. However, I’m truly jealous that he’s banging Selena Gomez and I’m not. HEY, SELENA. I can eat pussy better than he can! Call me. Tell your friends.
Banging Selena Gomez? Did you see that kid? His nuts haven’t even dropped yet. Sex is out of the question. However, when his nuts do drop his little birdie voice will be gone and so will his career.
Emma Watson looks like shit here.
emma watson looks cute with those earrings…
Country music went soft a long time ago. It’s just like what happened to rap, when it went from being about social issues to being about bling and booty. Now give me some of that good old fashioned gangsta, or, “posse” country music any day. It’s been too long since I heard an honest song about driving a truck, having sex with a cousin or cajun-raping a carpetbagging river rafter.
What’s “cajun-rape?”
You smear cayenne pepper all over your junk beforehand.
It’s like regular rape, but spicier….
Damnit JC you beat me.
You compliment him on how pretty his mouth is, then politely ask him to squeal like a pig. It’s actually quite loving.
Check out Bob Wayne and his song Mack. All about a truck driving meth snorting blue collard true american hero…. there are plenty of artists that are anything but this trashy pop that is labeled country for god knows what reason. Thank goodness for organizations such as Saving Country Music, Hillgrass Bluebilly, and Muddyroots Music. Justin Bieber wins a CMT Award… wtf were they thinking…
Could the music industry suck any worse?
I think he has a cute ass.
It’s getting to be that Country Music has an awards show every month.
He looks like a dyke.
Jesus, slap a dress and a wig on this kid and he’d be prettier than Taylor Swift. No wonder pedophiles go to his concerts.
Wait, he’s wearing an ACT UP shirt?
http://www.actupny.org/
woah
haha wtf
Um, why’s he wearing an “Act Up” shirt?
So country has gone from “Red Necks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer” to pasty-faced Canadian doofuses? I blame Shania Twain. Now all the Canadian girls are trying to do country music.
Why doesn’t someone tell him that he looks gay. How does his girlfriend handle dating someone who looks like this?
$$$$$
And also, he may look like a Barbie Doll, but this is in fact advertised as a 17 yo boy. It’s possible. The vast majority of 17 yo boys are quite vigorously interested in sex & some might actually care about providing some pleasure to their hot piece of ass partner.
Just theories. Perhaps money and/or sex have nothing to do with it.
He looks 8-10-12 years old in this pic.
I wasn’t aware that wearing an ACT UP (AIDS Coalition To Unleash Power) T-shirt was looking like you’re “trying to fit in at the BET Awards.”
sshhh… you’ll ruin their racist narrative
It’s the backwards hat and earrings
Gayer than 9 guys sucking 8 d*cks.
He would be real popular in prison
What’s with the fucking chest buttons? Hey Justin, that shit was lame in the 80s, douchebag!
Damn it must be terrible to be born an androgynous hermaphrodite. Why try to push your fairy tale religion on us. The people of Earth should put this anal archaeologist, Kirk Cameron, & Tim Tebow in a submarine & sink the f*cker in the arctic! Or send him to the Phillipines to be a prostitute. and send me Selena G. The government should crack down on these jesus freaks like they do smokers. No preaching in public places & billboards & the like.
Before his haircut he looked like Kim Darby from the original True Grit!
except for breasts
Well, his hat does seem to imply that he’s ready to take balls to the face.
This just in – Justin Bieber to perform at the Guerneville, CA Bear and Squirrel weekend.
Isn’t Bieber at the CMT’s like getting a dollop of vanilla ice cream in your vanilla frozen yogurt…it’s still all pretty bland.
Who’s the girl?
Why can’t the rest of the world overdose on this little shit like we did so very long ago?
In all seriousness, how much does he look like Selena Gomez in this picture?
Wow! His parents gave him permission to pierce his ears!
I’m so confused…isn’t this Lohan’s new lesbian girlfriend?
pretty. oh wait..shit!!
Glen Quagmire: “Oh god. Oh my god. I’ve got all these magazines. Oh god.”
He’s beautiful but like really beautiful. You’re all jealous
they say we are most attracted to those that look most like us… he looks like selena gomez in this photo.
Hillary Swank
um ur an asshole..he is not gay so stfu and stop hating