Justin Bieber Was at The CMT Awards?

June 9th, 2011 // 53 Comments

Apparently you can just rent this kid for the night. If only Michael were alive to see this…

Justin Bieber recently recorded a song with Youth Pastors in Eyeliner Rascall Flatts which necessitated his attendance at last night’s CMT Awards, so of course, he showed up looking like a white kid trying to fit in at the BET Awards which should go over awesome with the target audience. Listen, I know country music listeners, I’m goddamn surrounded by them, and if one of their daughters’ brought this kid home, they’d send her to a convent for bringing a “homasexual” into their house. Not to mention he’s Canadian and took a (justified) dump on our health care system, so I can only wonder was Obama busy last night? It’s like the producers sat around trying to think of ways to piss off everyone watching at home. I mean, Christ, Ludacris was there! And not ironically. Did LeVar Burton walk onstage and promote literacy? Because I feel like that’s going to be the next photo.

Photo: Getty

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  1. Hugh Gentry

    nice earrings homo.

  2. Cock Dr

    Look at those soft pink lips & lush lashes.
    I’ll bet she smells like strawberries.

    • OnTheRealThough

      Yea, this Lotso looking kid definitely looks like a cute dyke.

      *is glad he doesn’t have female-ish facial features*

  3. thanks shania, but no more canuks in country please.
    they tookur djurbs!

  4. The Critical Crassness

    Fish…no country fan would ever be upset by his/her daughter bringing a homosexual into their home…..they’d never call the little fruit a homosexual.
    The big question of the night regarding Fruitface was: “Where is your “beard”, Selena, so you can stage some more phony groping pictures for the paparazzi?”

  5. alex

    I had no idea she was so attractive.

  6. vitobonespur

    Omigod, you mean I could have seen “The Bieb” on tv last night? And to think I watched something entertaining instead. Oh dopey me!

    Actually I can’t stand that little piece of shit. However, I’m truly jealous that he’s banging Selena Gomez and I’m not. HEY, SELENA. I can eat pussy better than he can! Call me. Tell your friends.

    • Xeorad

      Banging Selena Gomez? Did you see that kid? His nuts haven’t even dropped yet. Sex is out of the question. However, when his nuts do drop his little birdie voice will be gone and so will his career.

  7. RoboZombie

    Emma Watson looks like shit here.

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    emma watson looks cute with those earrings…

  9. Country music went soft a long time ago. It’s just like what happened to rap, when it went from being about social issues to being about bling and booty. Now give me some of that good old fashioned gangsta, or, “posse” country music any day. It’s been too long since I heard an honest song about driving a truck, having sex with a cousin or cajun-raping a carpetbagging river rafter.

    • stratacat

      What’s “cajun-rape?”

    • dbaca

      Check out Bob Wayne and his song Mack. All about a truck driving meth snorting blue collard true american hero…. there are plenty of artists that are anything but this trashy pop that is labeled country for god knows what reason. Thank goodness for organizations such as Saving Country Music, Hillgrass Bluebilly, and Muddyroots Music. Justin Bieber wins a CMT Award… wtf were they thinking…

  10. Anonymous

    Could the music industry suck any worse?

  11. Toby Weymiller

    I think he has a cute ass.

  12. LJ

    It’s getting to be that Country Music has an awards show every month.

  13. Deacon Jones

    He looks like a dyke.

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    christipants
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, slap a dress and a wig on this kid and he’d be prettier than Taylor Swift. No wonder pedophiles go to his concerts.

  15. Durr

    Wait, he’s wearing an ACT UP shirt?

    http://www.actupny.org/

    woah

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    Ray Doggy Dogg
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, why’s he wearing an “Act Up” shirt?

  17. Crabby Old Guy

    So country has gone from “Red Necks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer” to pasty-faced Canadian doofuses? I blame Shania Twain. Now all the Canadian girls are trying to do country music.

  18. Barry

    Why doesn’t someone tell him that he looks gay. How does his girlfriend handle dating someone who looks like this?

    • Cock Dr

      $$$$$
      And also, he may look like a Barbie Doll, but this is in fact advertised as a 17 yo boy. It’s possible. The vast majority of 17 yo boys are quite vigorously interested in sex & some might actually care about providing some pleasure to their hot piece of ass partner.
      Just theories. Perhaps money and/or sex have nothing to do with it.

  19. Dr Ha-Ha

    He looks 8-10-12 years old in this pic.

  20. TomFrank

    I wasn’t aware that wearing an ACT UP (AIDS Coalition To Unleash Power) T-shirt was looking like you’re “trying to fit in at the BET Awards.”

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    Sweetmoses
    Commented on this photo:

    Gayer than 9 guys sucking 8 d*cks.

  22. Rudy

    He would be real popular in prison

  23. Pippy Longcockings

    What’s with the fucking chest buttons? Hey Justin, that shit was lame in the 80s, douchebag!

  24. Damn it must be terrible to be born an androgynous hermaphrodite. Why try to push your fairy tale religion on us. The people of Earth should put this anal archaeologist, Kirk Cameron, & Tim Tebow in a submarine & sink the f*cker in the arctic! Or send him to the Phillipines to be a prostitute. and send me Selena G. The government should crack down on these jesus freaks like they do smokers. No preaching in public places & billboards & the like.

  25. Before his haircut he looked like Kim Darby from the original True Grit!

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    Laluni
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, his hat does seem to imply that he’s ready to take balls to the face.

  27. Anthony

    This just in – Justin Bieber to perform at the Guerneville, CA Bear and Squirrel weekend.

  28. Isn’t Bieber at the CMT’s like getting a dollop of vanilla ice cream in your vanilla frozen yogurt…it’s still all pretty bland.

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    CrunchyCheeseTwists
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the girl?

  30. Why can’t the rest of the world overdose on this little shit like we did so very long ago?

  31. aristotrash

    In all seriousness, how much does he look like Selena Gomez in this picture?

  32. misha

    Wow! His parents gave him permission to pierce his ears!

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    bearandbu
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m so confused…isn’t this Lohan’s new lesbian girlfriend?

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    snarl
    Commented on this photo:

    pretty. oh wait..shit!!

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    thebeast
    Commented on this photo:

    Glen Quagmire: “Oh god. Oh my god. I’ve got all these magazines. Oh god.”

  36. Nancy

    He’s beautiful but like really beautiful. You’re all jealous

  37. kulit

    they say we are most attracted to those that look most like us… he looks like selena gomez in this photo.

  38. Suds

    Hillary Swank

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    Kelsey
    Commented on this photo:

    um ur an asshole..he is not gay so stfu and stop hating

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