Justin Bieber Can’t Stop Groping Selena Gomez

December 12th, 2011 // 68 Comments

“What did Michael always tell Usher, ‘Distract them then go in for the squeeze?’”

Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Washington D.C. over the weekend where Maplesus Christ was in town to serenade the president (into forming a one world government where maple syrup is the global currency and all must wear the mark of the Beast) and apparently act like a goddamn goose monster in front of America’s historical structures. Well, grabassery might sit well in Canada, but not in front of our most precious dick-shaped monuments. Taste hot Constitution, socialist! *throws Betsy Ross at monitor*

Photos: Splash News


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    Mel 'Buttons' Anderton
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    We should declare her wetlands off-limits to Canadians. You just know he’s had every one of her orifices, including her ear canals.

  2. I’d grope her too if I had the chance. She’s a little hottie.

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    adolf hitler
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    she wont feel this; she has no ass.

  4. Help

    He’s a pig.

  5. FruitLoop

    “You see Watson, by the placement of the hand at the very center of the butt crack, and the deep position on the forefingers, we can infer that young Justin is an ‘ass-man’. From my time in India, this is a tell-tale sign that he likes to put a finger up lady Gomez’s….rear, during intimacy.”

    • Northeast Pennsylvania Association of Scrapple Producers

      hey Sherlock, you forgot to factor in that bieber is gay. JBLTC.

  6. anthonyOA

    Tapping that like Fred Astaire.

  7. EricLr

    Who would’ve have thought that a 17-year-old boy would turn out to be a testosterone-blinded horndog?

  8. Alex

    This kid is such a fucking douche bag. I wish someone would hit him in the face with a shovel until the body stops twitching.

  9. The Royal Penis

    He’s so close to her anus. I wonder if he realizes that she’ll love him forever if he rubs her clit while gently fingering her rear.

  10. cc

    Is it irrational to want to kill someone because of their hat?

  11. Oh, look, Mother…our little boy is growing up.

  12. Bringbackbabalu

    Still don’t think he is getting any. She is using him for free press /the end

  13. Freebie

    He’s like a little boy with a new toy.

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    Dig in to that brown culo.

  15. Everything he learned about how to please a woman, he learned from bowling.

  16. Serena Perez

    He would look awesome if he worked out, Justin Bieber Body Builder. I guess he’s too lazy.

  17. Venom

    Well it is official, those hats are for flaming douchebags.

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    miss tight
    Commented on this photo:

    He said told the world she likes it up the butt. How low-key of him!

  19. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Grab Ass
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    Someone’s not a virgin anymore! (Make that two.)

  20. SSHGuru

    He’s supposedly been hitting that for a while now. Any normal man would not be that interested – therefore he’s gay.

  21. rican

    ***”If I leave my finger here long enough she’ll appreciate me more. It has to be true, Usher told me.”***

  22. Jay

    The Canada Goose is the national symbol, you know.

  23. Can’t blame the kid.
    I mean I CAN and I DO blame him for a plethora of things, but not this.

  24. Nada

    Everyone gives little lesbeaver shit for being all over his girlfriend. Well, I’ve got to give it up for the dude; he’s obviously not gay, and his girlfriend is one hot little piece of ass. And, from all accounts, a sweet girl as well.

    Don’t let her go, dude; you’ll never have another one like her. Ever.

  25. Cpm

    As much as I don’t like him, you certainly can’t blame him.

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    Yoda Mann
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    Be honest. You would, too.

  27. death

    you assholes at the superficial are going to be shot after we sue you – fuck your mothers

  28. forrest gump

    BeeWeeBieber’s mom decides when it is time for her son to “Meet” her vagina, folks!!

  29. McDermott

    And this is the Obama weapon to win in 2012? LMFAO!!!!!

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    Commented on this photo:

    Alright we get it, Bieber. You’re pretending not to be gay.

    • Justin Bieber's BIGGEST FAN IN HISTORY!

      you little bitch. just because you aint as good as him dont mean you gotta be mean. how wold you like it if people called you gay

      • bieberisgay

        he probably is gay.. but I agree, Justin is gay, and all you whiny little bitches who “love him” only want the fame/money…

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    class overdose

  32. Peter Wood

    She’ll dump him when it dawns on her she’s dating Vanilla Ice 2.0

  33. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Grab Ass
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    selena is the lucky girl on earth i wish i will date justin beiber big fan of both singers

  34. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Grab Ass
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    He’s taking her battery pack off….

  35. I can’t wait for the Justin Bieber True Hollywood Story in a few years: “Teenage superstar got addicted to sex, drugs, and became the poster boy for STDS.”
    Sounds like a fun watch…

  36. spyke

    Selena make that little jerk treat you with more respect. the little bastard knows the paps are watching and he grabs your bum in public? No. As for all your pigs the girl is barely 19, don’t talk about her like she is some little piece of meat.

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    Doesn’t look like he is grabbing her ass in this pic… looks like he is grabbing something else.

  38. elizabeth vedder

    This is nice. I hope they are happy together.Congrats Salena and Justin!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo;)

  39. elizabeth vedder

    Justin Bieber DOES work out you ass

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    future mrs.bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    she got no ass her ass is flat like a pancake so why would he grab her ugly,flay ass

    • Justin Bieber's BIGGEST FAN IN HISTORY!


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    future mrs.bieber
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    fyi who ever thinks justins gay think twice huns cuz the only one dats gay is YA!!!!!!!!!!:P

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    WTF kind of shoes are those. Must be special moon boots they give to retarded kids.

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    angela payne
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    verry nice pitcher guys love your sweater justin

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    angela payne
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    hi justin and selena love this photo you lboth look verry happy together love your scarf selena and also love your sweater justin

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