“What did Michael always tell Usher, ‘Distract them then go in for the squeeze?’”
Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Washington D.C. over the weekend where Maplesus Christ was in town to serenade the president (into forming a one world government where maple syrup is the global currency and all must wear the mark of the Beast) and apparently act like a goddamn goose monster in front of America’s historical structures. Well, grabassery might sit well in Canada, but not in front of our most precious dick-shaped monuments. Taste hot Constitution, socialist! *throws Betsy Ross at monitor*
Photos: Splash News
We should declare her wetlands off-limits to Canadians. You just know he’s had every one of her orifices, including her ear canals.
I’d grope her too if I had the chance. She’s a little hottie.
Many believe you’re not maple-ly enough to live vicariously though the Biebs. It’s downright impious.
They are perfect together. I hope they have babies soon and TallMatch.net was amazing.
I suddenly have more respect for him. He’s a horny teen with a hot girlfriend.
she wont feel this; she has no ass.
He’s a pig.
She has no ass
who are you comparing her to? nicky minaj? a hippo? she`s got an amazing ass, for christs sake! to me its her best asset!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/selena-gomez-sunbathing-topless-for-the-most-part/0801-selena-gomez-topless-06
“You see Watson, by the placement of the hand at the very center of the butt crack, and the deep position on the forefingers, we can infer that young Justin is an ‘ass-man’. From my time in India, this is a tell-tale sign that he likes to put a finger up lady Gomez’s….rear, during intimacy.”
hey Sherlock, you forgot to factor in that bieber is gay. JBLTC.
Tapping that like Fred Astaire.
Who would’ve have thought that a 17-year-old boy would turn out to be a testosterone-blinded horndog?
This.
This kid is such a fucking douche bag. I wish someone would hit him in the face with a shovel until the body stops twitching.
This, please, now!
He’s so close to her anus. I wonder if he realizes that she’ll love him forever if he rubs her clit while gently fingering her rear.
Selena’s ass is like bean dip. You just can’t get enough of it.
Don’t worry, Bieber knows. It’s what she likes, too.
I’d finger her little asshole, followed by licking her little asshole, followed by fucking the living shit out of her little asshole,followed by spraying my gooey load all over her little asshole!
Is it irrational to want to kill someone because of their hat?
The heart wants what it wants.
hahahahahah
Oh, look, Mother…our little boy is growing up.
Still don’t think he is getting any. She is using him for free press /the end
Yeah, but she actually kisses him…ewwww!
He’s like a little boy with a new toy.
Dig in to that brown culo.
Everything he learned about how to please a woman, he learned from bowling.
Just like every good man should.
I always felt uncertain of those two fingers. Thx for reinforcing my suspicion.
-remaining-two fingers
He would look awesome if he worked out, Justin Bieber Body Builder. I guess he’s too lazy.
He DOES work out, so huney get your facks strait bitch
Well it is official, those hats are for flaming douchebags.
He said told the world she likes it up the butt. How low-key of him!
Someone’s not a virgin anymore! (Make that two.)
He’s supposedly been hitting that for a while now. Any normal man would not be that interested – therefore he’s gay.
***”If I leave my finger here long enough she’ll appreciate me more. It has to be true, Usher told me.”***
The Canada Goose is the national symbol, you know.
Can’t blame the kid.
I mean I CAN and I DO blame him for a plethora of things, but not this.
Everyone gives little lesbeaver shit for being all over his girlfriend. Well, I’ve got to give it up for the dude; he’s obviously not gay, and his girlfriend is one hot little piece of ass. And, from all accounts, a sweet girl as well.
Don’t let her go, dude; you’ll never have another one like her. Ever.
As much as I don’t like him, you certainly can’t blame him.
Be honest. You would, too.
you assholes at the superficial are going to be shot after we sue you – fuck your mothers
Is that you Justin? Would you autograph my used condom please?
you are a discusting perve
BeeWeeBieber’s mom decides when it is time for her son to “Meet” her vagina, folks!!
And this is the Obama weapon to win in 2012? LMFAO!!!!!
Alright we get it, Bieber. You’re pretending not to be gay.
you little bitch. just because you aint as good as him dont mean you gotta be mean. how wold you like it if people called you gay
he probably is gay.. but I agree, Justin is gay, and all you whiny little bitches who “love him” only want the fame/money…
class overdose
She’ll dump him when it dawns on her she’s dating Vanilla Ice 2.0
selena is the lucky girl on earth i wish i will date justin beiber big fan of both singers
He’s taking her battery pack off….
I can’t wait for the Justin Bieber True Hollywood Story in a few years: “Teenage superstar got addicted to sex, drugs, and became the poster boy for STDS.”
Sounds like a fun watch…
Selena make that little jerk treat you with more respect. the little bastard knows the paps are watching and he grabs your bum in public? No. As for all your pigs the girl is barely 19, don’t talk about her like she is some little piece of meat.
Doesn’t look like he is grabbing her ass in this pic… looks like he is grabbing something else.
This is nice. I hope they are happy together.Congrats Salena and Justin!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo;)
Justin Bieber DOES work out you ass
she got no ass her ass is flat like a pancake so why would he grab her ugly,flay ass
GIRL DONT EVEN TRY TO BE HIS GIRL. YOU CANT DO NOTHING SO STOP DREAMING AND IF YOU REALLY SUPPORT HIM YOUD BE HAPPY FOR HIM. ITS NOT AS IF YOU HAD A CHANCE WITH HIM ANY WAY
Who are you to even say that??
fyi who ever thinks justins gay think twice huns cuz the only one dats gay is YA!!!!!!!!!!:P
WTF kind of shoes are those. Must be special moon boots they give to retarded kids.
verry nice pitcher guys love your sweater justin
hi justin and selena love this photo you lboth look verry happy together love your scarf selena and also love your sweater justin