Dear Mom & Dad,
As part of my job today, I willingly, if not enthusiastically, made publicly available a photo of an 18-year-old boy’s butt crack in hopes of generating pageviews from prepubescent girls and perverts in general thus creating the advertising revenue needed to finance my salary. So at this time, I want you to know that I no longer harbor any ill will toward you for not paying for my college education. Talk about incredible forethought on your part. “He’ll just sit around all day posting butts to the Internet,” you probably said. And how, for the record.
Love,
Your Son
#whatushersaw
Justin Bieber is an assclown.
I genuinely mistook him for Chris Brown. RiRi and BiBi?
Hi, i’m 18 and so is my IQ.
Open for business!
” Hey Bieb’s”….. adam lamber called & wanted to know if you have plans for dinner”…….
First marijuana, now crack…slippery slope my friend.
I knew that he would have a cute butt :o)
I can’t wait for the new ads to appear on this site: acne cream, hair spray, lip gloss, and Russian rent-a-beard contracts.
“White men can’t moon…”
(and he’s not a man, either)
It’s like a withdrawal from Usher’s spank-bank.
“No, show us on the DOLL where Usher touched you, Justin, use the doll.”
Must not click on article. Must not click on article. DAMN! How did I get here. Damn you Fish and your black magic!… Must not click on picture…
Dang I was expecting a tramp stamp that reads “Scooter’s booty”
And here we have Justin’s Bieber’s high school year book picture for Future Plumber’s of America.
His manager must have told him that this will improve his “street cred”.
Sesame Street cred.
He’s Fucking Chris Brown…No really hes FUCKING Chris Brown!
That’s not his ass crack. It’s his pussy.
Fuck, that’s nothing. Get Selena to flash some crack and then I’ll be impressed. Preferably the front crack.
Obviously, SELENA GOMEZ can’t satisfy him like his BOY TOYS can…
He obviously thought the photographer was Usher.
He is an asshole. Nobody gives a shit !!! :P
Now that is a poundable ass, said by every pedo and perv on the ‘net.
now you know this is going up on all the gay websites!