After giving the Bible Belt a coronary by appearing on the CMT Awards, the genre chameleon known as Justin Bieber was at last night’s BET Awards because apparently there’s nothing more street than a Canadian pop singer who looks like My Buddy. Then again, he is Usher‘s Cracker Frankenstein, thinks being gay is a choice and already has a baby mama. If he likes grape drink, we’ll have to start assuming he has a giant penis which, for the record, I already made some sketches of I’m not comfortable with.
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Douche blanca.
“Cracker Frankenstein” is a nice turn of phrase…
Damn it! We’re losing the country!
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I love how he tilts his glasses down to look over then with both hands.
Either he is really ambidextrous or he has been practicing that in the mirror for a long time.
BTW: Go away beiber, please!
nice rainbow kerchief, f-word douche
I cannot tell which is more douchey, the rainbow kerchief or the denim vest.
Maybe BET just needs a token Canadian friend. And in that case, Bieber is totally a better choice than the only other option, Celine Dion, cuz I don’t think there are any other Canadians besides those two, right? Oh wait, Avril Lavigne, but she was busy this week.
Pretty sure some of the best musicians/bands come out of Canada. Unfortunately the ones that have the most name recognition suckballs. (Drake, Justin Bieber) I also personally apologize for Nickleback.
Drake?
Yes?
Well, Rick James and Jimi Hendrix lived in Canada…but they are dead. How about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson? His father’s from Nova Scotia and he played football in the CFL (for a very short time).
“I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.”
alright jeff ross
N plz!
I don’t see any problem here, Usher is just bringin’ along his Ho for the awards. He’ll be pimping little Beiber out after the show!
if these were the olden times, I’d offer up Bieber as a virgin sacrifice to keep the weather deities happy.
as can seen here. Justin Bieber is happy that last Saturday he can get married in the state of New
York when he reaches 18.
I carried around a technicolor handkerchief in my denim jacket pocket when I was 14 too. Granted that was 1988, but like Beiber, I was masturbating furiously during that time and needed something to clean up.
Also my bracelet was one of those slap things rather than beads.
What color was the handkerchief before you started using it to clean up your spooge?
What a joke, he’s such a poser. The 80′s ended a long time ago. Might want to update your style.
Let’s examine this a little more closely in context.
Guest: Justn Bieber
Venue: BET Awards
Black: Nope.
Entertainment: Certainly not.
Network: I’ll give them this one, albeit grudgingly.
So, why was he there again?
Because BET sucks ass. No self respecting black person watches most of the shit they put on there.
Being gay is a choice. You have the choice of sucking dick or killing yourself.
God this kids a DOUCHE
He is now…when he started out he was okay. I wasn’t a fan or anything, but then again I wasn’t his target audience…not by a long shot. However, he’s being coached to look and act hip to an extent that he’s almost become a spoof of an adult r&b or rap singer.
His next release is going to be a cover of ‘Straight outta Compton’.
I can only imagine showing up at the BET Awards which is full of thugs in that gay ass outfit with the even gayer scarf tucked into your pocket and all those black dudes just laughing at you because you sell ladies perfume and nail polish.
I can’t believe they just did not start making fun of him on stage.
He is lucky he picked one of the baddest and hottest beards on the planet.
It’s not grape drink. It’s orange soda and sunflower seeds.
“…who looks like My Buddy” THAT’S the funniest Bieber description I’ve ever heard and it’s so true!! LMFAO!!
This is what I’m calling him from this day onward.
Since when did BET start standing for Bicurious Effeminate Teenyboppers?
I fucking hate this kid. Like pure hatred.
Being gay is a choice…..just like everything else in life.
Dwarf
hes like 5’7 i thinks thats normal
Mark of sunglasses ?