Georgia O’Keefe, anyone?
If you haven’t heard by now, Justin Bieber was reportedly “attacked” outside of Macy’s yesterday in the middle of a massive riot because apparently parents just let their 11-year-old daughters roam the streets of New York. Anyway, the situation turn out to be a simple misunderstanding with an undercover cop which I knew when I wrote that headline, but middle schoolers count as traffic, too. Cha-ching! TMZ reports:
Bieber was signing autographs outside of Macy’s when the crowd became unruly … and a plainclothes police officer rushed to help the singer.
Problem is — Bieber didn’t know the guy was a cop — so when the cop got close to Justin … Bieber got defensive thinking he was a crazy fan. A member of Bieber’s security team immediately grabbed the cop and tried to pull him away.
The cop quickly identified himself — and cited the security team member for disorderly conduct.
In the end, everyone kissed and made up over autographs which proves Justin Bieber’s security is fucking clown shoes. Because, seriously, an undercover cop? That’s exactly what I’d a pedophile would say. “NYPD, listen up. You need to secure this perimeter and get that package to a secure location immediately. Now, there’s a van just around the corner with an airbrushed clown on the side, but we gotta move quick. *kicks hissing eight-year-old in the braces* Choppers! Choppers! We need choppers! GET THAT BOY TO THE VAN.”
WARNING: Audio is NSFW.
Photos: Splash News
Please make it stop.
Go away kid, I cant stand the site of you any longer.
in picture 2 that picture poster of him that he’s standing in front of looks like it says “SO GAY”
Ha! It totally does.
He should have been shot down like in CSI. That scene was amazing.
Irrrelevant. Even if they succeeded, as the prophecies dictate the maple christ would exude himself from tree sap in Toronto 40 days later.
Those shoes make me want to curb stomp chris brown.
pink frankenstein boots? hocking perfume called someday? as in some day you’ll grow a hair on it
How did the Biebs manage to get the wheels off of his Barbie Roller Blades? SICK!
….That video was so so lame.
I thoroughly enjoyed the commentary by Seth Rogen myself.
It was probably some guy that was sick to death of spending his hard earned money buying his daughter fucking nail polish and perfume. I am BEYOND sick of this stupid greedy shit. He gets more arrogant every day.
Amen!
Those are the gayest fucking shoes ever and anyone that wears shoes like that is fucking gay too.
Not to mention being a dude and selling perfume, that is about as fucking gay as you can possibly get.
He would look more hetero if he were wearing Uggs & Knee pads with man sauce all over his shirt while holding a trophy that reads “Most Gay Looking”
…I think you mean “Someone Tried To Crucify Justin!!!!!!!!!”
You know that’s the problem with been plainclothes or undercover, real security would have put a bullet in his head before he could have said shit to them or identified himself.
Yeah, security is going to instantly shoot a guy in the head in a public place with thousands of kids around. Any security with half a brain would attempt to defuse the situation before it escalated that far.
Try releasing some of the pressure in that thick fucking skull of yours.
holy relax asshole
In my perfect world they would, that would be the point of having security!
@ tits
- Holy welcome to the Internet batman. I LOVE people telling others to relax on the Internet. Every SINGLE blog, forum, thread, whatever has people swearing at each other on the entire Internet. And here comes tits to stop it all with “holy relax asshole”. Yep, good luck with that little fella.
Apparently even doing up velcro shoes is too complicated for him
I was wondering why his mommy didn’t do that for him.
Oh, and $55 a bottle to smell like the maple christ? Fucking hell!
Let me get this straight. The security were doing their job and the officer who was in street clothes who should have identified himself from the outset charges the bodyguard? What an asshole.
S’up, bitches. Everyone keeps snickering at my bottle and saying Eau du Vag, but I have no idea what that’s about. S’up?
LOVED the Georgia O’Keefe reference! Cracked me up! Thanks
the perfume bottle is a replica of bieber’s blooming vagina. seriously, they look like labias.
So he’s hawking a perfume…with a vagina on top of it…while wearing pink boots.
at risk of falling back on an overused meme…Hetero: You’re doing it wrong.
It’s about time!
Marty McFly called. He wants his shoes back.
I am so glad someone else thought they looked like props from Back To The Future.
He doesn’t deserve to be KILLED for wearing those shoes. Just seriously molested.
So sick of this kid.
I would pay good money to be able to slap the shit out of this useless little twit.
I totally thought I was going to win the office Dead Pool on this one. Arrrgggggg!
Blame Canada!
After Selena gave me her flower here, I gave her the shocker.
i hope it was someone from marc jacobs’ crew. that bottle is a complete fucking rip off of his perfume bottle.
This kid has been hanging out with Usher too long. It’s only black guys that don’t have to smile for pictures, not little white pop stars.
Why do the people filming sound like bert and ernie?
I am so ready for this effeminate little douchebag to take a hard fall.
DUI, drug bust, caught with tranny strippers, impregnating the housekeeper; any of these would suit me fine. Enough already.
that wont happen…justin has surrounded himself with curtain people so he doesnt end up like the next lindsey lohan..and im pretty sure he wont…so stop hoping and get a life
What’s with the vagina spray?
it’s a douche selling douche, makes perfect sense
Holy hell. Touche!
Great Scott! Justin could conceivably encounter her future self! The consequences of that could be disastrous!
that kid is such a dweeb
Seems apropos that he looks like a little lesbian and his perfume looks like multiple vaginas unfolding.
“Someday my prince will come,” Snow White sang in the forest, right before she was mugged by the King of Tweens, who made off with her pretty rose-red boots, rose-red watch, and mutant rose-capped chamber pot.
Someone didn’t try hard enough
“Do or do not, there is no try.”
Why is he ripping off Marc Jacobs Lola perfume bottle? LAME-O
As a Canadian I feel it’s my responsibility to apologize profusely to the world at large for the sick twisted illness that is this Bieber kid. Sorry world.
It = Justina’s vagina.
Oops! This reply ended up in the completely wrong place! I was talking to Dude.dude about growing hair on it. And we don’t blame you guys! We blame Usher!
Justin’s Beaver.
Nah, blame the Americans who gave him a record deal.
I personally blame YouTube.
That’s a cute bottle. So let’s see if I got this right, they made the bottle top from a mould of the Bieb’s lady lips, and when you spray some of the fragrance it’s like Bieb’s done a sex squirt on you!
I think they need to package that scent in something more effeminate, like…um, some help here?
A real life vagina?
They tried but Justin refused to take off his panties.
a unicorn bottle?
Gee. Great video. Try to make it a little harder to see next time you douchebags.
“Do or do not there is no try.”
350pt. bonus for the O’Keefe reference.
Ahhh—- A teenage lesbian professing her love for vaginally shaped inanimate objects– Rosie O’Donald must be so proud….Artofwar
You know I always wonder about guys like you that need to sign your name at the end of your comments.
I can see you name is the fucking Artofwar, it is right there at the top of your comment.
Hi, my name’s Venom, it’s nice to meet you……..Venom
@ Venom
Hahahaha. Yeah, he’s so proud of his name he wants to include it several times. Bet this dude drives a car with either a really loud car system or really large rims or both – 90% chance.
he doesn’t know how to tie his velcro shoe.
Well, Fish, you took my joke in that last paragraph, you clever sonofabitch! Fun Fact: Georgia O’Keefe was painting vaginas the whole time.
You think the shoes are bad…his probably underwear matches them. Canada should be very proud of their native son or is it “daughter”?
Does that picture poster of him that he’s standing in front of say “SO GAY”???
HAHAHHAHAHAH!
too bad bieber didnt get kicked in his vagina
Justin Bieber is so out of touch with reality he thinks adult men make up his fanbase. No wonder Letterman was so crotchety the other day; Bieber probably surprised Dave by autographing his desk.
BIEBER: “Maybe someday you’ll make it big on YouTube too! Love, The Bieb”
DAVE: You don’t know who I am, do you…
“Someone Tried To Kill Justin!!!!!!!!!”
This proves that if you want it done right, you have to hire a professional!
but his mom is a “Secret” ninja, folks.
SO PLEASE STAY CALM………..