Someone Tried To Kill Justin!!!!!!!!!

Georgia O’Keefe, anyone?

If you haven’t heard by now, Justin Bieber was reportedly “attacked” outside of Macy’s yesterday in the middle of a massive riot because apparently parents just let their 11-year-old daughters roam the streets of New York. Anyway, the situation turn out to be a simple misunderstanding with an undercover cop which I knew when I wrote that headline, but middle schoolers count as traffic, too. Cha-ching! TMZ reports:

Bieber was signing autographs outside of Macy’s when the crowd became unruly … and a plainclothes police officer rushed to help the singer.
Problem is — Bieber didn’t know the guy was a cop — so when the cop got close to Justin … Bieber got defensive thinking he was a crazy fan. A member of Bieber’s security team immediately grabbed the cop and tried to pull him away.
The cop quickly identified himself — and cited the security team member for disorderly conduct.

In the end, everyone kissed and made up over autographs which proves Justin Bieber’s security is fucking clown shoes. Because, seriously, an undercover cop? That’s exactly what I’d a pedophile would say. “NYPD, listen up. You need to secure this perimeter and get that package to a secure location immediately. Now, there’s a van just around the corner with an airbrushed clown on the side, but we gotta move quick. *kicks hissing eight-year-old in the braces* Choppers! Choppers! We need choppers! GET THAT BOY TO THE VAN.”


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