Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Was A Belieber
Before this weekend, if you had asked me what’s the worst thing Justin Bieber’s ever done to a woman, I would’ve said raped Mariah Yeater then used his power and influence to destroy her in the press by making it look like the resulting baby was her drug addict ex-boyfriend’s. Except that was then and this is now. Via the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam:
Yesterday night Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House, together with his friends and guards. Fans were waiting outside to see a glimpse of him. He stayed more than an hour in the museum. In our guestbook he wrote: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
Sure, Anne Frank was cool and all, being a martyr and everything, writing that super long diary about the Holocaust (They didn’t have Twitter back then? Just sayin’.) that everyone’s all like, “Yo, I read this book in high school. Fucked my shit up.” But maybe she’d be even more dope if she loved “Baby,” you know? Or if she beliebed enough to write stupid shit on a museum’s Facebook page then threatened to stab other chicks who think they’re my girlfriend when she for real knows we’re meant for each other. I dunno, maybe that’s just me always lookin’ for the positive and seein’ the best in everybody. One love, y’all.
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