Justin Bieber Wishes Anne Frank Was A Belieber

April 15th, 2013 // 57 Comments
'Let Me Go Vroom, Bitch!'
Justin Bieber Fight Paparazzi London
You Won't Like Justin Bieber When He's Angry Read More »

Before this weekend, if you had asked me what’s the worst thing Justin Bieber‘s ever done to a woman, I would’ve said raped Mariah Yeater then used his power and influence to destroy her in the press by making it look like the resulting baby was her drug addict ex-boyfriend’s. Except that was then and this is now. Via the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam:

Yesterday night Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House, together with his friends and guards. Fans were waiting outside to see a glimpse of him. He stayed more than an hour in the museum. In our guestbook he wrote: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

Sure, Anne Frank was cool and all, being a martyr and everything, writing that super long diary about the Holocaust (They didn’t have Twitter back then? Just sayin’.) that everyone’s all like, “Yo, I read this book in high school. Fucked my shit up.” But maybe she’d be even more dope if she loved “Baby,” you know? Or if she beliebed enough to write stupid shit on a museum’s Facebook page then threatened to stab other chicks who think they’re my girlfriend when she for real knows we’re meant for each other. I dunno, maybe that’s just me always lookin’ for the positive and seein’ the best in everybody. One love, y’all.

Photos: Splash News

superficial

  1. mimi

    This is sick, Anne would totally have been a Directioner

  2. ASSHOLE

    I hate to belieber the point, but I did Nazi this coming

  3. Justin Bieber
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m in the Luftwaffe, yo!”

  4. alex

    I can’t wait to see his comment in the Birkenau guest book….”nice digs, too bad those skinny tenants didn’t get to wear hi-tops….it’s inhuman, yo.”

  5. I’d like to think Anne Frank would have had better taste, both in music and in people.

    • “It is too bad that we can no longer listen to music, as I miss hearing Frank Sinatra. He really made me go weak in the knees. I hear his voice whenever I put on my bobby socks.” – The Diary of a Young Girl: The ‘Lost’ Version

  6. What a narcissistic, completely self-absorbed prick.

  7. Cock Dr

    For someone who performs “music” for a living this pop diva is completely tone deaf.

  8. Swearin

    Maybe Bieber just relates to Anne Frank, as one scared young girl trying to escape all the haters, to another.

  9. cc

    The sun shines out of Bieber’s ass…or at least when Usher’s not around.

  10. Can a person be a bigger cunt that him?

  11. We’re cool, America. You can keep him. PLEASE, keep him.
    Sincerly, Canada.

    • Mitch

      Dear Canada,

      We don’t want him here anymore so can you please pick him up and take him home at your earliest convenience? Please take Celine Dion and Jim Carrey with you as well.

      • Nonnie Moose

        Take him back and we just *might* be willing to forgive you for that whole Loverboy thing.

        Otherwise I think it might just be time for the Joint Chiefs to dust off the plans for Operation Leafblower.

  12. I think Anne had more concerning issues like being deported to a “Labour camp” which just happens to have gas chambers and cremation? A Belieber, what does that mean? A follower of a Canadian sugar pop singer whose voice hasn’t cracked to an adult voice who can be made to cry on call by a Latina babe calling him names……Fucken little Hitler-Jugend cunt!

    • There are no other “issues” more important to this douchebag than making sure everything he comes in contact with is viewed through the wonderfulness of his own self-reference – and making sure no one else (who had the misfortune to be born before he came on the scene) has any measure of importance in their own right without usurping their accomplishments or experiences for his own glory. See, the world really didn’t fully exist before his self-entitled not-so-little ego came along, so he’s really just helpfully putting it in context and letting us mere mortals have the privilege of seeing that pre-Bieber wasteland through his eyes.

    • As someone pointed out in his radio show last night, Anne Frank collected photos and articles of her favorite movie stars, much like many other teenage girls of her day. The Anne Frank House that Bieber had just visited still has up the photos she taped to her walls. Yes, she was a Holocaust victim—but reducing her to nothing more than a Holocaust victim is completely unfair to her memory. She was also a teenage girl with typical teenage pursuits, and it’s hardly unfathomable that if she were a young girl alive today, she’d like the crappy pop music the rest of her teen cohort likes.

      All that being said, Bieber’s still a self-centered douche for writing what he did. And everything justifiable wrote above me.

      • To say that Anne is famous just for dying in the Holocaust is to really miss the point – we know almost nothing of her experiences in the camps, and certainly have none of her words on her last days in Auschwitz and Belsen-Bergen. It’s her life and the words she left behind celebrating it that brought her to the world’s attention – the tragedy is that all that wonderful potential was lost to the world through the workings of an insane regime dedicated to exterminating “vermin” like her to better a mythical ‘Master Race’.

        The title of the book is The Diary of a Young Girl, and it lives up to its billing: “Kitty” reveals that Anne is often shallow, petty, silly and immature, with all the annoying melodramatic imperfections that hormonal, adolescent girls display. It’s seeing Anne grow from that self-centered preteen that we’ve all been in one form or other, into a young woman of depth and feeling – and doing it in an attic while the adult world goes to fucking hell around her that speaks – in some aspect or other – to almost all of us. She had her favorite books and music, her movie star crushes and passions – so yes, she was very human. And Bieber’s preening need to forcibly shoehorn himself into her world and batten onto her far-too-brief teen life ike a vampire in order to make his own pissant achievements seem far more relevant than they are, is what’s pretty fucking scummy.

        While Hitler would NOT have been a Belieber (his taste in music ran to Beethoven and Wagner – hey, anything to reinforce the heroic Aryan ideal), you can be bloody fucking sure that Eva Braun would have had his poster on her wall. And Goebbels also would have represented, since the Propaganda Ministry’s band, Charlie and His Orchestra, produced some of the all-time shittiest lyrics ever to come out of 1940′s Europe.

  13. Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m gonna go GET Anne Frank, and prove she’s a Belieber, yo!”

  14. Kodos

    Wonder how the Beebs would have put up with being prison-inked with his ID number and then herded to the gas chambers. “..one love.. hey, hey.. it smells funny in here.. this isn’t my fragrance!.. .. AHHHHGH!”

    Summer at Auschwitz!

  15. Pretty doubtful that Anne Frank would suddenly embrace nazism, based on some overly produced bubblegum pop music.

  16. lubug

    Freaking idiot!!!! Thank god my teenage daughter and her friends hate this moron. Joke is on him. He will never grow up to be a real man. Just a tiny little insect version!

  17. Look, I hate Nazis as much as the next guy, but now that we’re talking about it you have to admit they were pretty damn swaggy.

    • The fuckers ruined lightning bolt deaths head insignia and leather trench coats for everyone.

      • You can thank Hugo Boss for those snappy Third Reich togs – it’s a sad fact of life that tunics, jodhpurs and jackboots are always going to look better and be more authoritative than an Eisenhower jackets and pleated pants ensemble- it just made everyone’s ass look huge.

  18. Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think I have ever seen more accurate artistic representation of what a real life Gobot would look like.

  19. Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s sad when even Michael Jackson is wretching in grave of a nubile boy doing a crotch thrust in his honor.

  20. Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    Did someone say free Capri Suns back stage?

  21. One good thing came of this, we’re all talking about Anne Frank.

    Hopefully her story will reach more people now, but Biebers still a prick.

  22. Since today’s topic is assholes and the holocaust, here’s my contribution:

    What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
    A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven!

  23. Idiot remark. Bieber must be Volksdouche.

  24. Rocker

    I really want to kick this little shit’s ass!

  25. anonym

    he thinks just because he’s been working out, he can beat people up?

    Very cocky for a little dick like him

  26. Vera

    I honestly couldn’t care less about this. It’s just unbelievable, how people can get butthurt over everything, especially if it involves race, religion, or a dead person.

Leave A Comment