Julia Roberts Names Twins

20041129_juliaroberts.jpgJulia Roberts gave birth to twins early Sunday morning to her husband of two years Danny Moder. In typical celebrity fashion, she decided to do away with any semblance of normality and named her children Hazel Patricia and Phinnaeus Walter. Seriously? Phinnaeus Walter? I don’t think anybody has ever had the name Phinnaeus ever in the history of real life. That’s the kind of name you read about in story books about old cobblers and talking mice. All this time I figured Julia Roberts to be somewhat of a regular person but now I know the horrible truth. Just once I’d like a celebrity to not be completely insane.

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