I’m pretty sure Julia Roberts didn’t get a nose job, but I can’t figure out how I could have gone this long without noticing how incredibly gigantic her nose is. She was spotted leaving the Bernard B. Jacobs Theater after a performance of her Broadway play “Three Days of Rain” and judging by the picture I can only assume she was off to buy a flying broomstick. And maybe one of those big pointy hats. And a black cat. And anything else that would imply she’s turning into a witch, because clearly she’s turning into a witch.
Thanks to Tara for the tip, and for letting me spread rumors that we totally did it in the bathroom.
Nothing like cleaning the old woodwork when you’re strung out and tweekin’. That and making scrapbooks of all the time you’ve spent writing posts for the Superficial. Long as I got my Vault, my lightbulb, and my 8-ball, I’ll be going through a lot of cardboard paper and paste.
Two words: Marilyn Manson
Haggard.
@51 Yummy. Paste is good. Especially if it’s the kind with the little orange stick that’s so handy for spreading.
Oh yeah, i’d hit it. With a metal pipe…
many, many times.
She looks like she just crawled out of Tom Cruise’ ass.
56 posts and no JR lovers to defend her inner beauty and how this is just a bad angle, lighting, zoom lens distortion, etc. photo?
Witch!
The best JR was Ashton K on SNL doing her with the twins and the horsehead laugh.
GAH! JR TOTALLY POKED MY EYES OUT! CAN’T SEE! Thank goodness I can type without looking :)
With that nose, she should have the strongest neck in show business.
Her nose is so big, she can actually smell the color yellow.
ya, what # 17 said….
She could probably slice vegatables with that nose.
I’d hit her, with a 2×4 right smack in the middle of the bitch’s face.
It
An apple my pretty?
Please no more close-ups of Julia Roberts, a little puke came up in my mouth…UGH!
If she could sing, she would be in “Wicked.”
she totally looks like alanis morrisette, that kind of fug…
anybody notice something strange about her forehead? how could she be smiling without her forehead moving?
it’s funny how she has HUGE crow’s feet but nary a forehead blemish, not even between the eyes…..
BOTOX! BOTOX! BOTOX!
she is such an idiot! botox is for close-ups! the nature of live theatre REQUIRES lots of large facial expressions. people in the back row need to see you act too.
she’s an idiot in that now she won’t even be able to move her eyebrows. basically she will only be able to smile, which, coincidentally, is her only skill.
i’m not sure what the play’s about, but my guess is that it depicts her trying on many whimsical hats.
#65-and she would give the makeup girl a break cause she’s ready to go on stage.
people have always said they loved Julia Roberts, but I have never seen it. Sandra Bullock is infinitely hotter than JR. Why cast Julia when you could have Sandy? Why cast Julia at all?
For a second there I felt a little bit bad about ripping on celebrities. But the moment passed.
I hate this bitch! Julia sucks.
her image consultant MUST be a millionaire, because she somehow kept her “courtship” with a married expectant father under the public radar.
can you imagine how vera felt? pregnant, and then finding out that your husband is cheating w/ JULIA F_ING ROBERTS?!!! how do you compete with that? and then julia taunts her through the paparazzi?
julia is a C*NT!
#16 In Other News: Eminem (crazy) and his ex-wife/wife (crazier) are getting divorced AGAIN. Now, WHY has it taken this long for a public outcry of “God! That Woman is UGLY”?!?! I have pondered her “appeal” to the masses for many a year. It’s about time
Old MacDonald had a farm EIEIO
And on that farm he had a dog EIEIO
With a ruff ruff here and a ruff ruff there
Here a ruff there a ruff everywhere a ruff ruff
That’s a whole lot of ugly. Never saw her alleged talent either…I avoid her.
#14 and #28
I am putting my money for Julia to compete in the Derby, Dakota Fanning for the lead but Hilary Swank for the win.
She’s always had that nose… and a lot of teeth. She’s got like 42 teeth, man!
#70, his first wife was pregnant? What happened to the baby?
i never thought she was hot…pirana mouth.
hey, I knew her when her ears stuck out like car doors. come to think of it, they still stick out, she just uses cellotape to pin ‘em back. I dunno that nose looks pretty Photoshop to me.
Horserace, hell. This woman could win a jousting match.
har har she goes!!!
Her nose has always been big, its just the camera abgle that the photo has been taken on that makes it look absolutely massive
I meant ‘angle’ not ‘abgle’
Why the long face, Julia?
Maybe I got an apple for ya…
a horse is a horse, of course of course!
I love that line by Lois about the baboon’s ass. I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment expressed too. I think Roberts is the second greatest con job Hollywood has ever perpertrated on the unwitting public. I’ll leave you to figure out what number one is.
Lol oh my gawd! Im sensing an awful lot of jealousy here!
im guessing the fact that millions of men around the planet facy this woman leaves you ladies a little bitter?
god leave her alone, so what if her nose looks big, shes stunning!
are you all trying to tell me that you,ve never looked bad on a photo? (in fact im guessing many of you have looked an awful lot worse!)
so stop with the harsh comments….its people like you lot that make other people paranoid about ourselves
tut tut *wags finger*
its really quite small of you all….