That Clown’s Having Sex With Julia Louis-Dreyfus

April 23rd, 2014 // 24 Comments

Because apparently her new thing is to get naked for any magazine that asks her to, here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus having sex with a clown for the May issue of GQ where at least they had the courtesy of not making it look like she thinks John Hancock signed the Constitution all over her back. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to launch my own magazine Action Figure Basement Masturbate Man Monthly which will feature informative articles on it doesn’t matter I already said the word magazine. Get her agent on the phone.

Photo: Courtesy of GQ.com

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  1. pretty sure Ronald McDonald is HIV pos.

  2. clown porn is what I was missing in my life

  3. PassingTrue

    Carrot top has been away from the gym apparently. Well at least Julia is getting her vegtables.

  4. Bryce Harper

    That’s a clown sex act, bro.

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Oh my god, I’m gonna come!”
    *opens can of spring snakes*

  6. Not shown is the clown car with hundreds of clowns waiting for their chance.

  7. At this moment, admissions offices at all of our nations finest clown colleges are being being flooded with new applicants.

  8. Who knew she was a closet juggalette?

  9. BB
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care how Lady GaGa’d any of JLD’s photos are. I still would.

  10. Hugh G. Rection

    It looks like Donald Trump and Sarah Palin are having sex.

  11. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

    I was never that into her, but always would’ve banged her, given the chance. And that’s before finding out her father’s a hereditary billionaire.

    Knowing how old she is now, I think it might be kinda tough to do it in reality. All the early stage liver spots and loose skin and whatever else is going on. But, I’d certainly like to give it a shot.

  12. Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    Clown sex is good up right up until he tries to tie his dick into the shape of a balloon animal.

  13. Commented on this photo:

    Do ME – Julia Louis-Dreyfus

  14. Commented on this photo:

    They do say ladies like men who make them laugh.

  15. Commented on this photo:

    Insert Ronald MacDonald / Quarter Pounder / Big Mac joke here.

  16. That is one creepy Photoshopped hand!

  17. mikeJ
    Commented on this photo:

    If there wasn’t a clown and she wasn’t wearing a clown nose, I would be JOing it so hard to that photo.

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