Jose Canseco’s Hot 18-Year-Old Daughter Got A DUI

First things first, Jose Canseco has a hot 18-year-old daughter who looks like this on Instagram. Second, and of far lesser seriousness, she was arrested for DUI, so I need all of you to pretend I never wrote that post about how much I hate people who drive like dangerous shitheads while I quietly delete it and/or put Photo Boy’s name on it. That was a mirage. A fevered dream masquerading as reality c’mon c’mon erase.

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