Josh Hartnett’s Girlfriend Has Nipples and Other News

July 16th, 2010 // 30 Comments

- Michael Cera got drunk with the cast of Jersey Shore. [Popeater]

- Rachel Uchitel (a.k.a. Tiger Whore Ground Zero) just scored a spot on Celebrity Apprentice. [Dlisted]

- Joanna Krupa is the new story here. Not the fact there’s a Poland’s Next Top Model. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Angelina Jolie is going to try and adopt your face. That’s how much she’ll be in it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristin Cavallari is definitely hot. Don’t know about the useless part. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Vanessa Hudgens as leather clad prostitute crime-fighting girl. Or something. [Popoholic]

- Whitney Houston and Lindsay Lohan should never hang out. [IDLYITW]

- The Other Social Network Movie. [Best Week Ever]

- Nicolas Cage almost had to make someone put down the bunny. [Celebslam]

- Jenna Dewan is still in a bikini. [Just Jared]

- Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are shopping a reality show. Of course. [Huffington Post]

- Melissa Etheridge’s ex is crafty. [The Blemish]

- January Jones might have found a new man’s house to shamefully walk out of. [PopSugar]

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Comments (30)

  1. Taz | July 16, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Nice nipple

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    • Bob | July 16, 2010 at 6:26 pm

      DAMN!!! you can probably cut diamonds with that thing?

      Reply
  2. Amy | July 16, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Umm…her face in the picture is freaking me out.

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    • Zack | July 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm

      your face is freaking me out

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      • Mel Gibson | July 16, 2010 at 4:16 pm

        My rock hard exposed penis while I stare at this is freaking the girl next to me in library out!

      • Jr | July 16, 2010 at 4:17 pm

        Wow, you can see someone’s face through a comment on the Internet? That’s talent. Not psychic octopus levels of talent, but talent.

  3. frankw | July 16, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Nice from the waist down. But, she’s no ScarJo…

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  4. what | July 16, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    her nipples are freaking HUGE.

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    • oh uh | July 16, 2010 at 5:35 pm

      These nips are not all that aesthetic. I will accept them nonetheless, however.

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      • vspot | July 16, 2010 at 7:42 pm

        nips come in all shapes and sizes. I prefer these types to the smooth almost inny types. need something you can sink your teeth into

  5. James | July 16, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    I’d chew those nipples off by accident, jeez. Must have been cold water or smth.

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    • timmy the dying boy | July 16, 2010 at 9:43 pm

      That must be a cold shower, which is what I may need pretty soon.

      Reply
  6. Lenny | July 16, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    If you ever saw Farrah Fawcett nipples they were just like that huge and nice.

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    • Lauren | July 16, 2010 at 8:23 pm

      ^Creepy old man alert!

      Mentioning Farrah Fawcett’s nipples totally dates you. And your name is Lenny. Ew.

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      • RichPort's Gregarious Gay Ghost | July 16, 2010 at 9:20 pm

        ^Amusing naive person pretending to be a young nymph alert!

        So, I’ll bet you believe my name’s really RichPort, or that I’m really gay, or a ghost? Well, I’ll give you one out of three, … clever girl.

      • j/k | July 17, 2010 at 3:15 pm

        Stupid little kid alert!

        She posed nude in the Dec 1995 issue of Playboy. Every man knows of every female celebrity that has posed nude during their lifetime.

        Besides your name is Lauren that means you are either over 40 or under 18.

      • OldDude | July 19, 2010 at 11:50 am

        Sorry to ruin your little “i’m a young hot bitch” world but yes stupid old guys still like hot chicks. I’m sure Farah looks better dead than you look in your prime, now go suck an 80 yr.old sagging nut sack BITCH!!

        Sloopy stupid vapid cunt alert!!!!

    • RichPort's Gregarious Gay Ghost | July 16, 2010 at 9:24 pm

      Sorry, I rigged the contest, as the real RichPort is from Puerto Rico ( Rich Port, get it ), and definitely not a ghost, so yeah, he’s simply a cocknozzle.

      Seriously, how can you not think that those nipples are delicious? Damn, people! “Not aesthetic”? For fuck’s sake.

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      • isobel | July 17, 2010 at 3:39 pm

        chillax, gramps. i’m with lauren on this one. knowing about farrah fawcett does date you. i was 5 in 1995! my guess is you were 30? and ya, her nipples are gross; they are like 2 inches long.

      • juggnuttz | July 17, 2010 at 6:36 pm

        right isobel… like no one coulda possibly been 12 or 13 in 95, and even then they would have no way of ever seeing a playboy then…..

        and calling a guy creepy for wanting to look at tits? really? its what we do!

  7. Matrim | July 16, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Yep…those are nipples alright.

    Reply
  8. captain america | July 17, 2010 at 12:24 am

    well, AMERICANS ARE RAISED LIKE KIDS.
    (even today)

    Reply
  9. ROUGH--taking back the "internets" from the absurd. | July 17, 2010 at 8:51 am

    When she strolls down Broadway in Manhattan, would that be call bullets over Broadway?

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  10. Griffin | July 17, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    All of you kids that are criticizing the size and shape of her nipples are either virgins or fags. I’d like to see what you guys are bangin’…put them up here in a bikini without any of the obligatory photoshop help and let’s judge away. This is what alot of real women look like…IF they’re lucky.

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    • Lenny | July 18, 2010 at 10:50 am

      Totally agree.

      Reply
  11. fabio | July 18, 2010 at 7:03 am

    straordinaria bellezza mediterranea…finalmente le forme di una donna vera,bellissima arrapante dolce ma un po’ malinconica…vorrei vedere altre sue immagini..wauuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  12. patty | July 18, 2010 at 7:06 am

    adoro josch hartnett ero ad ischia e da lontano ho visto lui e Romina che si baciavano appassionatamente, lei da vicino è bellissima, le foto nn le rendono giustizia sembra Monica Bellucci da giovane…fantastici insieme..

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  13. dare to be ROUGH | July 18, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    It’s bird, its a plane, NO, its SUPER NIPS….

    If YOU, are not able to tell if her mutant nips are her best feature, you JUSTTTTT might be a homo….

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  14. eric | July 18, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    i would love to have her fuck my pee slit with those nipples

    Reply
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