Josh Hartnett’s Girlfriend Has Nipples and Other News

- Michael Cera got drunk with the cast of Jersey Shore. [Popeater]

- Rachel Uchitel (a.k.a. Tiger Whore Ground Zero) just scored a spot on Celebrity Apprentice. [Dlisted]

- Joanna Krupa is the new story here. Not the fact there’s a Poland’s Next Top Model. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Angelina Jolie is going to try and adopt your face. That’s how much she’ll be in it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristin Cavallari is definitely hot. Don’t know about the useless part. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Vanessa Hudgens as leather clad prostitute crime-fighting girl. Or something. [Popoholic]

- Whitney Houston and Lindsay Lohan should never hang out. [IDLYITW]

- The Other Social Network Movie. [Best Week Ever]

- Nicolas Cage almost had to make someone put down the bunny. [Celebslam]

- Jenna Dewan is still in a bikini. [Just Jared]

- Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are shopping a reality show. Of course. [Huffington Post]

- Melissa Etheridge’s ex is crafty. [The Blemish]

- January Jones might have found a new man’s house to shamefully walk out of. [PopSugar]

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