Joseph Gordon-Levitt Learns Cancer Is The New Marine Corps Ball

The Superficial / November 16, 2011

Joseph Gordon-Levitt recently starred in the comedy 50/50 about a young man battling cancer which prompted Lindsay Miller, who actually has cancer – pancreatic neuroendocrine cancer to be exact – to upload a video to YouTube along with a blog post asking Joseph to grab a cup of coffee:

As you might recall, I saw the cancer comedy 50/50 recently and was impressed with it, though it was difficult emotionally for me to watch.
Also, I didn’t admit this in my first post about it, but after seeing Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s performance and seeing/reading some of his subsequent interviews about the film I thought, “This guy gets it. And he’s cute. I wonder if I could ever run into him somewhere.” But even though I live in LA, it seems impossible to find him.
Maybe YouTube can help…
OK, I admit: It’s ridiculous. And it feels like i’m making a big leap from being an anonymous cancer “liver” a few months ago to now starring in my own video.
But, life is short. So, why not?

While Joseph Gordon-Levitt is reportedly banging Scarlett Johansson these days, I think I figured out a way to help Lindsay out:

Dear Joseph Gordon-Levitt,

Sean Penn’s penis used to go in the place you put your penis in now. Not sure if anyone told you that.

Best Wishes,

- The Superficial

(Oh, yeah, that should do it.)

h/t E! News

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