Jonah Hill Standing Next To Leonardo DiCaprio Is What’s Been Missing From Your Life

December 18th, 2013 // 82 Comments

Like the cast of Duck Dynasty, I’m going to shoot it to you straight the way God intended it. There wasn’t a Most Important People over the weekend because, well, there weren’t a whole lot of comments to justify one. Fortunately Internet Jesus saw fit to place Jonah Hill next to Leonardo DiCaprio at The Wolf of Wall Street premiere last night which should be a goddamn smorgasbord for you. And even if it’s not, each and every one of these are fucking work of art which is why I had to kiss Photo Boy on the lips a second ago. He knows what pure beauty does to me.

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I do believe little Jonah is sporting a bit of a halfsie in this picture.

  2. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Oscar
    Commented on this photo:

    Chester & Spike

  3. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    JC
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    Settle down, Sparkly.

  4. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “It was amazing working with you, Leo! I hope we can collaborate again someti- THAT OSCAR’S MINE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! MIIIII- Sorry! I’m sorry! I have no idea where that came from! I’m OK no- I ALREADY WROTE MY ACCEPTANCE AND IT WILL BRING TEARS TO YOU’RE EYES! I WILL ESTROY Y- Y’know what? I’m gonna lay down.”

  5. omg! I’m standing next to the guy who was in Growing Pains!

  6. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    Photo of the week!

  7. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    You know that friend you had in high school that you fucking hated, but you still hung out with him because he made you look smart and handsome when you were together? Yeah.

  8. rican

    “LEO LEO, can I go wi’chu, yeah, yeah? I’m your friend right, right? Will you tell them my name, please? Can I stay with you until the paparazzi leave, ah, ah? This is great! You and ME, Leo, you and ME!, my BFF! HEY, want to meet my other frien…people I know? You’re not gonna leave me right, Leo?…I’m your friend, right Leo? Can you say ‘my friend’, Leo, pluheeeeeeeeeeez? Leo Leo Leo…”

  9. ‘Dad! Dad! Can we get Peanut Buster Parfaits after this?!’

  10. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Not that there aren’t already a 100 things wrong with Jonah Hill but at least he could have found a decent tie. That would make it 99.

  11. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    If you’re such great actors, why can’t you act like you like each other?

    • CrashHell

      One of them is knocking it out of the park and the other is totally phoning it in…Which is which, I leave to you.

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    Hank E. Ring
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    You told them not to crop me out! We really are friends!

  13. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Netta
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mmmmm num num num. Let all that talent seep in to me. No no…not too much….I still want to win an Oscar someday.”

  14. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Hank E. Ring
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    I can totally feel Leo, and I like it!

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Haha!! Im an actor now, amiright?! Seriously, bro, bro…c’mon”

    “Not even close. And why do your legs always look like that?”

  16. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    Mmmm, Leo, you smell like lavender, super models and my bleachy semen. Let’s stay this way forever.

  17. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, these are seriously great shots…

    Jonah Hill looks like some fucking psycho stalker that collects DiCaprio’s underwear, not somebody that just spend months with him shooting a god damn movie!

  18. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Beer for thought
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    LLLLLEEEOOOO!

  19. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    You fucked Franco? Me too!

  20. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    You can see the love and respect for Jonah on Leo’s face. If you look close enough passed the loathing and contempt.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did you see George here yet?”

    “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s so funny!”

    “What is?”

  22. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bar?! Seriously, you’d invite her out tonight for ME?!”

    “yeah, what’s the big deal, Ill tell her we should “get back together” or something. Then you drug here.”

    “Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!”

  23. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Beer for thought
    Commented on this photo:

    Please don’t let go!

  24. tom

    This is so hilarious :DD

  25. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    Way to dress up for your own premiere, you jackass.

    That looks like the over sized suit jacket and clip-on tie I wore for 9th grade basketball photos.

  26. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hurry up! McRib season is almost over!”

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    George P Burdell
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    Hey, Leo. Is it alright if I call you Leo? Do you think anyone out there is saying who is that guy up there with Jonah Hill?

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    Netta
    Commented on this photo:

    Jonah: “This is a crazy time to bring this up, but when I was younger, I went to school with this kid, I don’t remember what his name was because he clearly wasn’t as important as I am, but everyone made fun of him and called him Biff because he looked like Biff from Back to the Future AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISN’T THAT SO FUNNY?! It’s like we’re both comedians now. Let’s do a stand up tour or something. Wouldn’t that be crazy?!”

    Leo: (internally screaming)

  29. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    Please Leo! I’ll keep the weight off this time! I swear!

  30. Jonah Hill still gets better tail than I do so there you go, my life sucks.

  31. This post is going to stretch “Most Important People” out to about 60 entries this week.

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    “Tell them you know me Leo, please please please, I’m begging you, tell them you know me!”

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    Catalystika
    Commented on this photo:

    Look! There’s E! Entertainment News! Ooh, look! There’s Vin Diesel and the Victoria’s Secret angels! This is awesome! Thank you, Mr. DiCaprio!

    Sure, no problem kid. Hey, be a good sport and get me a soda.

    You got it, Mr. D! Freakin’ awesome!

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    CrashHell
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    CrashHell
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    I’m not wearing a thong! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

    I’m just kidding, it’s a thong…

  36. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    CrashHell
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    Ned Ryerson…I have missed you so much. I don’t know where you’re going, but, can you call in sick?

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    CrashHell
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    I always knew in some way that Jonah would get to bring a Victoria Secret model to a premier as a date.

  38. Mike Walker

    Who can write funny posts when the blogger is baiting everyone with tedious articles about evil christians, homophobes and racists.

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    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep…that look Johan is giving Leo is the look of a guy who would not only suck Leo off in the morning but swallow and call it breakfast.

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    CrashHell
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    *SIGH*…

    …wolves don’t hug Jonah…

  41. BSname

    Pathetic, no one seems to buy Hollywood’s bullshit more than the people who create it.

  42. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    It’s the successful actor, who’s plowed many a supermodel, and the other one.

  43. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    StaPuft Overlord
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    “That’ll do pig,”

  44. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    StaPuft Overlord
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    “That’ll do, Pig.”

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    Staypuft Overlord
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    Jonah Hill: Your model is in the mail.

  46. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    StaPuft Overlord
    Commented on this photo:

    Jonah Hill: This is how I’ll motorboat your anus, as promised.

  47. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    StayPuft Overlord
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    Leonardo: You can stop touching me now.

  48. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    StayPuft Overlord
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    Jonah Hill: I love you.

  49. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If he keeps eye fucking Leo, Channing Tatum is going to get jealous and Seth Rogan will just hang himself.

  50. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    StayPuft Overlord
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    Jonah Hill: (Yeah, he likes me. You done good, Hill, you done good. I bet he’s thinking about inviting me back to his trailer for bacon)
    Leonardo: (Is that a Victoria’s Secret model I haven’t banged yet?)

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