I’m not going to lie to you. If someone paid us to run an entire site that’s nothing but Leonardo DiCaprio being forced to interact with Jonah Hill at movie premieres, we’d quit this bitch in a heartbeat.
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What’s important here is that Margot Robbie should be naked. All the time.
I still can’t believe she’s only 23. Why do gorgeous women always look older than they are when they are younger and than younger when they are older? It’s like they live in a vortex.
“Hiiiiii, Jonah! You look so..so good”
“Shut up bitch, Ive put on 12 pounds since the last red carpet.(looks at Leo) We’re still partying after this, right dawg?”
“Im going to cut off your head and mail it to Antarctica”
“Jonah is harassing Scorcese again! HAHAHA.”
i have a good idea where that dress will be spending the night
So, was that movie like a documentary?
“All I’m asking is you treat me the same way you treated Will Smith.”
“Not you, Jonah.”
I love how Jonah is looking right past that woman’s existence into Leo’s soul :D
Maybe we can find some solace about our lives that even Leo’s life is not perfect.
Oh poor Leo. Does he have to hang with a shmo for five minutes instead of a super model? Poor pumpkin head sun devil…
LOL! I thought I was the only one who called him that…
On a side note – the movie is pretty fantastic…and Margot Robbie and some the other girls…holy hell.
Every group has the awkward, chubby friend
“Stay away, mister. I’m going to hang out with my pal Jonah tonight”
“Um, no, Jonah, it was a joke.”
Publicist: “Jonah, can you step over here please? We want one with just Leo and Margot”
Jonah: “Okay. I love you, Leo!”
Leo: “Right back at ya, big guy.”
Ummm, Margot’? Marty told me I could put my arm around Leo at the movie premieres… I wore my baggiest pants so no one would see my erection. Oops, I fear I’ve said too much.
leo… you said… we’d be joined on the red carpet.
i… i thought you meant…
Leo, are you coming over or what? my mom is making popcorn, and I can stay up late…
And this is how you cockblock a guy you don’t want to bang.
“Jonah, you got my invitation, you came!” – Margot
“Wait, what the fuck, I thought it was just going to be you and me tonight Margot?” – Leo
“LEO LEO LEO LEO LEO, I love you LEO!!!!” – Jonah
Johan: “I worked on a Martin Scorsese film.”
Leo: “We ALL did, dumbass.”
Jonah Hill just needs to quit staring right at Leonardo DiCaprio like he’s a stalker or creep. No eye contact every other shot.
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