One Of These People Had No Idea The Other Was Going To Be There, Try And Guess Which One

January 10th, 2014 // 31 Comments

I’m not going to lie to you. If someone paid us to run an entire site that’s nothing but Leonardo DiCaprio being forced to interact with Jonah Hill at movie premieres, we’d quit this bitch in a heartbeat.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. What’s important here is that Margot Robbie should be naked. All the time.

    • Beer for thought

      I still can’t believe she’s only 23. Why do gorgeous women always look older than they are when they are younger and than younger when they are older? It’s like they live in a vortex.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Broseth…..really?”

    “Hiiiiii, Jonah! You look so..so good”
    “Shut up bitch, Ive put on 12 pounds since the last red carpet.(looks at Leo) We’re still partying after this, right dawg?”

    “……………….”

  3. Jealous Jonah Hill Leonardo DiCaprio Margot Robbie The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    *pssst*
    “Im going to cut off your head and mail it to Antarctica”

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    The Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jonah is harassing Scorcese again! HAHAHA.”

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    i have a good idea where that dress will be spending the night

  6. So, was that movie like a documentary?

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    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “All I’m asking is you treat me the same way you treated Will Smith.”

    “Okay, okay!”

    “Not you, Jonah.”

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    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how Jonah is looking right past that woman’s existence into Leo’s soul :D

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    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe we can find some solace about our lives that even Leo’s life is not perfect.

  10. Vic Damone

    Oh poor Leo. Does he have to hang with a shmo for five minutes instead of a super model? Poor pumpkin head sun devil…

  11. On a side note – the movie is pretty fantastic…and Margot Robbie and some the other girls…holy hell.

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    s
    Commented on this photo:

    Every group has the awkward, chubby friend

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stay away, mister. I’m going to hang out with my pal Jonah tonight”
    “Haha, really?!”
    “Um, no, Jonah, it was a joke.”

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Publicist: “Jonah, can you step over here please? We want one with just Leo and Margot”
    Jonah: “Okay. I love you, Leo!”
    Leo: “Right back at ya, big guy.”

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    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Ummm, Margot’? Marty told me I could put my arm around Leo at the movie premieres… I wore my baggiest pants so no one would see my erection. Oops, I fear I’ve said too much.

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    Commented on this photo:

    leo… you said… we’d be joined on the red carpet.
    i… i thought you meant…

  17. Leo, are you coming over or what? my mom is making popcorn, and I can stay up late…

  18. Jealous Jonah Hill Leonardo DiCaprio Margot Robbie The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    And this is how you cockblock a guy you don’t want to bang.

    “Jonah, you got my invitation, you came!” – Margot

    “Wait, what the fuck, I thought it was just going to be you and me tonight Margot?” – Leo

    “LEO LEO LEO LEO LEO, I love you LEO!!!!” – Jonah

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    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Johan: “I worked on a Martin Scorsese film.”

    Leo: “We ALL did, dumbass.”

  20. Jealous Jonah Hill Leonardo DiCaprio Margot Robbie The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Jonah Hill just needs to quit staring right at Leonardo DiCaprio like he’s a stalker or creep. No eye contact every other shot.

  21. anonym

    these damn aussies are stealing all the acting jobs here

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    Taffy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Just stay right there, J, ok, buddy? Stay there and tell the photographers how we’re bffs til I get back. Stay! I will get you ice cream afterwards. No, the mean Leo-stealing lady won’t go with us, k? Promise? Good boy!”

  23. Jealous Jonah Hill Leonardo DiCaprio Margot Robbie The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “What is she doing here, Leo? I want her gone, Leo. I’m your fan, Leo, not she. Leo… Why are you keeping silence?”

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    angerinside
    Commented on this photo:

    You ever find a turd in your ice cream? Well Jonah just did. He’s still gonna eat it, but dude, there’s a turd in the ice cream.

  25. eyyooguise

    hahahaha! He’s such a dick because he’s a closeted homosexual. Wow. It all makes sense now.

  26. Beer for thought

    All joking aside, the movie was actually pretty awesome. I wasn’t expecting Jonah to pull it off, his performance was nothing compared to Leo’s mind you, who killed it, but he held his own for sure. He should have just kept his damn mouth shut about being a “serious actor” though, kinda set himself up for all these jokes. The role wasn’t even a serious one, it’s really more of a black comedy.

  27. Margot Robbie: “Hey, you…Extra-Large…touch my ass one more time and I’ll drive a stake through your heart.”

  28. Jealous Jonah Hill Leonardo DiCaprio Margot Robbie The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    In Leo’s head:
    I hope he ain’t looking for a 3 way. Fuck that shit!

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