Oh Yeah, That’s Jon Hamm’s Penis

So bad news, Jon Hamm did not break up with Jennifer Westfeldt. Good news, you can totally see his penis in these pictures. In fact, if you squint hard enough, you can hear it say underwear is “pathetic” before diving into a glass full of Canadian Club.

I’m typing my daydreams into posts again, aren’t I? Goddammit.

As awesome as this was, I wish it was nothing but a non-stop loop of January Jones running home and spraying whipped cream in her mouth. Haha, the writers hate her so much. And she keeps coming back!

Photos: Splash News