Jon Hamm Apologizes To Kim Kardashian In The Handsomest, Most ‘Go F-ck Yourself’ Way Possible

March 14th, 2012 // 47 Comments
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And now we know who the father is.

Late last week, word got out that Jon Hamm made a comment in Elle UK where he called Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton “fucking idiots” because he’s an educated man with a keen sense of insight. Naturally Kim Kardashian feigned outrage at being correctly labeled because it got her giant ass in the press, so here’s Jon Hamm “apologizing” to Kim last night via E! News:

“It’s surprising to me that it has become remotely a story,” he told E! News. “I don’t know Ms. Kardashian, I know her public persona.
“What I said was meant to be more on pervasiveness of something in our culture, not personal, but she took offense to it and that is her right.”

So basically Jon Hamm defended his statement that our society worships fucking idiots and when one of those fucking idiots got mad at being called a fucking idiot, he suavely said, “Well, that’s her right as a fucking idiot.”


I swear to God that wasn’t me ejaculating. I, uh, live on an airfield. Yes, that’s it, an airfield…

Photos: Getty


  1. Motorboat Captain

    Burt Reynolds is my spirit dragon but he better watch his back because Jon Hamm’s gunning for him.

  2. whiskeyafternoon

    Tremendous. the man spreads the truth.

  3. west

    Oj killed two nice folks and that evil old slag Kris took the ball and ran with it.

  4. Lisatlantic

    This man is a hero.

  5. ThatGuy

    “Sonic Boom”… LOL… I’m writing that down and putting it in my pocket for later.

  6. Frugal Gourmet


  7. Spectacular shit going on.
    Bravo Fishmanz!

  8. Your Mother's Vagina

    Is that really an apology? I think he’s just stating the obvious for a second time. I hope he’s not intentionally pulling KK back into the spotlight.

  9. Cock Dr

    I would love to watch HIS sex tape but I suspect he has self respect and standards, so it’s not gonna happen.

  10. Anonymous

    He doesn’t give a crap. He’s just trying to promote Mad Men. If anyone in Hollywood wants free viral advertising, everyone knows you just say something crappy about Kim Kardashian or the entire clan in general.

    Kim is guaranteed respond on twitter or whatever social outlet she happens to be sponsor at the time then have the general media report her response for a few days. It’s more effective than waiting for hits on YouTube.

  11. God is Black

    This Dude is a pussy magnet and could care less for Kardashian, we love Black Cock Whore!

  12. King Diamond

    Jon’s the man.

  13. El Jefe

    More people like him need to come forward and tell the Kardashians to fuck off.

  14. Jon Hamm January Jones PaleyFest
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    who the fuck is john hamm?

  15. SFRowGuy

    Live on an airfield? Do you need someone that does drywall repair, or a structural engineer?

  16. Kitty Fisher


  17. cc

    I hope he banged JJ.

  18. Hamm!
    The truth’s refreshing …
    The truth’s refreshing …
    Hamm …

  19. your ‘spirit dragon’
    okay, who are u?
    and why didn’t i come up with that one

  20. sc4play

    Fish, you love him! Go on and admit it!! You’ll feel better!

  21. Kangaroo Porn

    Not to defend Kim but Jon Hamm is a GENIUS!

  22. He even makes January smile. Must be some sort of God.

  23. Lola

    Love him for this! Kim “Cum Dumpster” Kardahsian is so damn stupid someone in her camp will have to explain to her what a verbal dick slap he just dished out to her.

  24. What Happened?

    Started a fight with a woman and yielded ever so quickly.

  25. Jon Hamm January Jones PaleyFest
    Commented on this photo:

    he looks stoned.

  26. Mike

    I’m not saying a bad thing about Jon Hamm. And judging by this feud with Kim Kardashian, it’ll be a cold day in hell when it happens. Even Megan Fox thinks Kim is a joke, just watch her in the trailer for The Dictator when her part comes up.

  27. karl anglin

    Maybe Jon Hamm decided to leave off
    the word before “idiot”.

  28. Emily

    “sorry I’m not sorry.” Love him!


    Fucking Kim Kardashian wants to fuck Jon Hamm and deep throat is penis!

  30. America trasheap

    Kim is a
    tranny looking ugly douche.

  31. YagiSka

    Is it weird that I spontaneously ovulated when I read this? I mean, considering that I’m a straight man?

  32. Shoisefhoi

    That is most definitely a righteous sonic boom

  33. clutter by

    So what you’re saying is he apologized.

  34. Jon Hamm January Jones PaleyFest
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    More people need to be like Jon! guy tells it how it is!!!
    And he was so right!!
    Go Jon Hamm, tell the dumb A** how it is!!

  35. Jon Hamm January Jones PaleyFest
    I'm from JOYZY!
    Commented on this photo:

    That pic is making my laugh. Heh.

  36. dontlooknow

    Well played, Mr. Hamm….

  37. Jon Hamm January Jones PaleyFest
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    who is he? and she looks like his mother

  38. anonym

    haha. January is smiling !
    and she looks pretty cute smiling.

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