Jon Hamm Did Porn

September 23rd, 2010 // 38 Comments

And cue vaginal tidal wave. *grabs surfboard*

Mad Men star and all-around handsomest man alive person whose looks I’ve never marveled at for hours on end, Jon Hamm, apparently started his career in the porn industry. Except unlike Sasha Grey, he just set up scenery then went on to become an actor people take seriously. Via Celebuzz:

What exactly does being a set-dresser for a porno involve? “You gotta move cameras around, and ashtrays,” said Jon, “Continuity is apparently an issue.”

Damn right it’s an issue! I don’t know how they do things on AMC, Don, but in the world of choreographed sexual intercourse they have a little thing called “pride.” Pride in a hard day’s work that’s not afraid to get its hands dirty. Or a midget’s. Why don’t you take that back to your fancy acting friends with their believable line delivery and ability to look at themselves in the mirror without crying. They ain’t so tough.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. TAB

    FIRST AGAIN BITCHES.

  2. Well at least he wasnt stuck fluffng ron jeremy.. Now for hoping christina hendricks did porn..

  3. g_girl

    he looks nice. can i eat him?

    • EVERY GODDAMN FUCKING FEMALE ALIVE AND DEAD (and lots of men too)

      OMG YESS!!! LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!! I AM IN HEAVEN!!!

  4. Viv

    Apparently started doing porn? and where is it? I demand to see it!

    this is just a trick to get attention only to be disappointed :(

  5. Cock Dr

    That headline was quite a jolt. Whew. Did it just get really hot in here?
    But of course the “story” is just the usual mundane BS.
    All better now.

  6. baby mason

    you know who else did porn? kim kardashian. now discuss: www,scottdisick.net

    maybe someone can discover scott disick’s secret sex tape

  7. stevebeagle

    he’s still just a schmuck who puts on makeup & plays other people for a living.
    as long as he sticks to that & keeps his mouth shut on real world issues,,more power to him.

  8. ZigZagZoey

    Ahhh if only it was true.
    Sigh.

  9. fester

    It’s never too late to get in front of the (porn) camera. Maybe he can do a shoot with Vinny Guadagnino (screen name: Biggus Dickus) and call it “Hamm Fisted.”

  10. a man call Rough

    Where was all this female swooning when he was a waiter?

  11. Set design? *yawn* Shame on you, Fishy! Had he at least been a fluffer, this might have been worthy of my click-through. ;)

  12. kassidy

    he is hot

  13. Slab

    He looks like he smells like cigarettes.

  14. Truth Teller

    That’s what’s wrong with assholes like you in the first place, you put WAY TOO MUCH emphasis on people’s looks.

    “Superficial” is a mild description for your mind set and priorities. In fact, you’re just some pitiful face watcher with the abilty to feed all these other fools who read this column daily.

    I come by every month or so hoping to see something of substance featured and am dissapointed every time. You and your fans are worthless scum who feed the egos of some of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

    What a legion of assholes!

    • Peanutty

      ok, why again do you cum here?

    • Da Trooooooooooooof

      Step aside Truth Teller I am Da Troooooooooof

    • THE REAL TAB

      Take it light there “truth teller,” this website got your attention, didn’t it?

      As far as Jon Hamm is concerned..he got his acting career started uniquely..even his name sounds like a porn name..

    • ZigZagZoey

      So glad you stopped by!

      BTW ~ It’s disappointed, not dissapointed. Or was that in reference to your diss?

      You’re the idiot that keeps coming back expecting to see something different!

    • “Feed the egos”..??????
      Are we reading the same website? Posters viciously tear down every damn person posted here no matter what. How on earth does that feed showbiz egos?
      And please, consider the title of the blog. Quit searching for “substance” on an internet gossip site.

  15. Truth Teller

    Yeah, trying to excuse your own culpability in this mess by jumping on me is just what I expected.

    I stand by my statement, this site is visited by legions assholes! Why don’t you misfits make you’re own lives interesting instead of feasting on others.

    YOU’RE the reason such cesspools exist, jerks!!! Don’t bother replying, or knock yourselves out if you will. I will NOT be back to read what you imbeciles, social rejects and basement dwellers have to say.

    I simply DGAF!!! Bye-bye…

    • drapergirl

      I want to have sex with Jon Hamm on your face

      • bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa. It takes a certain species of douchenozzle to continually visit a site (and hence target audience) one simply doesn’t get since he/she is clearly incapable of ever enjoying any semblance of a sense of humor. We should really organize a telethon for poor, pathetic Truth Teller. Oh noes — Must. Laugh. Some. More. bwahahahahaahahahahahahaa.

  16. Finally a real man!

    So hot all the Internet fattie boys in Mom’s basement are jealous. Go back to your bikini fantasies about sticking it in someone’s ass who, in real life and including Snookie, would call the police if you were anywhere nearby.

  17. des

    i thought he looked familiar….

  18. Burt

    So, he’s the guy who drew with crayons on cardboard (you’d understand if you were old enough to remember when they started shooting porn on video).

  19. captain america

    it are especially americans who do these things who look as innocent as a baby!!

  20. THE REAL TAB

    A spammer on the loose..what?! Did you run out of email addresses to deluge with junk shit such as this? Get life.

  21. angela

    hahaha… Fish said “hard.”

  22. Don’t get the appeal.

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