Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Belong Together Like A Scarf And 18 Bolo Ties
After seven years writing the site, I still have no idea what the hell The Art of Elysium Gala is, and if you put me on the spot, I’d say it’s some sort of event specifically designed to be forgotten about not even 24 hours later because of the Golden Globes. Except this year, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard decided to make it the backdrop of their undying love by sucking each others’ faces off to prove she didn’t dump him because of his drinking problem. And thank God because I’ve spent the last two months waiting for the earth to spin off its axis because these two weren’t together. How are we not dead?!