‘Did Someone Say Gay Spider-Man?!’

July 11th, 2013 // 55 Comments

You know how John Travolta needs everyone to think he’s straight or else they won’t believe he has Thetan magic? These should help.

Photo: GADE/AKM-GSI

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    joe
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    Hey John! Know anyone who has two thumbs, a bad hairpiece, 20 extra pounds, follows a religion for rich dipshits, and enjoys balls across the chin?

  2. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The Brazilian dance move is known as THE SPECULUM.

    John already knows it.

  3. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
    Beer Baron
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    You can almost see him thinking, “DON’T GET A BONER ON CAMERA…DON’T GET A BONER ON CAMERA…”

  4. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
    Deacon Jones
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    “….everybody Wang Chung tonight….everybody have fun toni- YO! Broseph! Beer me!”

  5. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    (laughing)

    “no,no, no….haha, you have to do it much more delicately, or they’ll wake up and punch you in the face!”

    (laughing)

  6. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “alright…haha, seriously, they can’t get this boner on camera guys, you’re KILLING me, hahaha”

  7. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “…..hey, anyone ever tell you you look like Shia LeBouf?…..I like that……everybody wang chung toniiiight….”

  8. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    (dancing to techno)

    “Hey, you know I have a wife, right?”

    (loud laughter)

  9. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “Who’s getting the noodle wet tonight?? THIS GUY!!!”

  10. I think we’ve gathered enough data to definitively show that if you have a douche patch of hair on your chin, it is impossible to take you seriously.

  11. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “Oh! That’s gonna leave a mark!”

  12. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    (dancing)

    “Hey, this one’s a little darker..”

    (laughter)

    “You don’t have AIDS, do you Jose? Ah fuck it, Ive got a cure for AIDS anyway!”

  13. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    No way Vinny is gay!
    Seems to be really happy and gay(jolly) among buffed Brazilian guys. (Staring at guys junk on the left)
    Can dance like a male ballet dancer.
    Fake hair and pubic hair for mini beard.
    Coordinates his clothes
    Absolutely no interest in women in background.
    “The charade is over….”

  14. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “and then…and then, haha, someone asked Tom if he’d like *Ranch dressing* on his salad, and he went like this to their fucking head!!”

  15. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “….no seriously, this is how I piss.”

  16. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    (black was a good choice, John)

    “WHHEEEEEEE!!”

  17. Cock Dr

    Supposedly this is all for a south American booze commercial.
    This nonsense will inspire confidence & enthusiasm for that particular brand I’m sure.

  18. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    (music, laughter in background)

    “…This next one was great too. We were at a party Mickey Rourke’s house in ’86..allll coked up. So, fucking, I open this bedroom door and Tom’s standing there with his hand on Danny Bonaduce’s head, who’s *blowing* him, and he’s jerking Mickey’s german shepherd off with his other hand like *this*!”

  19. I’m gonna say ONE last time: Tony Manero is not gay!

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    Cuddles
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    Are his chin pubes really that far off center?!?

  21. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “…You put your right foot in and you shake it all about.
    You do the hokey pokey and you cum inside my mouth.
    That’s what it’s all about! Yeah! Now, for real this time!…”

  22. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    Brazilian men prefer to wear speedos on the beach. A discover John is about to make in 3, 2, 1…

  23. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    Brazilian men prefer to wear speedos on the beach. A discovery John is about to make in 3, 2, 1…

  24. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “That’s great, Raul! Now Javier, show us how you’d work a hard, sweaty cock! Go!”

  25. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “I HATE YOU DAVID MISCAVIGE!”

  26. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    Here comes the gay train!

    Choo Choo!

  27. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    Those around John could not understand his cries of religious persecution, even after his enchanting and passionate liturgical dance.

  28. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “Guess which hand my hotel room key is in”

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    Fishballs
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    It was all fun and games until John gave Hector the red card. By the time the authorities arrived, all that remained of the actor was a toupee on a blood-soaked stick.

  30. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    Grease – The Retirement Years

  31. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    Travolta as the Fonz!! He’s GAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

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    bernard
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    who put crazy glue on the ball ?!?

  33. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    Summer lovin’, had me a blaaaast…

  34. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    and now, the flaming leap finale

  35. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    *wipes drool*

  36. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    so round, so smooth….. mmmmm

  37. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    herp a derp

  38. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    omgomg dreams can come true!
    its a brazilian beach massage party!!

  39. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    Nope, nothing gay about this at all…

    Is this a clever way for him to get paid and write-off his male prostitutes at the same time?

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    swg
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    Who is that lady in the back?

  41. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
    swg
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    Yet no one knows who is that lady in the back?

  42. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
    swg
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    Seriously now. Who is a that lady in the back?

  43. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
    swg
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    My sources tell me the lady in the back is a transsexual.
    A very pretty transsexual…

  44. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    John always ‘air massages’ rather than ‘air guitar’ to a song.

  45. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “HEYYYY NICE LAYDEEEEEEEEEEE”

  46. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    Lord of the pants.

  47. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “Okay John now do your famous Ed Grimley dance.”

  48. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “Sorry John someone must have left the needle in ball.”

  49. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “One direction. Maybe two, if you’re a supressive person.”

  50. John Travolta Dancing With Shirtless Brazilian Men
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    “Nope… can’t hear Kelly at all.”

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