Presumably forged in the finest of Scientology slave camps, John Travolta walked around New York today with a new wig to hide his well-documented baldness because apparently he assumes people look at the Internet just as much as he does. Which is never because the first rule of Church of Scientology is: Don’t research The Church of Scientology. Not when they have perfectly good captain’s logs to read from. See? This one says L. Ron Hubbard used to be a Mars cowboy. That’s how you know he’s not a bullshitter.
John Travolta Has Hair Again. Fancy That.
April 12th, 2011 // 60 Comments
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