John Travolta Has Hair Again. Fancy That.
Presumably forged in the finest of Scientology slave camps, John Travolta walked around New York today with a new wig to hide his well-documented baldness because apparently he assumes people look at the Internet just as much as he does. Which is never because the first rule of Church of Scientology is: Don’t research The Church of Scientology. Not when they have perfectly good captain’s logs to read from. See? This one says L. Ron Hubbard used to be a Mars cowboy. That’s how you know he’s not a bullshitter.