Apparently this is going to be the new Internet fad, so here’s another one of those historical time-traveling vampire photos, this time featuring John Travolta. Although I’m not a sucker for the liberal media’s lies and know this is just time-traveling Nicolas Cage wearing John Travolta’s face so he can bang his wife and let’s assume slaves. In the meantime, I’m encouraged that photos of Madonna haven’t shown up considering she was the spry young age of 1,500 during the Civil War. This means her ability to not be photographed has diminished, presumably along with her other powers. We’ll have her talons yet!
Photos: Pacific Coast News