John Mayer Finally Got A Haircut

The Superficial / August 27, 2012

STYLIST: So how far did looking like Johnny Depp’s autistic brother Howie getcha?
JOHN: Katy Perry, believe it or not.
STYLIST: No shit? So back to looking like a douche?
JOHN: Douche it.

I’ll fight anyone to the death who says that’s not exactly how that conversation happened.