Joel Madden impresses Nicole Richie with his Karate Kid impression
January 10th, 2007 // 110 Comments
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Haroof | January 10, 2007 at 9:36 am
I hate this bastard.
BigJim | January 10, 2007 at 9:39 am
How come they left out the part where he drop kicks her in the face?
Pointandlaugh | January 10, 2007 at 9:39 am
why is this ugly broad famous again? why do people care?
and yes, it IS sad that she is entertained by that dork’s very original karate kid move.
LAME.
kelohyea | January 10, 2007 at 9:39 am
They are the strangest couple….
DrunkBlogger | January 10, 2007 at 9:39 am
Third bitch!
P.S. This guy is a pussy. He’s also a gaywad.
BigJim | January 10, 2007 at 9:40 am
Oh, and Haroof: thanks for not typing, “First!” like so many other fucksticks do.
crackhead | January 10, 2007 at 9:41 am
huh. i’ll be damned. where’d the anorexia go? must have been a drug habit after all.
veggi | January 10, 2007 at 9:41 am
WAX OFF.
Danklin | January 10, 2007 at 9:41 am
First Hilary, then this sack of bones. So he likes anorexic talentless bitches, we get it now.
Jenster | January 10, 2007 at 9:41 am
i think it’s lovley when two mildly retarded people get together…..it warms my cold little black heart.
Spindoc | January 10, 2007 at 9:42 am
NICE DOUBLE CHIN NICHOLE….YOU FATTY!!!!!
mrsacrom | January 10, 2007 at 9:44 am
I think they are perfect for each other, keeps them away from normal people. But what is with the underboobage?
Spindoc | January 10, 2007 at 9:46 am
By the way, only fat guys keep their shirts on at the beach. Careful Nichole, you’ll catch fat from him…..oh too late. Better throw up some more.
Superevil | January 10, 2007 at 9:51 am
Where’s a Tsumani when you need it? Also, am I the only one that thinks Nicole Richie looks like a pug? I find that insulting because I actually like pugs.
mztry | January 10, 2007 at 9:51 am
SO nice to see her looking healthy and HAPPY!
polypam | January 10, 2007 at 9:56 am
re: Pic #2 & #3
Underboob? Again? Every bikini girl on this site lately is flashing the underboob. Get swimsuits that fit already!
AngryDrunkDwarf | January 10, 2007 at 9:59 am
It makes me a little sad inside when i think back to buying this kid and his brother beer when they were still underage and hadnt come close to hitting it big…ahhh…old school memories of good old Waldork MD…
BritishBitch | January 10, 2007 at 10:00 am
Nice to see a picture of Nicole thats doesn’t repulse me on a deep and profound level.But who is the overly inked guy she is with? Never heard of him. Is he more or less of a sycophantic publicity whore than previous loser boyfriend DJam?
dreamhypnotique | January 10, 2007 at 10:00 am
Good Charlotte sucks; Joel Madden is nothing but a poseur and he and his bandmates represent so much of what’s wrong with music in general, and punk music in particular. He wants to act like he’s hardcore but this douche is such a flaming gayass who prostitutes the memory of revolutionary punk bands from the 70s and 80s and turns their sound into a cliche. He and his bandmates also make the gigantic mistake of wearing makeup to look pretty and make themselves hearthrobs to teens and tweens rather than to be unique and interestingly freakish.
It’s no wonder than kids these days wear cliche punk gear like a costume, and wear band Tshirts from groups they know nothing about. Good Charlotte (along with the sellout industry that promotes them) have helped a counterculture movement become just another mainstream genre.
What a fucking fag.
Oh and he’s getting fat, too.
combustion8 | January 10, 2007 at 10:00 am
his dad left him on xmas eve hahahaha.. loser.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Madden
HolisticWisdomcom | January 10, 2007 at 10:01 am
Oh, c’mon who among us has not done a Karate Kid impersonation. I mean even as I clean my kitchen counters, I can’t help it, wax on… wax off. ;-)
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 10:04 am
I was a bit confused.I thought i was looking at my 0,5 m strongforce-kitesail.Which was sadly shattered all in peaces by hurricane Wilma when i was kitsurfing then.
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 10:04 am
Kitesurfing,troll.
RichPort | January 10, 2007 at 10:06 am
I like her better when she looked like a rack of lamb. I mean, fuck, she’s gotta be at least 97 lbs in these shots… it’s called Slim Fast, bitch. Give it a fucking try.
lola dee | January 10, 2007 at 10:07 am
did she gain weight?
combustion8 | January 10, 2007 at 10:13 am
whats fucked is this guy could get so much hotter yet he chooses this squirly little ugly runt and before her it was horse face duff… he must be gay.
lola dee | January 10, 2007 at 10:14 am
at least this couple is not freaky as marilyn manson and that barely legal chick from… oc was it? or one tree hill… rachel evan wood i think her name is, now thats just plain disturbing to see.
Mick | January 10, 2007 at 10:16 am
She said she was trying to gain weight and it looks like she did.
Good for her , finally.
I don’t know enough about him to like or dislike him but I do know that his band sucks.
fergernauster | January 10, 2007 at 10:20 am
Look at the very last pic.
She is a lovely shade of amber and he looks like Frosty the Blowman.
I detest pale, white skin, esp. exposed when at the beach, and esp. when inked to within an inch of its ugly life.
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 10:20 am
But anyway nice try Nicole.
lalalemon | January 10, 2007 at 10:23 am
She has a lot of leisure time to flounce around in ill fitting bikinis and bug glasses (thankfully not shown.) How does she sustain herself financially? Does she get a kickback from the tabloids for these photos? Syndication checks from Simple Life? Her Dad? Sponsorship from http://www.proana.com? She doesn’t work; I don’t get it.
fergernauster | January 10, 2007 at 10:25 am
She is growing larger. Will she soon be back to her pre-anorexic weight?
I dislike Nelly Furtado.
Jenna | January 10, 2007 at 10:30 am
Underboob is having the best week ever.
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 10:35 am
Guess who’s the Local Hero at da beach…
Lowlands | January 10, 2007 at 10:41 am
Thanks mum and dad.For making me interested in Sports.Even when i didn’t want to go in my very early years.
wedgeone | January 10, 2007 at 10:42 am
At least Nicole doesn’t look like she’s living in Somalia or Ethiopia anymore. Could she possibly have overcome the anorexia?
So what have either of these douches done lately to deserve to be photographed? At least Jessica Simpson filmed a Pizza Hut commercial, for Christ’s sake.
And what’s up with all of these celebs on the beaches recently? This is like the 6th post for this type of stuff in the last week. Do celebs only go onto the beaches in the winter? Where the hell is this beach where you get big friggin’ lounge chairs with your rockpiles?
karifarrell | January 10, 2007 at 10:46 am
Thanks to #19, as I was about to ask who in the FUCK is Joel Madden?!? So…Good Charlotte, ok, never heard them, but have heard OF them….and um…why does everyone else in the world get to wear bikinis and shit. I’m in the Pacific Northwest and I’m freezing my ASS off!!!
Yeah ok, I’m just jealous.
magickal | January 10, 2007 at 10:49 am
Joel Madden is a pansy-assed child molester. He was going out with Hillary Duff when she was like, 16, and he was 24 or something. OH, wait, I forgot, she was a “viiiirgin”. So he just stuck it in her ass, I’m sure. (Anal doesn’t count, right?)
On a side note, although clearly Nicole must be smoking something to date a flamer like him, but she looks fantastic! Seriously, I don’t even see any ribs. She actually….looks….healthy!
combustion8 | January 10, 2007 at 11:01 am
I blame this putz, and this putz alone, for the demise of KROQ.
PrettyBaby | January 10, 2007 at 11:07 am
@33 Jenna- ha!
Finally, funny comments and not a tr___ in sight. Paradise!
PrettyBaby | January 10, 2007 at 11:09 am
Oh and on a side note- To convince yourself that TCLTC, watch the Last Samarai.
You may resume…
lilypetals | January 10, 2007 at 11:22 am
Looks like Hilary Duff is PISSED
that Joel Madden is dating Nicole Richie. RARRR! Bitch-fight! Woop woop!
lilypetals | January 10, 2007 at 11:23 am
Looks like Hilary Duff is PISSED
that Joel Madden is dating Nicole Richie. RARRR! Bitch-fight! Woop woop!
shanonorato | January 10, 2007 at 11:28 am
jeez…leave the poor girl alone…she looks healthy and happy.
shanonorato | January 10, 2007 at 11:28 am
P.S. Her boyfriend is a FUG.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | January 10, 2007 at 11:31 am
Wow. That’s fucking charming. I feel like I’m watching an episode of Laguna Beach, only with uglier castmembers.
NipsyHustle | January 10, 2007 at 11:32 am
THANK GOD THIS BITCH FINALLY ATE AND DIGESTED A FUCKING TACO.
her body looks better despite the double chin. but i can’t imagine why she’s dating this fag. i’ve got bunions that are harder than his “punk”.
HughJorganthethird | January 10, 2007 at 11:35 am
Fucking Tsunami’s, never around when you neeed one…
polypam | January 10, 2007 at 11:42 am
#40…
You said there is no troll but you must’ve passed over #15 mztry. Reading her perky shiny happy postings every day is like nails scraping on Nicole’s ribcage. I mean, I’m all for human compassion, but not on The Superficial.
spineofsnake | January 10, 2007 at 11:44 am
@19
Punk music has always been, and always will be, supremely gay. So he hasn’t really hurt it at all.
P.S. Nicole is on methadone, that’s why she’s getting fat again.